Category Archives: Clerihews

A clerihew: Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson, Prime Minister

(28 Jańri 2021)

The Guardian, 27 January: 'An insult': fury at claim ministers did all they could in Covid crisis.

Aḷxandr Boris dFefl Jonsn, Prîm̦inistr,
bròt

aṛgns, blovieśn, bombast, c’rupśn, croniizm,

cntmt, dogẃiṣlñ, gaslîtñ, inc̣hiṛns, incompitns,

inḍlns, malis, mndaṣti, mīņis, monomeńa,

narssizm, popylizm, preɉdis n wofl

t Wstminstr.

“Sori abt ɖ hundṛd ʈǎznd ded.
W dd ol w cd,” h sd.

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CLERIHEWS: THE THREE BREXITEERS

(26 Jūne 2016)

(Fotoz invrtd fr betr pspctv.)

Jonsn, Boris:
“ɖ hiro hu wun ǎr frīdm fr s.”
So śǎt Hip hip hre unls
y d’nt b’liv ɖ gutrpres.

Mîcl Gov:
a crtịs, intelijnt, Yrosceptic cov
hu clevrli mest p Edyceśn
n nǎ, wɖ gret rspct, ɖ Neśn.

(Foto invrtd fr betr pspctv.)

Nîjl Farāj:
ɖ YCIP līdr huz vrbl barāj
s’xesf̣li tòt s loñ diviźn
(ẃć z ẃt rmenz v Nîjl’z viźn).

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