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From Czech: The Blue Chrysanthemum, by Karel Čapek

(My translation of Karel Čapek’s short story Modrá chryzantéma, which was published in Povídky z jedné kapsy in 1929.)



o let me tell you – said old Fulinus – how Klára came into the world. It was that time when I was managing Prince Lichtenberg’s park in Lubenec. And the old prince, he was some connoisseur, Mr Čapek, believe me! He used to get mature trees sent over from Veitsch in England, and when it came to Dutch tulip bulbs – seventeen thousand! But that’s by the by. It was when I was walking down the street in Lubenec one Sunday that I met Klára. She was the village idiot – a deaf-mute and as mad as a hatter, but wherever she went she hee-hawed, but hee-hawed like the happiest person in the world. What is it, Mr Čapek, that makes those village idiots so happy? I was just going to get out of her way, so that she wouldn’t give me a kiss, when I noticed she was carrying a bouquet. Just some dill and some common-or-garden weeds from the meadows but, all of a sudden, I noticed something that made me stop in my tracks. In amongst it all, Mr Čapek, that nutty woman had a big, blousy chrysanthemum, which was blue! And what a blue, Mr Čapek! A bit like Phlox Laphamii, but with a touch of slate-grey and with a deep-pink border. And the inside was a beautiful saturated blue, like Campanula Turbinata. But even that’s not everything. The point is, Mr Čapek, in the case of the Chrysanthemum Indicum, a colour like that was – and to all intents and purposes still is – completely unknown! Some years ago I visited old Veitsch, and Sir James was boasting about how, the year before, they’d had a chrysanthemum – imported from China – that had bloomed with a touch of lilac but unfortunately it had died in the winter. And here was this cackling scarecrow of a woman with a chrysanthemum as blue as the bluest blue you can think of!

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From Portuguese: The Man Who Spoke Javanese, by Lima Barreto

(My translation of the short story O homem que sabia javanês – The Man Who Spoke Javanese – by the Brazilian writer Lima Barreto, which was published in the Gazeta da Tarde in 1911)




 was in a coffee shop, telling my mate Castro how I’d conned people in order to earn a living. Once, when I was in Manaus, I’d even had to pretend I hadn’t been to university so that my clients wouldn’t think me unqualified for being a fortune-teller-cum-magician.

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From Czech: The Fortune Teller, by Karel Čapek

(My translation of Karel Čapek’s short story Věštkyně, which was published in Povídky z jedné kapsy in 1929)




nyone with half a brain will realise that this incident couldn’t have happened here or in France or Germany. As is well known, here and in those countries judges are required to punish wrong-doers according to the letter of the law rather than according to their ineffable acuity as superior gentlemen. This story involves a judge who made a judgement based not on the relevant sections of law but on his trusty common sense. So, as you will see, it has to do with England or, to be more precise, London, or, to be even more precise, Kensington; or perhaps Brompton or Bayswater – anyway, somewhere thereabouts. The judge was His Honour Judge Kelly and the woman who was the object of his ineffable acuity was Miss Edith Myers.

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From Czech: Amongst People, by Karel Čapek

(My translation of Karel Čapek‘s short story Muž, který se nelíbil, which was published in Povídky z jedné kapsy in 1929.)

“I’ve got something for you,” said Mr Pacovský to Sergeant Kolda.

Before the Austro-Hungarian Empire collapsed, Mr Pacovský used to be in the mounted police, but after the war he just couldn’t adapt to the new situation. So he retired and travelled a bit before, finally, leasing the Bella Vista inn. Although it’s rather out of the way it’s beginning to become quite popular with tourists.

“Sergeant Kolda,” said Mr Pacovský, “I don’t get it. This fellow Roedl has had a room here for a fortnight. Which is no problem: he’s paying his way, doesn’t get drunk and doesn’t gamble, but… could you come and take a look at him some time?”

“What’s the matter with him?” asked Sergeant Kolda.

“That’s just it!” blurted out Mr Pacovský. “I’m damned if I know. There’s nothing special about him, but… How should I say it? I just don’t like the look of him!”

Sergeant Kolda scratched his head: “Roedl, Roedl… The name doesn’t ring a bell. What does he do?”

“I don’t know,” said Mr Pacovský. “He says he works in a bank, but I can’t get him to say which bank. There’s something fishy about him. He’s polite and everything, but… He never gets sent any post. It’s like he’s hiding from people. And I don’t like it.”

“How do you mean,” asked Sergeant Kolda, “‘he’s hiding from people?’”

“Well… he’s not exactly hiding from people,” said Mr Pacovský, “but… who on earth wants to go to the countryside in September? And whenever a car stops in front of the inn, he’s off to his room like a flash, even if he’s in the middle of his dinner. So, as I say… I don’t like the look of our Mr Roedl.”

Sergeant Kolda scratched his head again. “You know what, Mr Pacovský? How about this? Tell him you’re closing the inn for autumn. Let him go to Prague or wherever and then he can be someone else’s problem. Easy!”

The next day, which was a Sunday, a young Constable called Hurych – aka Márinka or Panenka – was returning from a walk. On the way he thought he might stop off for a drink and so, when he emerged from the woods, he headed directly to the Bella Vista. And, at the very moment when he was lingering at the back door of the inn to take a few puffs on his pipe, he heard a window being opened on the first floor at the rear of the building, and something hitting the ground with a thud. So he ran back to the courtyard and caught hold of a man who’d just jumped out of the window.

“What on earth are you doing?” he demanded. “Jumping out of the window like that?”

Apart from being pale, the man he was holding by the shoulder didn’t look overly concerned.

“Why shouldn’t I jump out of the window?” he replied, almost in a whisper. “I live here.”

“Well, even if you do,” said Constable Panenka after a pause for thought, “it doesn’t seem right to be jumping out of the window.”

“I didn’t know it was illegal to jump out of windows,” said the man, in a matter-of-fact way. “Ask Mr Pacovský. He’ll confirm that I live here. My name’s Roedl.”

“OK,” said Constable Panenka. “But show me your papers first.”

“Papers…?” said Mr Roedl. “I don’t have any papers with me, but I can write off for them.”

“We’ll do that ourselves,” snapped Constable Panenka. “Come with me, Mr Roedl.”

“Where?” said Mr Roedl, who’d gone even paler. “What right… what right have you to arrest me?”

“Because I don’t like the look of you, Mr Roedl,” said Constable Panenka. “Now kindly come quietly.”

At the police station, Sergeant Kolda was sitting behind the desk in his slippers, smoking his long pipe and reading the official bulletin. When he saw Panenka coming in with Mr Roedl, he wasn’t amused:

“Christ Almighty, Márinka! What the hell? Can’t I even have a bit of peace and quiet on a Sunday? Why do you have to bring people in on a Sunday, of all days?”

“Sir,” declared Constable Panenka, unperturbed, “I don’t like the look of this man. When he saw me entering the Bella Vista he jumped down into the courtyard from a window and wanted to get lost in the woods. And he’s got no papers on him. So I arrested him. He says his name is Roedl.”

“Ah!” said Sergeant Kolda, suddenly interested. “Well, well, Mr Roedl. So you’re here at last.”

“But you can’t arrest me,” said Mr Roedl.

“No, we can’t,” agreed Sergeant Kolda. “But we can keep you here, can’t we? Go back to the inn, Márinka, search Mr Roedl’s room and get his things brought over here… Have a seat, Mr Roedl.”

“I… I refuse to say anything,” spluttered Mr Roedl. “I shall make a complaint!… I protest!…”

Sergeant Kolda sighed. “Bloody hell, Mr Roedl! I really don’t like the cut of your jib. So I’m not going to waste my time. Sit there and keep your mouth shut.”

Having said that, he picked up the bulletin again and carried on reading. And it wasn’t until some minutes had passed that he said:

“Do you know, Mr Roedl, I can see in your eyes that’s something’s not right with you. If I were you, I’d spill the beans and have done with it. But if you don’t want to, you can have it you own way.”

Even paler, and with sweat running down his face, Mr Roedl sat there. Sergeant Kolda watched him for a while. Then, harrumphing, he got up and went over to rearrange the mushrooms he was drying under the stove.

“Look, Mr Roedl,” he began again after a while, “we’ll find out who you really are and then you’ll be sitting in the clink with no-one at all to talk to. Don’t be an ass!”

But Mr Roedl remained resolutely silent and Sergeant Kolda, muttering to himself in annoyance, began cleaning his pipe.

“Well,” he said, “look at it this way. It could take up to a month for us to find out who you are. But that month won’t be knocked off your sentence. And that would be a pity, wouldn’t it?”

“And if I talk,” said Mr Roedl, “that would…”

“That would mean you’ll be remanded in custody,” Sergeant Kolda explained, “and that’ll be taken into account. But as you wish. I don’t like the look of you and I’ll be glad when they take you off to the regional court. So that’s how things stand, Mr Roedl.”

Mr Roedl sighed. His eyes flitted around the room and he looked even more woebegone and haunted than before. “Why does everyone say they don’t like me?” he asked, barely audibly.

“Because you’re afraid,” Sergeant Kolda replied calmly. “You’re hiding something, Mr Roedl, and no-one likes that. Why don’t you look people in the eyes? You’re hot and bothered, aren’t you Mr Roedl?”

“Rosner,” came the anxious correction.

Sergeant Kolda thought for a moment. “Rosner, Rosner… Now, which Rosner would that be? The name sounds somehow familiar.”

“Ferdinand Rosner.”

“Ferdinand Rosner,” repeated Sergeant Kolda. “That’s definitely familiar. Ferdinand Rosner…”

“The deposit bank in Vienna,” offered the pale, crestfallen man.

“Ah, yes!” cried Sergeant Kolda. “Now I remember: embezzlement! Yes, yes… Rosner. My dear Mr Rosner, we’ve had an arrest warrant out for you for the last three years!… So you’re Mr Rosner.”

Sergeant Kolda seemed to enjoy repeating the name.

“But why didn’t you tell us straight away? I was almost going to kick you out… Guess what!” he shouted at Constable Hurych, who was just entering, “it’s Rosner, the embezzler.”

“But…” came a single, painful monosyllable from Mr Rosner.

“But you’ll get used to it, Mr Rosner,” said Sergeant Kolda. “You should be glad it’s out in the open. But, dear me, where have you been hiding for the past three years?”

“In sleeping cars and in swish hotels – the sorts of places where they don’t ask who you are and where you’re from.”

“Well I never!” exclaimed Sergeant Kolda, rather more sympathetically. “You were having the life of Riley, weren’t you?”

“Yes and no,” said Mr Rosner. “I couldn’t go into any old pub, where the cops might come and poke around, could I? I had to live beyond my means, like it or not! And I never stayed at a place longer than three nights, except here – and that’s where you caught me.”

“Never mind!” said Sergeant Kolda. “The money had run out, hadn’t it, Mr Rosner? So it was the end of the road, however you look at it.”

“It was,” agreed Mr Rosner. “But let me tell you, I couldn’t have endured carrying on. Christ! This is the first time in three years I’ve had a proper chat with anyone! I couldn’t even have a decent meal in a restaurant – as soon as anyone started staring at me, I’d be looking to take my leave. I imagined every other person was working for the police. Even Mr Pacovský.”

“Well, that’s hardly surprising,” said Sergeant Kolda. “He used to be a policeman.”

“Exactly,” muttered Mr Rosner. “So how can you ever escape? And why did everyone look at me like that? Do I look like a criminal or something?”

Sergeant Kolda took a good look at him. “Well, to tell you the truth, Mr Rosner, I don’t think you do now. Now you look pretty much like an ordinary person. But a while back, my friend, I really didn’t like the look of you. I don’t know, something about you… Well, Márinka will take you to the court. It’s not six yet, so they’ll discount today from your sentence. And if it wasn’t Sunday today I’d take you there myself, so you could see… erm… that I don’t have anything against you. It must have been the result of not having a home to call your own, Mr Rosner. But now you’ll be OK. Arrest him, Márinka!”

“You know what, Márinka?” said Sergeant Kolda later that evening. “I was getting to like that Mr Rosner. Quite a nice fellow, wasn’t he? I don’t think they’ll give him more than a year.”

“I asked them to give him two blankets,” said Constable Panenka, rather sheepishly. “He’s not used to sleeping on planks.”

“Quite right,” said Sergeant Kolda. “And I’ll tell the guard to have a chat with him every now and then. So he can see he’s back amongst people.”

In Ñspel: The Dead, by James Joyce

(A transcription into Ñspel of the short story “The Dead” from Dubliners, by James Joyce)



Lili, ɖ certecr’z dōtr, wz litṛli run of hr fīt. Hardli hd ś bròt wn jntlmn intu ɖ litl pantri bhnd ɖ ofis on ɖ grǎnd flor n hlpt him of wɖ hiz oṿcot ɖn ɖ ẃīzi hōldor bel clañd agn n ś hd t scampr alñ ɖ bér hōlwe t let in anɖr gest. It wz wel fr hr ś hd nt t atnd t ɖ lediz olso. Bt Mis Cet n Mis Jūlia hd ʈt v ɖt n hd cnvrtd ɖ baʈrūm upsterz intu a lediz’ dresñrūm. Mis Cet n Mis Jūlia wr ɖr, goṣpñ n lafñ n fusñ, wōcñ aftr ć uɖr t ɖ hed v ɖ sterz, pirñ dǎn ovr ɖ banistrz n cōlñ dǎn t Lili t asc hr hu hd cm.

It wz olwz a gret afer, ɖ Misz Morcn’z ańl dans. Evrbdi hu ń ɖm cem t it, membrz v ɖ faṃli, old frendz v ɖ faṃli, ɖ membrz v Jūlia’z qîr, eni v Cet’s pyplz ɖt wr groun p inuf, n īvn sm v Mẹri Jen’z pyplz tù. Nvr wns hd it fōḷn flat. Fr yirz n yirz it hd gn of in splendid stîl az loñ az enwn cd rmembr; evr sins Cet n Jūlia, aftr ɖ deʈ v ɖer bruɖr Pat, hd left ɖ hǎs in Stǒni Batr n tecn Mẹri Jen, ɖer onli nīs, t liv wɖ ɖm in ɖ darc gōnt hǎs on Uśr’z Îḷnd, ɖ upr part v ẃć ɖe hd rentd fṛm Mr. Fŭḷm, ɖ cornfactr on ɖ grǎnd flor. Ɖt wz a gd ʈrti yirz ago f it wz a de. Mẹri Jen, hu wz ɖen a litl grl in śort cloɖz, wz nǎ ɖ mn prop v ɖ hǎshold, fr ś hd ɖ orgn in Hadñtn Rod. Ś hd bn ʈru ɖ Acaḍmi n gev a pyplz’ conṣt evri yir in ɖ upr rūm v ɖ Enćnt Conṣtrūmz. Mni v hr pyplz b’loñd t ɖ betr-clas faṃliz on ɖ Cñztǎn n Dōlci lîn. Old az ɖe wr, hr ānts olso dd ɖer śer. Jūlia, ɖo ś wz qt gre, wz stl ɖ līdñ s’prāno in Adm n Īv’z, n Cet, biyñ tù fībl t g abt mć, gev ḿziclésnz t bginrz on ɖ old sqer piano in ɖ bac rūm. Lili, ɖ certecr’z dōtr, dd hǎsmeid’z wrc fr ɖm. Ɖo ɖer lîf wz modist ɖe b’livd in ītñ wel; ɖ bst v evrʈñ: dîmnd-bon srlônz, ʈri-śilñ ti n ɖ bst botld stǎt. Bt Lili sldm md a mstec in ɖ ordrz so ɖt ś got on wel wɖ hr ʈri mistṛsz. Ɖe wr fusi, ɖt wz ol. Bt ɖ onli ʈñ ɖe wd nt stand wz bac-ansrz.

V cors ɖe hd gd rīzn t b fusi on sć a nît. N ɖen it wz loñ aftr ten o’cloc n yt ɖr wz no sîn v Gebrịl n hiz wîf. Bsdz ɖe wr dredf̣li afred ɖt Fredi Malinz mt trn p scrùd. Ɖe wd nt wś fr wrldz ɖt eni v Mẹri Jen’z pyplz śd si him undr ɖ inflụns; n ẃn h wz lîc ɖt it wz smtmz vri hard t manij him. Fredi Malinz olwz cem lêt bt ɖe wundrd ẃt cd b cīpñ Gebrịl: n ɖt wz ẃt bròt ɖm evri tū minits t ɖ banistrz t asc Lili hd Gebrịl or Fredi cm.

“Ǒ, Mr. Conrô,” sd Lili t Gebrịl ẃn ś opnd ɖ dor fr him, “Mis Cet n Mis Jūlia ʈt y wr nvr cmñ. Gdnît, Msz Conrô.”

“I’l ingej ɖe dd,” sd Gebrịl, “bt ɖe fget ɖt mî wîf hir tecs ʈri mortl aurz t dres hrslf.”

H std on ɖ mat, screpñ ɖ sno fṛm hiz g’lośz, ẃl Lili léd hiz wîf t ɖ ft v ɖ sterz n cōld ǎt:

“Mis Cet, hir’z Msz Conrô.”

Cet n Jūlia cem toḍlñ dǎn ɖ darc sterz at wns. Bʈ v ɖm cist Gebrịl’z wîf, sd ś mst b periśt alîv n asct wz Gebrịl wɖ hr.

“Hir I am az rît az ɖ meil, Ānt Cet! G on p. I’l folo,” cōld ǎt Gebrịl fṛm ɖ darc.

H cntinyd screpñ hiz fīt vigṛsli ẃl ɖ ʈri wimin wnt upsterz, lafñ, t ɖ lediz’ dresñrūm. A lît frinj v sno le lîc a cep on ɖ śoldrz v hiz oṿcot n lîc tǒcaps on ɖ toz v hiz g’lośz; n, az ɖ butnz v hiz oṿcot slipt wɖ a sqīcñ nôz ʈru ɖ sno-stifnd frìz, a cold, fregṛnt er fṛm ǎt-v-dorz iscept fṛm creṿsz n foldz.

“Z it snowñ agn, Mr. Conrô?” asct Lili.

Ś hd prisidd him intu ɖ pantri t hlp him of wɖ hiz oṿcot. Gebrịl smîld at ɖ ʈri siḷblz ś hd gvn hiz srnem n glanst at hr. Ś wz a slim, growñ grl, pel in cmplex́n n wɖ hei-culrd her. Ɖ gas in ɖ pantri md hr lc stl pelr. Gebrịl hd noun hr ẃn ś wz a ćîld n yst t sit on ɖ lǒist step nrsñ a rag dol.

“Yes, Lili,” h ansrd, “n I ʈnc w’r in fr a nît v it.”

H lct p at ɖ pantrisīlñ, ẃć wz śecñ wɖ ɖ stampñ n śuf̣lñ v fīt on ɖ flor abv, lisnd fr a momnt t ɖ piano n ɖen glanst at ɖ grl, hu wz foldñ hiz oṿcot cerf̣li at ɖ end v a ślf.

“Tel m, Lili,” h sd in a frendli ton, “d y stl g t scūl?”

“Ǒ no, sr,” ś ansrd. “I’m dn scūlñ ɖs yir n mor.”

“Ǒ, ɖen,” sd Gebrịl gêli, “I s’poz w’l b gwñ t yr wedñ wn v ɖz fîn dez wɖ yr yuñ man, ê?”

Ɖ grl glanst bac at him ovr hr śoldr n sd wɖ gret bitrnis:

“Ɖ men ɖt z nǎ z onli ol p’lāvr n ẃt ɖe cn gt ǎt v y.”

Gebrịl culrd az f h flt h hd md a mstec n, wɖt lcñ at hr, cict of hiz g’lośz n flict activli wɖ hiz muflr at hiz petnt-leɖr śuz.

H wz a stǎt tōliś yuñ man. Ɖ hî culr v hiz ćīcs pśt upwdz īvn t hiz fōrhed ẃr it scatrd itslf in a fy formlis paćz v pel red; n on hiz herlis fes ɖr sinṭletd restlisli ɖ poliśt lenzz n ɖ brît gílt rimz v ɖ glasz ẃć scrīnd hiz delic̣t n restlis îz. Hiz glosi blac her wz partd in ɖ midl n bruśt in a loñ crv bhnd hiz irz ẃr it crld slîtli bnʈ ɖ grūv left bî hiz hat.

Ẃn h hd flict lustr intu hiz śuz h std p n pld hiz weistcot dǎn mor tîtli on hiz plump bodi. Ɖen h tc a côn rapidli fṛm hiz pocit.

“Ǒ Lili,” h sd, ʈrustñ it intu hr handz, “it’s Crisṃs tîm, z’nt it? Jst … hir’z a litl…”

H wōct rapidli twdz ɖ dor.

“Ǒ no, sr!” craid ɖ grl, folowñ him. “Riyli, sr, I wd’nt tec it.”

“Crisṃs tîm! Crisṃs tîm!” sd Gebrịl, olmst trotñ t ɖ sterz n wevñ hiz hand t hr in depriceśn.

Ɖ grl, siyñ ɖt h hd gend ɖ sterz, cōld ǎt aftr him:

“Wel, ʈanc y, sr.”

H wêtd ǎtsd ɖ drw̃rūm dor untl ɖ wōlts śd finiś, liṣnñ t ɖ scrts ɖt swept agnst it n t ɖ śuf̣lñ v fīt. H wz stl discmpozd bî ɖ grl’z bitr n sudn rtort. It hd cast a glūm ovr him ẃć h traid t dspel bî arenjñ hiz cufs n ɖ boz v hiz tî. H ɖen tc fṛm hiz weistcot-pocit a litl pepr n glanst at ɖ hedñz h hd md fr hiz spīć. H wz undsîdd abt ɖ lînz fṛm Robt Brǎnñ fr h fird ɖe wd b abv ɖ hedz v hiz hírrz. Sm qoteśn ɖt ɖe wd rec̣gnîz fṛm Śecspir or fṛm ɖ Meḷdiz wd b betr. Ɖ indelic̣t clacñ v ɖ men’z hìlz n ɖ śuf̣lñ v ɖer sǒlz rmîndd him ɖt ɖer gred v culćr difrd fṛm hiz. H wd onli mc himslf r’dikyḷs bî qotñ powtri t ɖm ẃć ɖe cd nt unḍstand. Ɖe wd ʈnc ɖt h wz e’rñ hiz s’pirịr edyceśn. H wd fel wɖ ɖm jst az h hd feld wɖ ɖ grl in ɖ pantri. H hd tecn p a roñ ton. Hiz hol spīć wz a mstec fṛm frst t last, an utr fełr.

Jst ɖen hiz ānts n hiz wîf cem ǎt v ɖ lediz’ dresñrūm. Hiz ānts wr tū smōl plenli drest old wimin. Ānt Jūlia wz an inć or so ɖ tōlr. Hr her, drwn lo ovr ɖ tops v hr irz, wz gre; n gre olso, wɖ darcr śadoz, wz hr larj flaxid fes. Ɖo ś wz stǎt in bild n std irect hr slo îz n partd lips gev hr ɖ apiṛns v a wmn hu dd nt nǒ ẃr ś wz or ẃr ś wz gwñ. Ānt Cet wz mor viveśs. Hr fes, hlʈịr ɖn hr sistr’z, wz ol pucrz n crīsz, lîc a śrivld red apl, n hr her, brêdd in ɖ sem old-faśnd we, hd nt lost its rîp-nut culr.

Ɖe bʈ cist Gebrịl francli. H wz ɖer feṿrit nefy, ɖ sun v ɖer ded eldr sistr, Eḷn, hu hd marid T. J. Conrô v ɖ Port n Docs.

“Greta tlz m y’r nt gwñ t tec a cab bac t Muncstǎn tnît, Gebrịl,” sd Ānt Cet.

“No,” sd Gebrịl, trnñ t hiz wîf, “w hd qt inuf v ɖt last yir, hd’nt w? D’nt y rmembr, Ānt Cet, ẃt a cold Greta got ǎt v it? Cabwindoz raṭlñ ol ɖ we, n ɖ īst wind blowñ in aftr w pást Merịn. Vri joli it wz. Greta còt a dredfl cold.”

Ānt Cet frǎnd svirli n nodd hr hed at evri wrd.

“Qt rît, Gebrịl, qt rît,” ś sd. “Y c’nt b tù cerfl.”

“Bt az fr Greta ɖr,” sd Gebrịl, “ś’d wōc hom in ɖ sno f ś wr let.”

Msz Conrô laft.

“D’nt mînd him, Ānt Cet,” ś sd. “H’z riyli an ōfl boɖr, ẃt wɖ grīn śêdz fr Tom’z îz at nît n mcñ him d ɖ dum-blz, n forsñ Īva t īt ɖ str’bt. Ɖ pur ćîld! N ś simpli hets ɖ sît v it!… Ǒ, bt y’l nvr ges ẃt h mcs m wer nǎ!”

Ś brouc ǎt intu a pìl v laftr n glanst at hr huzbnd, huz admîrñ n hapi îz hd bn wonḍrñ fṛm hr dres t hr fes n her. Ɖ tū ānts laft harṭli tù, fr Gebrịl’z s’liṣtyd wz a standñ joc wɖ ɖm.

“G’lośz!” sd Msz Conrô. “Ɖt’s ɖ lêtist. Ẃnvr it’s wet unḍft I mst pt on mî g’lośz. Tnît īvn h wontd m t pt ɖm on, bt I wd’nt. Ɖ nxt ʈñ h’l bai m wl b a dîvñ sūt.”

Gebrịl laft nrṿsli n patd hiz tî ri’śurñli ẃl Ānt Cet nirli dubld hrslf, so harṭli dd ś injô ɖ joc. Ɖ smîl sn fedd fṛm Ānt Jūlia’z fes n hr mrʈlis îz wr d’rectd twdz hr nefy’z fes. Aftr a pōz ś asct:

“N ẃt r g’lośz, Gebrịl?”

“G’lośz, Jūlia!” xclemd hr sistr “Gdnis m, d’nt y nǒ ẃt g’lośz r? Y wer ɖm ovr yr … ovr yr būts, Greta, z’nt it?”

“Yes,” sd Msz Conrô. “Guṭprća ʈñz. W bʈ hv a per nǎ. Gebrịl sz evrwn werz ɖm on ɖ continnt.”

“Ǒ, on ɖ continnt,” mrmrd Ānt Jūlia, nodñ hr hed slǒli.

Gebrịl nitd hiz brǎz n sd, az f h wr slîtli angrd:

“It’s nʈñ vri wundrfl bt Greta ʈncs it vri funi bcz ś sz ɖ wrd rmîndz hr v Cristi Minstṛlz.”

“Bt tel m, Gebrịl,” sd Ānt Cet, wɖ brisc tact. “V cors, y’v sìn abt ɖ rūm. Greta wz seyñ…”

“Ǒ, ɖ rūm z ol rît,” rplaid Gebrịl. “I’v tecn wn in ɖ Greśm.”

“T b śr,” sd Ānt Cet, “bî far ɖ bst ʈñ t d. N ɖ ćildṛn, Greta, y’r nt añśs abt ɖm?”

“Ǒ, fr wn nît,” sd Msz Conrô. “Bsdz, Besi wl lc aftr ɖm.”

“T b śr,” sd Ānt Cet agn. “Ẃt a cumf̣t it z t hv a grl lîc ɖt, wn y cn dpnd on! Ɖr’z ɖt Lili, I’m śr I d’nt nǒ ẃt hz cm ovr hr lêtli. Ś’z nt ɖ grl ś wz at ol.”

Gebrịl wz abt t asc hiz ānt sm qsćnz on ɖs pônt bt ś brouc of sudnli t gêz aftr hr sistr hu hd wondrd dǎn ɖ sterz n wz crenñ hr nec ovr ɖ banistrz.

“Nǎ, I asc y,” ś sd olmst tsṭli, “ẃr z Jūlia gwñ? Jūlia! Jūlia! Ẃr r y gwñ?”

Jūlia, hu hd gn haf we dǎn wn flît, cem bac n anǎnst blandli:

“Hir’z Fredi.”

At ɖ sem momnt a clapñ v handz n a fînl fluriś v ɖ piynist tld ɖt ɖ wōlts hd endd. Ɖ drw̃rūm dor wz opnd fṛm wɖn n sm cuplz cem ǎt. Ānt Cet drù Gebrịl asd huridli n ẃisprd intu hiz ir:

“Slip dǎn, Gebrịl, lîc a gd felo n si f h’z ol rît, n d’nt let him p f h’z scrùd. I’m śr h’z scrùd. I’m śr h z.”

Gebrịl wnt t ɖ sterz n lisnd ovr ɖ banistrz. H cd hír tū prsnz tōcñ in ɖ pantri. Ɖen h rec̣gnîzd Fredi Malinz’ laf. H wnt dǎn ɖ sterz nôẓli.

“It’s sć a rlif,” sd Ānt Cet t Msz Conrô, “ɖt Gebrịl z hir. I olwz fīl īzịr in mî mînd ẃn h’z hir… Jūlia, ɖr’z Mis Dêli n Mis Pǎr wl tec sm rfreśmnt. Ʈancs fr yr bytifl wōlts, Mis Dêli. It md luvli tîm.”

A tōl wizn-fest man, wɖ a stif grizld mstaś n sworɖi scin, hu wz pasñ ǎt wɖ hiz partnr sd:

“N me w hv sm rfreśmnt, tù, Mis Morcn?”

“Jūlia,” sd Ānt Cet sumṛli, “n hir’z Mr. Braun n Mis Frloñ. Tec ɖm in, Jūlia, wɖ Mis Dêli n Mis Pǎr.”

“I’m ɖ man fr ɖ lediz,” sd Mr. Braun, prsñ hiz lips untl hiz mstaś brisld n smîlñ in ol hiz rinclz. “Y nǒ, Mis Morcn, ɖ rīzn ɖe r so fond v m z——”

H dd nt finiś hiz sntns, bt, siyñ ɖt Ānt Cet wz ǎt v irśot, at wns léd ɖ ʈri yuñ lediz intu ɖ bac rūm. Ɖ midl v ɖ rūm wz okpaid bî tū sqer teblz plest end t end, n on ɖz Ānt Jūlia n ɖ certecr wr streṭnñ n smuɖñ a larj cloʈ. On ɖ sîdbord wr areid diśz n plets, n glasz n bundlz v nîvz n forcs n spūnz. Ɖ top v ɖ clozd sqer piano srvd olso az a sîdbord fr vayndz n swīts. At a smōlr sîdbord in wn cornr tū yuñ men wr standñ, drincñ hópbitrz.

Mr. Braun léd hiz ćarjz ɖiɖr n invîtd ɖm ol, in jest, t sm lediz’ punć, hot, stroñ n swīt. Az ɖe sd ɖe nvr tc enʈñ stroñ h opnd ʈri botlz v leṃned fr ɖm. Ɖen h asct wn v ɖ yuñ men t muv asd, n, tecñ hold v ɖ dcantr, fild ǎt fr himslf a gdli meźr v ẃisci. Ɖ yuñ men aid him rspctf̣li ẃl h tc a trîl sip.

“God hlp m,” h sd, smîlñ, “it’s ɖ doctr’z ordrz.”

Hiz wiznd fes brouc intu a brōdr smîl, n ɖ ʈri yuñ lediz laft in ḿzicl eco t hiz plezntri, sweyñ ɖer bodiz t n fro, wɖ nrṿs jrcs v ɖer śoldrz. Ɖ boldist sd:

“Ǒ, nǎ, Mr. Braun, I’m śr ɖ doctr nvr ordrd enʈñ v ɖ cnd.”

Mr. Braun tc anɖr sip v hiz ẃisci n sd, wɖ sîḍlñ miṃcri:

“Wel, y si, I’m lîc ɖ feṃs Msz Caṣdi, hu z rportd t hv sd: ‘Nǎ, Mẹri Grîmz, f I d’nt tec it, mc m tec it, fr I fīl I wont it.’”

Hiz hot fes hd līnd fwd a litl tù conf̣dnṣ́li n h hd asymd a vri lo Dublin axnt so ɖt ɖ yuñ lediz, wɖ wn instñt, rsivd hiz spīć in sîḷns. Mis Frloñ, hu wz wn v Mẹri Jen’z pyplz, asct Mis Dêli ẃt wz ɖ nem v ɖ priti wōlts ś hd pleid; n Mr. Braun, siyñ ɖt h wz ignord, trnd promtli t ɖ tū yuñ men hu wr mor aprīṣ́tiv.

A red-fest yuñ wmn, drest in panzi, cem intu ɖ rūm, xîtidli clapñ hr handz n crayñ:

“Qdrilz! Qdrilz!”

Clos on hr hìlz cem Ānt Cet, crayñ:

“Tū jntlṃn n ʈri lediz, Mẹri Jen!”

“Ǒ, hir’z Mr. Brgin n Mr. Cerign,” sd Mẹri Jen. “Mr. Cerign, wl y tec Mis Pǎr? Mis Frloñ, me I gt y a partnr, Mr. Brgin. Ǒ, ɖt’l jst d nǎ.”

“Ʈri lediz, Mẹri Jen,” sd Ānt Cet.

Ɖ tū yuñ jntlṃn asct ɖ lediz f ɖe mt hv ɖ pleźr, n Mẹri Jen trnd t Mis Dêli.

“Ǒ, Mis Dêli, y’r riyli ōf̣li gd, aftr pleyñ fr ɖ last tū dansz, bt riyli w’r so śort v lediz tnît.”

“I d’nt mînd in ɖ līst, Mis Morcn.”

“Bt I’v a nîs partnr fr y, Mr. Bartél D’Arsi, ɖ tenr. I’l gt him t sñ lêtr on. Ol Dublin z revñ abt him.”

“Luvli vôs, luvli vôs!” sd Ānt Cet.

Az ɖ piano hd twîs bgun ɖ prelyd t ɖ frst figr Mẹri Jen léd hr rcrūts qcli fṛm ɖ rūm. Ɖe hd hardli gn ẃn Ānt Jūlia wondrd slǒli intu ɖ rūm, lcñ bhnd hr at smʈñ.

“Ẃt z ɖ matr, Jūlia?” asct Ānt Cet añśsli. “Hu z it?”

Jūlia, hu wz cariyñ in a coḷm v teblnapcinz, trnd t hr sistr n sd, simpli, az f ɖ qsćn hd s’prîzd hr:

“It’s onli Fredi, Cet, n Gebrịl wɖ him.”

In fact rît bhnd hr Gebrịl cd b sìn pîḷtñ Fredi Malinz acrs ɖ landñ. Ɖ latr, a yuñ man v abt forti, wz v Gebrịl’z sîz n bild, wɖ vri rǎnd śoldrz. Hiz fes wz fleśi n palid, tućt wɖ culr onli at ɖ ʈic haññ lǒbz v hiz irz n at ɖ wîd wñz v hiz nǒz. H hd cōrs fīćrz, a blunt nǒz, a convx n rsidñ brǎ, tymid n pṛtrudd lips. Hiz hevi-lidd îz n ɖ dsordr v hiz scanti her md him lc slīpi. H wz lafñ harṭli in a hî ci at a stori ẃć h hd bn telñ Gebrịl on ɖ sterz n at ɖ sem tîm rubñ ɖ nuclz v hiz left fist bcwdz n fwdz intu hiz left î.

“Gd-īvnñ, Fredi,” sd Ānt Jūlia.

Fredi Malinz bád ɖ Misz Morcn gd-īvnñ in ẃt sīmd an ofhand faśn bî rīzn v ɖ hbićl cać in hiz vôs n ɖen, siyñ ɖt Mr. Braun wz grinñ at him fṛm ɖ sîdbord, crost ɖ rūm on rɖr śeci legz n bgan t rpit in an unḍton ɖ stori h hd jst tld t Gebrịl.

“H’z nt so bad, z h?” sd Ānt Cet t Gebrịl.

Gebrịl’z brǎz wr darc bt h rezd ɖm qcli n ansrd:

“Ǒ, no, hardli notisbl.”

“Nǎ, z’nt h a teṛbl felo!” ś sd. “N hiz pur muɖr md him tec ɖ plej on Ny Yir’z Īv. Bt cm on, Gebrịl, intu ɖ drw̃rūm.”

Bfr līvñ ɖ rūm wɖ Gebrịl ś signld t Mr. Braun bî frǎnñ n śecñ hr fōrfngr in wornñ t n fro. Mr. Braun nodd in ansr n, ẃn ś hd gn, sd t Fredi Malinz:

“Nǎ, ɖen, Tedi, I’m gwñ t fil y ǎt a gd glas v leṃned jst t buc y p.”

Fredi Malinz, hu wz nirñ ɖ clîmax v hiz stori, wevd ɖ ofr asd impeśntli bt Mr. Braun, hvñ frst cōld Fredi Malinz’ atnśn t a dis’re in hiz dres, fild ǎt n handd him a fl glas v leṃned. Fredi Malinz’ left hand axptd ɖ glas mcanicli, hiz rît hand biyñ ingejd in ɖ mcanicl ri’justmnt v hiz dres. Mr. Braun, huz fes wz wns mor rinc̣lñ wɖ mrʈ, pord ǎt fr himslf a glas v ẃisci ẃl Fredi Malinz xplodd, bfr h hd wel rīćt ɖ clîmax v hiz stori, in a cnc v hî-pićt broncitic laftr n, setñ dǎn hiz untestd n oṿflowñ glas, bgan t rub ɖ nuclz v hiz left fist bcwdz n fwdz intu hiz left î, rpitñ wrdz v hiz last frêz az wel az hiz fit v laftr wd alǎ him.

Gebrịl cd nt lisn ẃl Mẹri Jen wz pleyñ hr Acaḍmi pìs, fl v runz n dificlt paṣjz, t ɖ huśt drw̃rūm. H lîct ḿzic bt ɖ pìs ś wz pleyñ hd no meḷdi fr him n h dǎtd ẃɖr it hd eni meḷdi fr ɖ uɖr lisnrz, ɖo ɖe hd begd Mẹri Jen t ple smʈñ. For yuñ men, hu hd cm fṛm ɖ rfreśmntrūm t stand in ɖ dorwe at ɖ sǎnd v ɖ piano, hd gn awe qaytli in cuplz aftr a fy minits. Ɖ onli prsnz hu sīmd t folo ɖ ḿzic wr Mẹri Jen hrslf, hr handz rêsñ alñ ɖ cībord or liftd fṛm it at ɖ pōzz lîc ɖoz v a prīstes in momntri impṛceśn, n Ānt Cet standñ at hr elbo t trn ɖ pej.

Gebrịl’z îz, iṛtetd bî ɖ flor, ẃć glitrd wɖ bìzwax undr ɖ hevi śanḍlir, wondrd t ɖ wōl abv ɖ piano. A picćr v ɖ balc̣ni sīn in Romio n Jūliit huñ ɖr n bsd it wz a picćr v ɖ tū mrdrd prinsz in ɖ Tǎr ẃć Ānt Jūlia hd wrct in red, blu n brǎn wŭlz ẃn ś wz a grl. Probbli in ɖ scūl ɖe hd gn t az grlz ɖt cnd v wrc hd bn tòt fr wn yir. Hiz muɖr hd wrct fr him az a brʈde preznt a weistcot v prpl tabiṇt, wɖ litl foxz’ hedz upn it, lînd wɖ brǎn satin n hvñ rǎnd mulḅributnz. It wz strenj ɖt hiz muɖr hd hd no ḿzicl taḷnt ɖo Ānt Cet yst t cōl hr ɖ brenzcarịr v ɖ Morcn faṃli. Bʈ ś n Jūlia hd olwz sīmd a litl prǎd v ɖer sirịs n metṛnli sistr. Hr foṭgraf std bfr ɖ pírglas. Ś hld an opn bc on hr niz n wz pôntñ ǎt smʈñ in it t Constntîn hu, drest in a man-o’-wor sūt, le at hr fīt. It wz ś hu hd ćozn ɖ nem v hr sunz fr ś wz vri snṣbl v ɖ digṇti v faṃlilîf. Ʈancs t hr, Constntîn wz nǎ sīńr kṛt in Balbrign n, ʈancs t hr, Gebrịl himslf hd tecn hiz dgri in ɖ Royl Yṇvrṣti. A śado pást ovr hiz fes az h rmembrd hr suḷn opziśn t hiz marij. Sm slîtñ frezz ś hd yzd stl rancld in hiz meṃri; ś hd wns spocn v Greta az biyñ cuntri-kt n ɖt wz nt tru v Greta at ol. It wz Greta hu hd nrst hr jrñ ol hr last loñ ilnis in ɖer hǎs at Muncstǎn.

H ń ɖt Mẹri Jen mst b nir ɖ end v hr pìs fr ś wz pleyñ agn ɖ oṗnñ meḷdi wɖ runz v scelz aftr evri bar n ẃl h wêtd fr ɖ end ɖ rzntmnt daid dǎn in hiz hart. Ɖ pìs endd wɖ a tril v octevz in ɖ trebl n a fînl dīp octev in ɖ beis. Gret aplōz grītd Mẹri Jen az, bluśñ n rolñ p hr ḿzic nrṿsli, ś iscept fṛm ɖ rūm. Ɖ most vigṛs clapñ cem fṛm ɖ for yuñ men in ɖ dorwe hu hd gn awe t ɖ rfreśmntrūm at ɖ bginñ v ɖ pìs bt hd cm bac ẃn ɖ piano hd stopt.

Lansrz wr arenjd. Gebrịl faund himslf partnrd wɖ Mis Îvrz. Ś wz a franc-manrd tōc̣tiv yuñ ledi, wɖ a frecld fes n prominnt brǎn îz. Ś dd nt wer a lo-cut bodis n ɖ larj broć ẃć wz fixt in ɖ frunt v hr colr bòr on it an Îriś dvîs n moto.

Ẃn ɖe hd tecn ɖer plesz ś sd abrupli:

“I hv a cro t pluc wɖ y.”

“Wɖ m?” sd Gebrịl.

Ś nodd hr hed grevli.

“Ẃt z it?” asct Gebrịl, smîlñ at hr soḷm manr.

“Hu z G. C.?” ansrd Mis Îvrz, trnñ hr îz upn him.

Gebrịl culrd n wz abt t nit hiz brǎz, az f h dd nt unḍstand, ẃn ś sd bluntli:

“Ǒ, iṇsnt Emi! I hv faund ǎt ɖt y rait fr Ɖ Dêli Xpres. Nǎ, r’nt y aśemd v yrslf?”

“Ẃ śd I b aśemd v mslf?” asct Gebrịl, blincñ hiz îz n trayñ t smîl.

“Wel, I’m aśemd v y,” sd Mis Îvrz francli. “T se y’d rait fr a pepr lîc ɖt. I dd’nt ʈnc y wr a Wst Britn.”

A lc v pplex̣ti apird on Gebrịl’z fes. It wz tru ɖt h rout a litrri coḷm evri Wenzde in Ɖ Dêli Xpres, fr ẃć h wz peid fiftīn śilñz. Bt ɖt dd nt mc him a Wst Britn śrli. Ɖ bcs h rsivd fr rvy wr olmst mor welcm ɖn ɖ pōltri ćéc. H luvd t fīl ɖ cuvrz n trn ovr ɖ pejz v nyli printd bcs. Nirli evri de ẃn hiz tīćñ in ɖ colij wz endd h yst t wondr dǎn ɖ cìz t ɖ secnd-hand bcselrz, t Hici’z on Bać̣lr’z Wōc, t Web’z or Masi’z on Astn’z Cì, or t O’Cloḥsi’z in ɖ bî-strīt. H dd nt nǒ hǎ t mīt hr ćarj. H wontd t se ɖt litṛćr wz abv poḷtics. Bt ɖe wr frendz v mni yirz’ standñ n ɖer c’rirz hd bn paṛlel, frst at ɖ yṇvrṣti n ɖen az tīćrz: h cd nt risc a grandios frêz wɖ hr. H cntinyd blincñ hiz îz n trayñ t smîl n mrmrd lemli ɖt h sw nʈñ p’liticl in raitñ rvyz v bcs.

Ẃn ɖer trn t cros hd cm h wz stl pplext n in’tntiv. Mis Îvrz promtli tc hiz hand in a worm grasp n sd in a soft frendli ton:

“V cors, I wz onli jocñ. Cm, w cros nǎ.”

Ẃn ɖe wr tgɖr agn ś spouc v ɖ Yṇvrṣti qsćn n Gebrịl flt mor at īz. A frend v hrz hd śoun hr hiz rvy v Brǎnñ’z powmz. Ɖt wz hǎ ś hd faund ǎt ɖ sīcrit: bt ś lîct ɖ rvy imnsli. Ɖen ś sd sudnli:

“Ǒ, Mr. Conrô, wl y cm fr an xcrśn t ɖ Aṛn Îlz ɖs sumr? W’r gwñ t ste ɖr a hol munʈ. It wl b splendid ǎt in ɖ Atlantic. Y òt t cm. Mr. Clansi z cmñ, n Mr. Cilceli n Caʈlīn Cirni. It wd b splendid fr Greta tù f ś’d cm. Ś’z fṛm Conōt, z’nt ś?”

“Hr ppl r,” sd Gebrịl śortli.

“Bt y wl cm, w’nt y?” sd Mis Îvrz, leyñ hr worm hand īgrli on hiz arm.

“Ɖ fact z,” sd Gebrịl, “I hv jst arenjd t g——”

“G ẃr?” asct Mis Îvrz.

“Wel, y nǒ, evri yir I g fr a sîc̣lñtur wɖ sm feloz n so——”

“Bt ẃr?” asct Mis Îvrz.

“Wel, w yẓ́li g t Frans or Beljm or phps Jrṃni,” sd Gebrịl ōcẉdli.

“N ẃ d y g t Frans n Beljm,” sd Mis Îvrz, “instd v viẓtñ yr ǒn land?”

“Wel,” sd Gebrịl, “it’s partli t cīp in tuć wɖ ɖ lanḡjz n partli fr a ćenj.”

“N hv’nt y yr ǒn lanḡj t cīp in tuć wɖ—Îriś?” asct Mis Îvrz.

“Wel,” sd Gebrịl, “f it cmz t ɖt, y nǒ, Îriś z nt mî lanḡj.”

Ɖer nebrz hd trnd t lisn t ɖ crosixaṃneśn. Gebrịl glanst rît n left nrṿsli n traid t cīp hiz gd hymr undr ɖ ordīl ẃć wz mcñ a bluś inved hiz fōrhed.

“N hv’nt y yr ǒn land t vizit,” cntinyd Mis Îvrz, “ɖt y nǒ nʈñ v, yr ǒn ppl, n yr ǒn cuntri?”

“Ǒ, t tel y ɖ truʈ,” rtortd Gebrịl sudnli, “I’m sic v mî ǒn cuntri, sic v it!”

“Ẃ?” asct Mis Îvrz.

Gebrịl dd nt ansr fr hiz rtort hd hītd him.

“Ẃ?” rpitd Mis Îvrz.

Ɖe hd t g viẓtñ tgɖr n, az h hd nt ansrd hr, Mis Îvrz sd wormli:

“V cors, y’v no ansr.”

Gebrịl traid t cuvr hiz ajteśn bî tecñ part in ɖ dans wɖ gret eṇji. H avôdd hr îz fr h hd sìn a sǎr xpreśn on hr fes. Bt ẃn ɖe met in ɖ loñ ćen h wz s’prîzd t fīl hiz hand frmli prest. Ś lct at him fṛm undr hr brǎz fr a momnt qizicli untl h smîld. Ɖen, jst az ɖ ćen wz abt t start agn, ś std on tipto n ẃisprd intu hiz ir:

“Wst Britn!”

Ẃn ɖ lansrz wr ovr Gebrịl wnt awe t a rmot cornr v ɖ rūm ẃr Fredi Malinz’ muɖr wz sitñ. Ś wz a stǎt fībl old wmn wɖ ẃît her. Hr vôs hd a cać in it lîc hr sun’z n ś stutrd slîtli. Ś hd bn tld ɖt Fredi hd cm n ɖt h wz nirli ol rît. Gebrịl asct hr ẃɖr ś hd hd a gd crosñ. Ś livd wɖ hr marid dōtr in Glazgo n cem t Dublin on a vizit wns a yir. Ś ansrd plasidli ɖt ś hd hd a bytifl crosñ n ɖt ɖ captin hd bn most atntiv t hr. Ś spouc olso v ɖ bytifl hǎs hr dōtr cept in Glazgo, n v ol ɖ frendz ɖe hd ɖr. Ẃl hr tuñ rambld on Gebrịl traid t baniś fṛm hiz mînd ol meṃri v ɖ unpleznt insidnt wɖ Mis Îvrz. V cors ɖ grl or wmn, or ẃtvr ś wz, wz an inʈyziast bt ɖr wz a tîm fr ol ʈñz. Phps h òt nt t hv ansrd hr lîc ɖt. Bt ś hd no rît t cōl him a Wst Britn bfr ppl, īvn in joc. Ś hd traid t mc him r’dikyḷs bfr ppl, hec̣lñ him n stẹrñ at him wɖ hr rabit’s îz.

H sw hiz wîf mcñ hr we twdz him ʈru ɖ wōltsñ cuplz. Ẃn ś rīćt him ś sd intu hiz ir:

“Gebrịl, Ānt Cet wonts t nǒ w’nt y carv ɖ gūs az yźl. Mis Dêli wl carv ɖ ham n I’l d ɖ pŭdñ.”

“Ol rît,” sd Gebrịl.

“Ś’z sndñ in ɖ yungr wnz frst az sn az ɖs wōlts z ovr so ɖt w’l hv ɖ tebl t ǎrslvz.”

“Wr y dansñ?” asct Gebrịl.

“V cors I wz. Dd’nt y si m? Ẃt rǎ hd y wɖ Moli Îvrz?”

“No rǎ. Ẃ? Dd ś se so?”

“Smʈñ lîc ɖt. I’m trayñ t gt ɖt Mr. D’Arsi t sñ. H’z fl v cnsit, I ʈnc.”

“Ɖr wz no rǎ,” sd Gebrịl mūḍli, “onli ś wontd m t g fr a trip t ɖ wst v Îrḷnd n I sd I wd’nt.”

Hiz wîf claspt hr handz xîtidli n gev a litl jump.

“Ǒ, d g, Gebrịl,” ś craid. “I’d luv t si Gōlwe agn.”

“Y cn g f y lîc,” sd Gebrịl coldli.

Ś lct at him fr a momnt, ɖen trnd t Msz Malinz n sd:

“Ɖr’z a nîs huzbnd fr y, Msz Malinz.”

Ẃl ś wz ʈredñ hr we bac acrs ɖ rūm Msz Malinz, wɖt advrtñ t ɖ inṭrupśn, wnt on t tel Gebrịl ẃt bytifl plesz ɖr wr in Scotḷnd n bytifl sìṇri. Hr sun-in-lw bròt ɖm evri yir t ɖ lecs n ɖe yst t g fiśñ. Hr sun-in-lw wz a splendid fiśr. Wn de h còt a bytifl big fiś n ɖ man in ɖ hotel cct it fr ɖer dinr.

Gebrịl hardli hŕd ẃt ś sd. Nǎ ɖt supr wz cmñ nir h bgan t ʈnc agn abt hiz spīć n abt ɖ qoteśn. Ẃn h sw Fredi Malinz cmñ acrs ɖ rūm t vizit hiz muɖr Gebrịl left ɖ ćer fri fr him n rtîrd intu ɖ imbreźr v ɖ windo. Ɖ rūm hd olrdi clird n fṛm ɖ bac rūm cem ɖ clatr v plets n nîvz. Ɖoz hu stl rmend in ɖ drw̃rūm sīmd tîrd v dansñ n wr cnvrsñ qaytli in litl grūps. Gebrịl’z worm tremḅlñ fngrz tapt ɖ cold pein v ɖ windo. Hǎ cūl it mst b ǎtsd! Hǎ pleznt it wd b t wōc ǎt alon, frst alñ bî ɖ rivr n ɖen ʈru ɖ parc! Ɖ sno wd b layñ on ɖ branćz v ɖ triz n formñ a brît cap on ɖ top v ɖ Welñtn Mońmnt. Hǎ mć mor pleznt it wd b ɖr ɖn at ɖ suprtebl!

H ran ovr ɖ hedñz v hiz spīć: Îriś hosṗtaḷti, sad meṃriz, ɖ Ʈri Gresz, Paris, ɖ qoteśn fṛm Brǎnñ. H rpitd t himslf a frêz h hd ritn in hiz rvy: “Wn fīlz ɖt wn z liṣnñ t a ʈt-tormntd ḿzic.” Mis Îvrz hd prezd ɖ rvy. Wz ś s’nsir? Hd ś riyli eni lîf v hr ǒn bhnd ol hr propgandizm? Ɖr hd nvr bn eni il-fīlñ btwn ɖm untl ɖt nît. It uņrvd him t ʈnc ɖt ś wd b at ɖ suprtebl, lcñ p at him ẃl h spouc wɖ hr criticl qizñ îz. Phps ś wd nt b sori t si him fel in hiz spīć. An îdīa cem intu hiz mînd n gev him curij. H wd se, aludñ t Ānt Cet n Ānt Jūlia: “Lediz n Jntlṃn, ɖ jeṇreśn ẃć z nǎ on ɖ wen amñ s me hv hd its fōlts bt fr mî part I ʈnc it hd srtn qoḷtz v hosṗtaḷti, v hymr, v hymaṇti, ẃć ɖ ny n vri sirịs n hyṗedycetd jeṇreśn ɖt z growñ p arnd s sīmz t m t lac.” Vri gd: ɖt wz wn fr Mis Îvrz. Ẃt dd h cer ɖt hiz ānts wr onli tū ignṛnt old wimin?

A mrmr in ɖ rūm atractd hiz atnśn. Mr. Braun wz advansñ fṛm ɖ dor, gaḷntli iscortñ Ānt Jūlia, hu līnd upn hiz arm, smîlñ n haññ hr hed. An ireğlr musc̣tri v aplōz iscortd hr olso az far az ɖ piano n ɖen, az Mẹri Jen sītd hrslf on ɖ stūl, n Ānt Jūlia, no longr smîlñ, haf trnd so az t pić hr vôs ferli intu ɖ rūm, graɉli sīst. Gebrịl rec̣gnîzd ɖ prelyd. It wz ɖt v an old soñ v Ānt Jūlia’z—Areid fr ɖ Brîdl. Hr vôs, stroñ n clir in ton, atact wɖ gret spirit ɖ runz ẃć imbeliś ɖ er n ɖo ś sañ vri rapidli ś dd nt mis īvn ɖ smōlist v ɖ gresnots. T folo ɖ vôs, wɖt lcñ at ɖ sñr’z fes, wz t fīl n śer ɖ xîtmnt v swift n s’kr flît. Gebrịl aplōdd lǎdli wɖ ol ɖ uɖrz at ɖ clos v ɖ soñ n lǎd aplōz wz bòrn in fṛm ɖ inviẓbl suprtebl. It sǎndd so jenyin ɖt a litl culr strugld intu Ānt Jūlia’z fes az ś bnt t rples in ɖ ḿzicstand ɖ old leɖr-baund soñ-bc ɖt hd hr iniślz on ɖ cuvr. Fredi Malinz, hu hd lisnd wɖ hiz hed prćt sîdwez t hír hr betr, wz stl aplōdñ ẃn evrwn els hd sīst n tōcñ aṇmetidli t hiz muɖr hu nodd hr hed grevli n slǒli in aqiesns. At last, ẃn h cd clap no mor, h std p sudnli n hurid acrs ɖ rūm t Ānt Jūlia huz hand h sizd n hld in bʈ hiz handz, śecñ it ẃn wrdz feld him or ɖ cać in hiz vôs pruvd tù mć fr him.

“I wz jst telñ mî muɖr,” h sd, “I nvr hŕd y sñ so wel, nvr. No, I nvr hŕd yr vôs so gd az it z tnît. Nǎ! Wd y b’liv ɖt nǎ? Ɖt’s ɖ truʈ. Upn mî wrd n onr ɖt’s ɖ truʈ. I nvr hŕd yr vôs sǎnd so freś n so … so clir n freś, nvr.”

Ānt Jūlia smîld brōdli n mrmrd smʈñ abt complimnts az ś rlist hr hand fṛm hiz grasp. Mr. Braun xtndd hiz opn hand twdz hr n sd t ɖoz hu wr nir him in ɖ manr v a śomn intṛdysñ a proḍji t an ōdịns:

“Mis Jūlia Morcn, mî lêtist dscuṿri!”

H wz lafñ vri harṭli at ɖs himslf ẃn Fredi Malinz trnd t him n sd:

“Wel, Braun, f y’r sirịs y mt mc a wrs dscuṿri. Ol I cn se z I nvr hŕd hr sñ haf so wel az loñ az I am cmñ hir. N ɖt’s ɖ onist truʈ.”

“Nɖr dd I,” sd Mr. Braun. “I ʈnc hr vôs hz gretli impruvd.”

Ānt Jūlia śrugd hr śoldrz n sd wɖ mīc prîd:

“Ʈrti yirz ago I hd’nt a bad vôs az vôsz g.”

“I ofn tld Jūlia,” sd Ānt Cet imfaticli, “ɖt ś wz simpli ʈroun awe in ɖt qîr. Bt ś nvr wd b sd bî m.”

Ś trnd az f t apil t ɖ gd sns v ɖ uɖrz agnst a rfractri ćîld ẃl Ānt Jūlia gezd in frunt v hr, a veg smîl v reṃnisns pleyñ on hr fes.

“No,” cntinyd Ānt Cet, “ś wd’nt b sd or léd bî enwn, slevñ ɖr in ɖt qîr nît n de, nît n de. Six o’cloc on Crisṃs mornñ! N ol fr ẃt?”

“Wel, z’nt it fr ɖ onr v God, Ānt Cet?” asct Mẹri Jen, twistñ rnd on ɖ pianostūl n smîlñ.

Ānt Cet trnd firsli on hr nīs n sd:

“I nǒ ol abt ɖ onr v God, Mẹri Jen, bt I ʈnc it’s nt at ol onṛbl fr ɖ pǒp t trn ǎt ɖ wimin ǎt v ɖ qîrz ɖt hv slevd ɖr ol ɖer lîvz n pt litl ẃiprsnaprz v bôz ovr ɖer hedz. I s’poz it z fr ɖ gd v ɖ Ćrć f ɖ pǒp dz it. Bt it’s nt just, Mẹri Jen, n it’s nt rît.”

Ś hd wrct hrslf intu a paśn n wd hv cntinyd in dfns v hr sistr fr it wz a sor subjict wɖ hr bt Mẹri Jen, siyñ ɖt ol ɖ dansrz hd cm bac, inṭvind p’sificli:

“Nǎ, Ānt Cet, y’r gvñ scandl t Mr. Braun hu z v ɖ uɖr psweźn.”

Ānt Cet trnd t Mr. Braun, hu wz grinñ at ɖs aluźn t hiz rlijn, n sd hesṭli:

“Ǒ, I d’nt qsćn ɖ pǒp’s biyñ rît. I’m onli a stypid old wmn n I wd’nt prizym t d sć a ʈñ. Bt ɖr’z sć a ʈñ az comn evride p’lîtnis n grattyd. N f I wr in Jūlia’z ples I’d tel ɖt Faɖr Hīli stret p t hiz fes…”

“N bsdz, Ānt Cet,” sd Mẹri Jen, “w riyli r ol hungri n ẃn w r hungri w r ol vri qoṛlsm.”

“N ẃn w r ʈrsti w r olso qoṛlsm,” add Mr. Braun.

“So ɖt w hd betr g t supr,” sd Mẹri Jen, “n finiś ɖ dscuśn aftwdz.”

On ɖ landñ ǎtsd ɖ drw̃rūm Gebrịl faund hiz wîf n Mẹri Jen trayñ t pswed Mis Îvrz t ste fr supr. Bt Mis Îvrz, hu hd pt on hr hat n wz buṭnñ hr clǒc, wd nt ste. Ś dd nt fīl in ɖ līst hungri n ś hd olrdi oṿsteid hr tîm.

“Bt onli fr ten minits, Moli,” sd Msz Conrô. “Ɖt w’nt dle y.”

“T tec a pic itslf,” sd Mẹri Jen, “aftr ol yr dansñ.”

“I riyli cd’nt,” sd Mis Îvrz.

“I am afred y dd’nt injô yrslf at ol,” sd Mẹri Jen hoplisli.

“Evr so mć, I aśur y,” sd Mis Îvrz, “bt y riyli mst let m run of nǎ.”

“Bt hǎ cn y gt hom?” asct Msz Conrô.

“Ǒ, it’s onli tū steps p ɖ cì.”

Gebrịl heztetd a momnt n sd:

“F y wl alǎ m, Mis Îvrz, I’l si y hom f y r riyli oblîjd t g.”

Bt Mis Îvrz brouc awe fṛm ɖm.

“I w’nt hír v it,” ś craid. “Fr gdnis’ sec g in t yr suprz n d’nt mînd m. I’m qt wel ebl t tec cer v mslf.”

“Wel, y’r ɖ comicl grl, Moli,” sd Msz Conrô francli.

Beannacht libh,” craid Mis Îvrz, wɖ a laf, az ś ran dǎn ɖ sterces.

Mẹri Jen gezd aftr hr, a mūdi puzld xpreśn on hr fes, ẃl Msz Conrô līnd ovr ɖ banistrz t lisn fr ɖ hōldor. Gebrịl asct himslf wz h ɖ cōz v hr abrupt dparćr. Bt ś dd nt sīm t b in il hymr: ś hd gn awe lafñ. H stérd blancli dǎn ɖ sterces.

At ɖ momnt Ānt Cet cem toḍlñ ǎt v ɖ supŗūm, olmst riññ hr handz in dsper.

“Ẃr z Gebrịl?” ś craid. “Ẃr on rʈ z Gebrịl? Ɖr’z evrwn wêtñ in ɖr, stej t let, n nbdi t carv ɖ gūs!”

“Hir I am, Ānt Cet!” craid Gebrịl, wɖ sudn aṇmeśn, “redi t carv a floc v gīs, f nesṣri.”

A fat brǎn gūs le at wn end v ɖ tebl n at ɖ uɖr end, on a bed v crīst pepr strùn wɖ sprigz v parsli, le a gret ham, stript v its ǎtr scin n péprd ovr wɖ crust crumz, a nīt pepr fril rnd its śin n bsd ɖs wz a rǎnd v spîst bīf. Btwn ɖz rîvl endz ran paṛlel lînz v sîḑiśz: tū litl minstrz v jeli, red n yelo; a śalo diś fl v blocs v bḷmonź n red jam, a larj grīn līf-śept diś wɖ a stōc-śept handl, on ẃć le bunćz v prpl reznz n pīld almndz, a cmpańn diś on ẃć le a solid rectangl v Smirna figz, a diś v custd topt wɖ greitd nutmeg, a smōl bol fl v ćocḷts n swīts rápt in gold n silvr peprz n a glas vāz in ẃć std sm tōl seḷri stōcz. In ɖ sntr v ɖ tebl ɖr std, az sntriz t a frūtstand ẃć upheld a piṛmid v oṛnjz n Americn aplz, tū sqot old-faśnd dcantrz v cut glas, wn cntenñ port n ɖ uɖr darc śeri. On ɖ clozd sqer piano a pŭdñ in a hyj yelo diś le in wêtñ n bhnd it wr ʈri sqodz v botlz v stǎt n el n minṛlz, drwn p acordñ t ɖ culrz v ɖer yṇformz, ɖ frst tū blac, wɖ brǎn n red leblz, ɖ ʈrd n smōlist sqod ẃît, wɖ tranzvrs grīn saśz.

Gebrịl tc hiz sīt boldli at ɖ hed v ɖ tebl n, hvñ lct t ɖ éj v ɖ carvr, plunjd hiz forc frmli intu ɖ gūs. H flt qt at īz nǎ fr h wz an xprt carvr n lîct nʈñ betr ɖn t fînd himslf at ɖ hed v a wel-lêdn tebl.

“Mis Frloñ, ẃt śl I snd y?” h asct. “A wñ or a slîs v ɖ brest?”

“Jst a smōl slîs v ɖ brest.”

“Mis Higinz, ẃt fr y?”

“Ǒ, enʈñ at ol, Mr. Conrô.”

Ẃl Gebrịl n Mis Dêli xćenjd plets v gūs n plets v ham n spîst bīf Lili wnt fṛm gest t gest wɖ a diś v hot flauri ptetoz rápt in a ẃît napcin. Ɖs wz Mẹri Jen’z îdīa n ś hd olso sjstd apl sōs fr ɖ gūs bt Ānt Cet hd sd ɖt plen rost gūs wɖt eni apl sōs hd olwz bn gd inuf fr hr n ś hopt ś mt nvr īt wrs. Mẹri Jen wêtd on hr pyplz n sw ɖt ɖe got ɖ bst slîsz n Ānt Cet n Ānt Jūlia opnd n carid acrs fṛm ɖ piano botlz v stǎt n el fr ɖ jntlṃn n botlz v minṛlz fr ɖ lediz. Ɖr wz a gret dīl v cnfyźn n laftr n nôz, ɖ nôz v ordrz n cǎntr-ordrz, v nîvz n forcs, v corcs n glas stoprz. Gebrịl bgan t carv secnd hlpñz az sn az h hd finiśt ɖ frst rǎnd wɖt srvñ himslf. Evrwn pṛtstd lǎdli so ɖt h compṛmîzd bî tecñ a loñ dráft v stǎt fr h hd faund ɖ carvñ hot wrc. Mẹri Jen setld dǎn qaytli t hr supr bt Ānt Cet n Ānt Jūlia wr stl toḍlñ rnd ɖ tebl, wōcñ on ć uɖr’z hìlz, gtñ in ć uɖr’z we n gvñ ć uɖr unhīdd ordrz. Mr. Braun begd v ɖm t sit dǎn n īt ɖer suprz n so dd Gebrịl bt ɖe sd ɖe wr tîm inuf so ɖt, at last, Fredi Malinz std p n, capćrñ Ānt Cet, plumt hr dǎn on hr ćer amd jenṛl laftr.

Ẃn evrwn hd bn wel srvd Gebrịl sd, smîlñ:

“Nǎ, f enwn wonts a litl mor v ẃt vulgr ppl cōl stufñ let him or hr spīc.”

A cōṛs v vôsz invîtd him t bgin hiz ǒn supr n Lili cem fwd wɖ ʈri ptetoz ẃć ś hd rzrvd fr him.

“Vri wel,” sd Gebrịl emịbli, az h tc anɖr pripaṛtri dráft, “cîndli fget mî xistns, lediz n jntlṃn, fr a fy minits.”

H set t hiz supr n tc no part in ɖ convseśn wɖ ẃć ɖ tebl cuvrd Lili’z rmuvl v ɖ plets. Ɖ subjict v tōc wz ɖ opṛcumṗni ẃć wz ɖen at ɖ Ʈiytr Royl. Mr. Bartél D’Arsi, ɖ tenr, a darc-cmplex́nd yuñ man wɖ a smart mstaś, prezd vri hîli ɖ līdñ cntralto v ɖ cumṗni bt Mis Frloñ ʈt ś hd a rɖr vulgr stîl v pṛdux́n. Fredi Malinz sd ɖr wz a nīgro ćīftn sññ in ɖ secnd part v ɖ Geyti panṭmîm hu hd wn v ɖ fînist tenr vôsz h hd evr hŕd.

“Hv y hŕd him?” h asct Mr. Bartél D’Arsi acrs ɖ tebl.

“No,” ansrd Mr. Bartél D’Arsi cerlisli.

“Bcz,” Fredi Malinz xplend, “nǎ I’d b krịs t hír yr opińn v him. I ʈnc h hz a grand vôs.”

“It tecs Tedi t fînd ǎt ɖ riyli gd ʈñz,” sd Mr. Braun fmiłrli t ɖ tebl.

“N ẃ cd’nt h hv a vôs tù?” asct Fredi Malinz śarpli. “Z it bcz h’z onli a blac?”

Nbdi ansrd ɖs qsćn n Mẹri Jen léd ɖ tebl bac t ɖ l’jitiṃt oṗra. Wn v hr pyplz hd gvn hr a pas fr Mignon. V cors it wz vri fîn, ś sd, bt it md hr ʈnc v pur Jorjīna Brnz. Mr. Braun cd g bac farɖr stl, t ɖ old Itałn cumṗniz ɖt yst t cm t Dublin—Tietjens, Ilma de Murzka, Campanini, ɖ gret Trebelli, Giuglini, Ravelli, Aramburo. Ɖoz wr ɖ dez, h sd, ẃn ɖr wz smʈñ lîc sññ t b hŕd in Dublin. H tld tù v hǎ ɖ top gaḷri v ɖ old Royl yst t b páct nît aftr nît, v hǎ wn nît an Itałn tenr hd suñ fîv oncorz t Let m lîc a Soljr fōl, intṛdysñ a hî C evri tîm, n v hǎ ɖ gaḷri bôz wd smtmz in ɖer inʈyziazm unyoc ɖ horsz fṛm ɖ carij v sm gret prīma dona n pl hr ɖmslvz ʈru ɖ strīts t hr hotel. Ẃ dd ɖe nvr ple ɖ grand old oṗraz nǎ, h asct, Dinōra, Lucrezia Borgia? Bcz ɖe cd nt gt ɖ vôsz t sñ ɖm: ɖt wz ẃ.

“Ǒ, wel,” sd Mr. Bartél D’Arsi, “I prizym ɖr r az gd sñrz tde az ɖr wr ɖen.”

“Ẃr r ɖe?” asct Mr. Braun dfayntli.

“In Lundn, Paris, Milan,” sd Mr. Bartél D’Arsi wormli. “I s’poz C’rūzo, fr xampl, z qt az gd, f nt betr ɖn eni v ɖ men y hv mnśnd.”

“Mbi so,” sd Mr. Braun. “Bt I me tel y I dǎt it stroñli.”

“Ǒ, I’d gv enʈñ t hír C’rūzo sñ,” sd Mẹri Jen.

“Fr m,” sd Ānt Cet, hu hd bn picñ a bon, “ɖr wz onli wn tenr. T plīz m, I mīn. Bt I s’poz nn v y evr hŕd v him.”

“Hu wz h, Mis Morcn?” asct Mr. Bartél D’Arsi p’lîtli.

“Hiz nem,” sd Ānt Cet, “wz Parcinsn. I hŕd him ẃn h wz in hiz prîm n I ʈnc h hd ɖen ɖ pyrist tenr vôs ɖt wz evr pt intu a man’z ʈrot.”

“Strenj,” sd Mr. Bartél D’Arsi. “I nvr īvn hŕd v him.”

“Yes, yes, Mis Morcn z rît,” sd Mr. Braun. “I rmembr hírñ v old Parcinsn bt h’z tù far bac fr m.”

“A bytifl pyr swīt melo Ñgliś tenr,” sd Ānt Cet wɖ inʈyziazm.

Gebrịl hvñ finiśt, ɖ hyj pŭdñ wz trnsfŕd t ɖ tebl. Ɖ clatr v forcs n spūnz bgan agn. Gebrịl’z wîf srvd ǎt spūnflz v ɖ pŭdñ n pást ɖ plets dǎn ɖ tebl. Midwe dǎn ɖe wr hld p bî Mẹri Jen, hu rpleniśt ɖm wɖ razḅri or orinj jeli or wɖ bḷmonź n jam. Ɖ pŭdñ wz v Ānt Jūlia’z mcñ n ś rsivd prezz fr it fṛm ol qortrz. Ś hrslf sd ɖt it wz nt qt brǎn inuf.

“Wel, I hop, Mis Morcn,” sd Mr. Braun, “ɖt I’m brǎn inuf fr y bcz, y nǒ, I’m ol brǎn.”

Ol ɖ jntlṃn, xpt Gebrịl, ét sm v ɖ pŭdñ ǎt v complimnt t Ānt Jūlia. Az Gebrịl nvr ét swīts ɖ seḷri hd bn left fr him. Fredi Malinz olso tc a stōc v seḷri n ét it wɖ hiz pŭdñ. H hd bn tld ɖt seḷri wz a capitl ʈñ fr ɖ blud n h wz jst ɖen undr doctr’z cer. Msz Malinz, hu hd bn sîḷnt ol ʈru ɖ supr, sd ɖt hr sun wz gwñ dǎn t Mǎnt Meḷre in a wīc or so. Ɖ tebl ɖen spouc v Mǎnt Meḷre, hǎ bresñ ɖ er wz dǎn ɖr, hǎ hspitbl ɖ muncs wr n hǎ ɖe nvr asct fr a peni-pìs fṛm ɖer gests.

“N d y mīn t se,” asct Mr. Braun increɉḷsli, “ɖt a ćap cn g dǎn ɖr n pt p ɖr az f it wr a hotel n liv on ɖ fat v ɖ land n ɖen cm awe wɖt peyñ enʈñ?”

“Ǒ, most ppl gv sm dneśn t ɖ moṇstri ẃn ɖe līv.” sd Mẹri Jen.

“I wś w hd an insttyśn lîc ɖt in ǎr Ćrć,” sd Mr. Braun candidli.

H wz astoniśt t hír ɖt ɖ muncs nvr spouc, got p at tū in ɖ mornñ n slept in ɖer cofinz. H asct ẃt ɖe dd it fr.

“Ɖt’s ɖ rūl v ɖ ordr,” sd Ānt Cet frmli.

“Yes, bt ẃ?” asct Mr. Braun.

Ānt Cet rpitd ɖt it wz ɖ rūl, ɖt wz ol. Mr. Braun stl sīmd nt t unḍstand. Fredi Malinz xplend t him, az bst h cd, ɖt ɖ muncs wr trayñ t mc p fr ɖ sinz cmitd bî ol ɖ sinrz in ɖ ǎtsd wrld. Ɖ xpḷneśn wz nt vri clir fr Mr. Braun grind n sd:

“I lîc ɖt îdīa vri mć bt wd’nt a cumf̣tbl sprñ bed d ɖm az wel az a cofin?”

“Ɖ cofin,” sd Mẹri Jen, “z t rmînd ɖm v ɖer last end.”

Az ɖ subjict hd groun l’gūbrịs it wz berid in a sîḷns v ɖ tebl jrñ ẃć Msz Malinz cd b hŕd seyñ t hr nebr in an indistñt unḍton:

“Ɖe r vri gd men, ɖ muncs, vri pays men.”

Ɖ reznz n almndz n figz n aplz n oṛnjz n ćocḷts n swīts wr nǎ pást abt ɖ tebl n Ānt Jūlia invîtd ol ɖ gests t hv îɖr port or śeri. At frst Mr. Bartél D’Arsi rfyzd t tec îɖr bt wn v hiz nebrz nujd him n ẃisprd smʈñ t him upn ẃć h alaud hiz glas t b fild. Graɉli az ɖ last glasz wr biyñ fild ɖ convseśn sīst. A pōz foloud, brocn onli bî ɖ nôz v ɖ wîn n bî unseṭlñz v ćerz. Ɖ Misz Morcn, ol ʈri, lct dǎn at ɖ teblcloʈ. Smwn coft wns or twîs n ɖen a fy jntlṃn patd ɖ tebl jntli az a signl fr sîḷns. Ɖ sîḷns cem n Gebrịl pśt bac hiz ćer.

Ɖ patñ at wns grù lǎdr in incurijmnt n ɖen sīst oltgɖr. Gebrịl līnd hiz ten tremḅlñ fngrz on ɖ teblcloʈ n smîld nrṿsli at ɖ cumṗni. Mītñ a ro v uptrnd fesz h rezd hiz îz t ɖ śanḍlir. Ɖ piano wz pleyñ a wōlts tyn n h cd hír ɖ scrts swīpñ agnst ɖ drw̃rūm dor. Ppl, phps, wr standñ in ɖ sno on ɖ cì ǎtsd, gezñ p at ɖ lîtd windoz n liṣnñ t ɖ wōltsḿzic. Ɖ er wz pyr ɖr. In ɖ distns le ɖ parc ẃr ɖ triz wr weitd wɖ sno. Ɖ Welñtn Mońmnt wòr a glīmñ cap v sno ɖt flaśt wstẉd ovr ɖ ẃît fīld v Fiftīn Ecrz.

H bgan:

“Lediz n Jntlṃn,

“It hz fōḷn t mî lot ɖs īvnñ, az in yirz past, t pform a vri plizñ tasc bt a tasc fr ẃć I am afred mî pur pǎrz az a spīcr r ol tù inadiqt.”

“No, no!” sd Mr. Braun.

“Bt, hvr ɖt me b, I cn onli asc y tnît t tec ɖ wil fr ɖ dīd n t lend m yr atnśn fr a fy momnts ẃl I indevr t xpres t y in wrdz ẃt mî fīlñz r on ɖs oceźn.

“Lediz n Jntlṃn, it z nt ɖ frst tîm ɖt w hv gaɖrd tgɖr undr ɖs hspitbl rūf, arnd ɖs hspitbl bord. It z nt ɖ frst tîm ɖt w hv bn ɖ rsipịnts—or phps, I hd betr se, ɖ victimz—v ɖ hosṗtaḷti v srtn gd lediz.”

H md a srcl in ɖ er wɖ hiz arm n pōzd. Evrwn laft or smîld at Ānt Cet n Ānt Jūlia n Mẹri Jen hu ol trnd crimzn wɖ pleźr. Gebrịl wnt on mor boldli:

“I fīl mor stroñli wɖ evri rcŕñ yir ɖt ǎr cuntri hz no tṛdiśn ẃć dz it so mć onr n ẃć it śd gard so jeḷsli az ɖt v its hosṗtaḷti. It z a tṛdiśn ɖt z ynīc az far az mî xpirịns gz (n I hv viẓtd nt a fy plesz abrōd) amñ ɖ modn neśnz. Sm wd se, phps, ɖt wɖ s it z rɖr a felñ ɖn enʈñ t b bostd v. Bt grantd īvn ɖt, it z, t mî mînd, a prinsli felñ, n wn ɖt I trust wl loñ b cultvetd amñ s. V wn ʈñ, at līst, I am śr. Az loñ az ɖs wn rūf śltrz ɖ gd lediz afōr-sd—n I wś fṛm mî hart it me d so fr mni n mni a loñ yir t cm—ɖ tṛdiśn v jenyin wrm-hartd crtịs Îriś hosṗtaḷti, ẃć ǎr fōrfaɖrz hv handd dǎn t s n ẃć w in trn mst hand dǎn t ǎr dsndnts, z stl alîv amñ s.”

A harti mrmr v asnt ran rnd ɖ tebl. It śot ʈru Gebrịl’z mînd ɖt Mis Îvrz wz nt ɖr n ɖt ś hd gn awe dscrtịsli: n h sd wɖ confidns in himslf:

“Lediz n Jntlṃn,

“A ny jeṇreśn z growñ p in ǎr mdst, a jeṇreśn acćuetd bî ny îdīaz n ny prínsiplz. It z sirịs n inʈyziastic fr ɖz ny îdīaz n its inʈyziazm, īvn ẃn it z misḍrectd, z, I b’liv, in ɖ mn s’nsir. Bt w r livñ in a scepticl n, f I me yz ɖ frêz, a ʈt-tormntd ej: n smtmz I fir ɖt ɖs ny jeṇreśn, edycetd or hîṗedycetd az it z, wl lac ɖoz qoḷtz v hymaṇti, v hosṗtaḷti, v cîndli hymr ẃć b’loñd t an oldr de. Liṣnñ tnît t ɖ nemz v ol ɖoz gret sñrz v ɖ past it sīmd t m, I mst cnfes, ɖt w wr livñ in a les speśs ej. Ɖoz dez mt, wɖt xaɉreśn, b cōld speśs dez: n f ɖe r gn bynd rcōl let s hop, at līst, ɖt in gaɖ̇rñz sć az ɖs w śl stl spīc v ɖm wɖ prîd n afx́n, stl ćeriś in ǎr hārts ɖ meṃri v ɖoz ded n gn gret wnz huz fem ɖ wrld wl nt wilñli let dî.”

“Hír, hír!” sd Mr. Braun lǎdli.

“Bt yt,” cntinyd Gebrịl, hiz vôs fōlñ intu a softr inflex́n, “ɖr r olwz in gaɖ̇rñz sć az ɖs sadr ʈts ɖt wl rcŕ t ǎr mîndz: ʈts v ɖ past, v yʈ, v ćenjz, v absnt fesz ɖt w mis hir tnît. Ǎr paʈ ʈru lîf z strùn wɖ mni sć sad meṃriz: n wr w t brūd upn ɖm olwz w cd nt fînd ɖ hart t g on brevli wɖ ǎr wrc amñ ɖ livñ. W hv ol v s livñ dytiz n livñ afx́nz ẃć clem, n rîtli clem, ǎr strenẏs indevrz.

“Ɖrfr, I wl nt lingr on ɖ past. I wl nt let eni glūmi moṛlîzñ intrud upn s hir tnît. Hir w r gaɖrd tgɖr fr a brīf momnt fṛm ɖ busl n ruś v ǎr evride rūtīn. W r met hir az frendz, in ɖ spirit v gd-felośp, az colīgz, olso t a srtn xtnt, in ɖ tru spirit v caṃraḍri, n az ɖ gests v—ẃt śl I cōl ɖm?—ɖ Ʈri Gresz v ɖ Dublin ḿzicl wrld.”

Ɖ tebl brst intu aplōz n laftr at ɖs aluźn. Ānt Jūlia venli asct ć v hr nebrz in trn t tel hr ẃt Gebrịl hd sd.

“H sz w r ɖ Ʈri Gresz, Ānt Jūlia,” sd Mẹri Jen.

Ānt Jūlia dd nt unḍstand bt ś lct p, smîlñ, at Gebrịl, hu cntinyd in ɖ sem vein:

“Lediz n Jntlṃn,

“I wl nt atmt t ple tnît ɖ part ɖt Paris pleid on anɖr oceźn. I wl nt atmt t ćūz btwn ɖm. Ɖ tasc wd b an invidịs wn n wn bynd mî pur pǎrz. Fr ẃn I vy ɖm in trn, ẃɖr it b ǎr ćīf hostes hrslf, huz gd hart, huz tù gd hart, hz bcm a bîwrd wɖ ol hu nǒ hr, or hr sistr, hu sīmz t b giftd wɖ p’reńl yʈ n huz sññ mst hv bn a s’prîz n a reṿleśn t s ol tnît, or, last bt nt līst, ẃn I cnsidr ǎr yungist hostes, talntd, ćirfl, hard-wrcñ n ɖ bst v nīsz, I cnfes, Lediz n Jntlṃn, ɖt I d nt nǒ t ẃć v ɖm I śd aword ɖ prîz.”

Gebrịl glanst dǎn at hiz ānts n, siyñ ɖ larj smîl on Ānt Jūlia’z fes n ɖ tirz ẃć hd rizn t Ānt Cet’s îz, hesnd t hiz clos. H rezd hiz glas v port gaḷntli, ẃl evri membr v ɖ cumṗni fngrd a glas xpctntli, n sd lǎdli:

“Let s tost ɖm ol ʈri tgɖr. Let s drinc t ɖer hlʈ, wlʈ, loñ lîf, hapinis n pṛspeṛti n me ɖe loñ cntiny t hold ɖ prǎd n slf-wún pziśn ẃć ɖe hold in ɖer pṛfeśn n ɖ pziśn v onr n afx́n ẃć ɖe hold in ǎr harts.”

Ol ɖ gests std p, glas in hand, n trnñ twdz ɖ ʈri sītd lediz, sañ in ynisn, wɖ Mr. Braun az līdr:

Fr ɖe r joli ge feloz,

Fr ɖe r joli ge feloz,

Fr ɖe r joli ge feloz,

Ẃć nbdi cn dnî.

Ānt Cet wz mcñ franc ys v hr hanc̣ćif n īvn Ānt Jūlia sīmd muvd. Fredi Malinz bìt tîm wɖ hiz pŭdñforc n ɖ sñrz trnd twdz wn anɖr, az f in mlodịs confṛns, ẃl ɖe sañ wɖ emf̣sis:

Unls h tlz a lî,

Unls h tlz a lî.

Ɖen, trnñ wns mor twdz ɖer hostesz, ɖe sañ:

Fr ɖe r joli ge feloz,

Fr ɖe r joli ge feloz,

Fr ɖe r joli ge feloz,

Ẃć nbdi cn dnî.

Ɖ acḷmeśn ẃć foloud wz tecn p bynd ɖ dor v ɖ supŗūm bî mni v ɖ uɖr gests n rnyd tîm aftr tîm, Fredi Malinz actñ az ofisr wɖ hiz forc on hî.

Ɖ pirsñ mornñ er cem intu ɖ hōl ẃr ɖe wr standñ so ɖt Ānt Cet sd:

“Clos ɖ dor, smbdi. Msz Malinz wl gt hr deʈ v cold.”

“Braun z ǎt ɖr, Ānt Cet,” sd Mẹri Jen.

“Braun z evrẃr,” sd Ānt Cet, lowrñ hr vôs.

Mẹri Jen laft at hr ton.

“Riyli,” ś sd arćli, “h z vri atntiv.”

“H hz bn leid on hir lîc ɖ gas,” sd Ānt Cet in ɖ sem ton, “ol jrñ ɖ Crisṃs.”

Ś laft hrslf ɖs tîm gd-hymrdli n ɖen add qcli:

“Bt tel him t cm in, Mẹri Jen, n cloz ɖ dor. I hop t gdnis h dd’nt hír m.”

At ɖt momnt ɖ hōldor wz opnd n Mr. Braun cem in fṛm ɖ dorstep, lafñ az f hiz hart wd brec. H wz drest in a loñ grīn oṿcot wɖ moc astṛcan cufs n colr n wòr on hiz hed an ovl fŕ cap. H pôntd dǎn ɖ sno-cuvrd cì fṛm ẃr ɖ sǎnd v śril pṛloñd ẃiṣlñ wz bòrn in.

“Tedi wl hv ol ɖ cabz in Dublin ǎt,” h sd.

Gebrịl advanst fṛm ɖ litl pantri bhnd ɖ ofis, struġlñ intu hiz oṿcot n, lcñ rnd ɖ hōl, sd:

“Greta nt dǎn yt?”

“Ś’z gtñ on hr ʈñz, Gebrịl,” sd Ānt Cet.

“Hu’z pleyñ p ɖr?” asct Gebrịl.

“Nbdi. Ɖ’r ol gn.”

“Ǒ no, Ānt Cet,” sd Mẹri Jen. “Bartél D’Arsi n Mis O’Caḷhn r’nt gn yt.”

“Smwn z fūlñ at ɖ piano enhǎ,” sd Gebrịl.

Mẹri Jen glanst at Gebrịl n Mr. Braun n sd wɖ a śivr:

“It mcs m fīl cold t lc at y tū jntlṃn mufld p lîc ɖt. I wd’nt lîc t fes yr jrni hom at ɖs aur.”

“I’d lîc nʈñ betr ɖs minit,” sd Mr. Braun stǎtli, “ɖn a raṭlñ fîn wōc in ɖ cuntri or a fast drîv w�� a gd spancñ gowr btwn ɖ śafts.”

“W yst t hv a vri gd hors n trap at hom,” sd Ānt Jūlia sadli.

“Ɖ nvr-t-b-fgotn Joni,” sd Mẹri Jen, lafñ.

Ānt Cet n Gebrịl laft tù.

“Ẃ, ẃt wz wundrfl abt Joni?” asct Mr. Braun.

“Ɖ lêt l’mntd Patric Morcn, ǎr granfaɖr, ɖt z,” xplend Gebrịl, “comnli noun in hiz lêtr yirz az ɖ old jntlmn, wz a glūbôlr.”

“Ǒ nǎ, Gebrịl,” sd Ānt Cet, lafñ, “h hd a starćmil.”

“Wel, glu or starć,” sd Gebrịl, “ɖ old jntlmn hd a hors bî ɖ nem v Joni. N Joni yst t wrc in ɖ old jntlmn’z mil, wōcñ rnd n rnd in ordr t drîv ɖ mil. Ɖt wz ol vri wel; bt nǎ cmz ɖ trajic part abt Joni. Wn fîn de ɖ old jntlmn ʈt h’d lîc t drîv ǎt wɖ ɖ qoḷti t a militri rvy in ɖ parc.”

“Ɖ Lord hv mrsi on hiz soul,” sd Ānt Cet cmpaśṇtli.

“Āmén,” sd Gebrịl. “So ɖ old jntlmn, az I sd, harnist Joni n pt on hiz vri bst tōl hat n hiz vri bst stoc colr n drouv ǎt in grand stîl fṛm hiz ansestṛl manśn smẃr nir Bac Len, I ʈnc.”

Evrwn laft, īvn Msz Malinz, at Gebrịl’z manr n Ānt Cet sd:

“Ǒ nǎ, Gebrịl, h dd’nt liv in Bac Len, riyli. Onli ɖ mil wz ɖr.”

“Ǎt fṛm ɖ manśn v hiz fōrfaɖrz,” cntinyd Gebrịl, “h drouv wɖ Joni. N evrʈñ wnt on bytifli untl Joni cem in sît v Cñ Bili’z staću: n ẃɖr h fél in luv wɖ ɖ hors Cñ Bili sits on or ẃɖr h ʈt h wz bac agn in ɖ mil, enhǎ h bgan t wōc rnd ɖ staću.”

Gebrịl pêst in a srcl rnd ɖ hōl in hiz g’lośz amd ɖ laftr v ɖ uɖrz.

“Rnd n rnd h wnt,” sd Gebrịl, “n ɖ old jntlmn, hu wz a vri pomṗs old jntlmn, wz hîli indignnt. ‘G on, sr! Ẃt d y mīn, sr? Joni! Joni! Most xtrordnri conduct! C’nt unḍstand ɖ hors!’”

Ɖ pìl v laftr ẃć foloud Gebrịl’z iṃteśn v ɖ insidnt wz inṭruptd bî a rzǎndñ noc at ɖ hōldor. Mẹri Jen ran t opn it n let in Fredi Malinz. Fredi Malinz, wɖ hiz hat wel bac on hiz hed n hiz śoldrz humt wɖ cold, wz pufñ n stīmñ aftr hiz xrśnz.

“I cd onli gt wn cab,” h sd.

“Ǒ, w’l fînd anɖr alñ ɖ cì,” sd Gebrịl.

“Yes,” sd Ānt Cet. “Betr nt cīp Msz Malinz standñ in ɖ dráft.”

Msz Malinz wz hlpt dǎn ɖ frunt steps bî hr sun n Mr. Braun n, aftr mni mnūvrz, hôstd intu ɖ cab. Fredi Malinz clambrd in aftr hr n spent a loñ tîm seṭlñ hr on ɖ sīt, Mr. Braun hlpñ him wɖ advîs. At last ś wz setld cumf̣tbli n Fredi Malinz invîtd Mr. Braun intu ɖ cab. Ɖr wz a gd dīl v cnfyzd tōc, n ɖen Mr. Braun got intu ɖ cab. Ɖ cabmn setld hiz rug ovr hiz niz, n bnt dǎn fr ɖ adres. Ɖ cnfyźn grù gretr n ɖ cabmn wz d’rectd difṛntli bî Fredi Malinz n Mr. Braun, ć v hūm hd hiz hed ǎt ʈru a windo v ɖ cab. Ɖ dificlti wz t nǒ ẃr t drop Mr. Braun alñ ɖ rùt, n Ānt Cet, Ānt Jūlia n Mẹri Jen hlpt ɖ dscuśn fṛm ɖ dorstep wɖ crosdirex́nz n contṛdix́nz n abundns v laftr. Az fr Fredi Malinz h wz spīćlis wɖ laftr. H popt hiz hed in n ǎt v ɖ windo evri momnt t ɖ gret denjr v hiz hat, n tld hiz muɖr hǎ ɖ dscuśn wz pṛgresñ, tl at last Mr. Braun śǎtd t ɖ bwildrd cabmn abv ɖ din v evrbdi’z laftr:

“D y nǒ Triṇti Colij?”

“Yes, sr,” sd ɖ cabmn.

“Wel, drîv bañ p agnst Triṇti Colij gets,” sd Mr. Braun, “n ɖen w’l tel y ẃr t g. Y unḍstand nǎ?”

“Yes, sr,” sd ɖ cabmn.

“Mc lîc a brd fr Triṇti Colij.”

“Rît, sr,” sd ɖ cabmn.

Ɖ hors wz ẃipt p n ɖ cab ratld of alñ ɖ cì amd a cōṛs v laftr n ady.

Gebrịl hd nt gn t ɖ dor wɖ ɖ uɖrz. H wz in a darc part v ɖ hōl gezñ p ɖ sterces. A wmn wz standñ nir ɖ top v ɖ frst flît, in ɖ śado olso. H cd nt si hr fes bt h cd si ɖ teṛcota n samn-pnc panlz v hr scrt ẃć ɖ śado md apir blac n ẃît. It wz hiz wîf. Ś wz līnñ on ɖ banistrz, liṣnñ t smʈñ. Gebrịl wz s’prîzd at hr stilnis n strend hiz ir t lisn olso. Bt h cd hír litl sev ɖ nôz v laftr n dspyt on ɖ frunt steps, a fy cōrdz struc on ɖ piano n a fy nots v a man’z vôs sññ.

H std stil in ɖ glūm v ɖ hōl, trayñ t cać ɖ er ɖt ɖ vôs wz sññ n gezñ p at hiz wîf. Ɖr wz gres n misṭri in hr attyd az f ś wr a simbl v smʈñ. H asct himslf ẃt z a wmn standñ on ɖ sterz in ɖ śado, liṣnñ t distnt ḿzic, a simbl v. F h wr a pentr h wd pent hr in ɖt attyd. Hr blu flt hat wd śo of ɖ bronz v hr her agnst ɖ darcnis n ɖ darc panlz v hr scrt wd śo of ɖ lît wnz. Distnt Ḿzic h wd cōl ɖ picćr f h wr a pentr.

Ɖ hōldor wz clozd; n Ānt Cet, Ānt Jūlia n Mẹri Jen cem dǎn ɖ hōl, stl lafñ.

“Wel, z’nt Fredi teṛbl?” sd Mẹri Jen. “H’z riyli teṛbl.”

Gebrịl sd nʈñ bt pôntd p ɖ sterz twdz ẃr hiz wîf wz standñ. Nǎ ɖt ɖ hōldor wz clozd ɖ vôs n ɖ piano cd b hŕd mor clirli. Gebrịl hld p hiz hand fr ɖm t b sîḷnt. Ɖ soñ sīmd t b in ɖ old Îriś tnaḷti n ɖ sñr sīmd unsrtn bʈ v hiz wrdz n v hiz vôs. Ɖ vôs, md plentiv bî distns n bî ɖ sñr’z hōrsnis, fentli iluṃnetd ɖ cedns v ɖ er wɖ wrdz xpresñ grīf:

Ǒ, ɖ ren fōlz on mî hevi locs

N ɖ dȳ wets mî scin,

Mî beb lîz cold…

“Ǒ,” xclemd Mẹri Jen. “It’s Bartél D’Arsi sññ n h wd’nt sñ ol ɖ nît. Ǒ, I’l gt him t sñ a soñ bfr h gz.”

“Ǒ d, Mẹri Jen,” sd Ānt Cet.

Mẹri Jen bruśt past ɖ uɖrz n ran t ɖ sterces, bt bfr ś rīćt it ɖ sññ stopt n ɖ piano wz clozd abrupli.

“Ǒ, ẃt a piti!” ś craid. “Z h cmñ dǎn, Greta?”

Gebrịl hŕd hiz wîf ansr yes n sw hr cm dǎn twdz ɖm. A fy steps bhnd hr wr Mr. Bartél D’Arsi n Mis O’Caḷhn.

“Ǒ, Mr. D’Arsi,” craid Mẹri Jen, “it’s dǎnrît mīn v y t brec of lîc ɖt ẃn w wr ol in rapćrz liṣnñ t y.”

“I hv bn at him ol ɖ īvnñ,” sd Mis O’Caḷhn, “n Msz Conrô tù n h tld s h hd a dredfl cold n cd’nt sñ.”

“Ǒ, Mr. D’Arsi,” sd Ānt Cet, “nǎ ɖt wz a gret fib t tel.”

“C’nt y si ɖt I’m az hōrs az a cro?” sd Mr. D’Arsi rufli.

H wnt intu ɖ pantri hesṭli n pt on hiz oṿcot. Ɖ uɖrz, tecn abac bî hiz rūd spīć, cd fînd nʈñ t se. Ānt Cet rincld hr brǎz n md sînz t ɖ uɖrz t drop ɖ subjict. Mr. D’Arsi std sweɖñ hiz nec cerf̣li n frǎnñ.

“It’s ɖ weɖr,” sd Ānt Jūlia, aftr a pōz.

“Yes, evrbdi hz coldz,” sd Ānt Cet reḍli, “evrbdi.”

“Ɖe se,” sd Mẹri Jen, “w hv’nt hd sno lîc it fr ʈrti yirz; n I réd ɖs mornñ in ɖ nyzpeprz ɖt ɖ sno z jenṛl ol ovr Îrḷnd.”

“I luv ɖ lc v sno,” sd Ānt Jūlia sadli.

“So d I,” sd Mis O’Caḷhn. “I ʈnc Crisṃs z nvr riyli Crisṃs unls w hv ɖ sno on ɖ grǎnd.”

“Bt pur Mr. D’Arsi dz’nt lîc ɖ sno,” sd Ānt Cet, smîlñ.

Mr. D’Arsi cem fṛm ɖ pantri, fŭli sweɖd n butnd, n in a rpntnt ton tld ɖm ɖ hisṭri v hiz cold. Evrwn gev him advîs n sd it wz a gret piti n rjd him t b vri cerfl v hiz ʈrot in ɖ nît-er. Gebrịl woćt hiz wîf, hu dd nt jôn in ɖ convseśn. Ś wz standñ rît undr ɖ dusti fanlît n ɖ flem v ɖ gas lit p ɖ rić bronz v hr her, ẃć h hd sìn hr drayñ at ɖ fîr a fy dez bfr. Ś wz in ɖ sem attyd n sīmd un’wer v ɖ tōc abt hr. At last ś trnd twdz ɖm n Gebrịl sw ɖt ɖr wz culr on hr ćīcs n ɖt hr îz wr śînñ. A sudn tîd v jô wnt līpñ ǎt v hiz hart.

“Mr. D’Arsi,” ś sd, “ẃt z ɖ nem v ɖt soñ y wr sññ?”

“It’s cōld Ɖ Las v Ócṛm,” sd Mr. D’Arsi, “bt I cd’nt rmembr it proprli. Ẃ? D y nǒ it?”

Ɖ Las v Ócṛm,” ś rpitd. “I cd’nt ʈnc v ɖ nem.”

“It’s a vri nîs er,” sd Mẹri Jen. “I’m sori y wr nt in vôs tnît.”

“Nǎ, Mẹri Jen,” sd Ānt Cet, “d’nt anô Mr. D’Arsi. I w’nt hv him anoid.”

Siyñ ɖt ol wr redi t start ś śeṗdd ɖm t ɖ dor, ẃr gdnît wz sd:

“Wel, gdnît, Ānt Cet, n ʈancs fr ɖ pleznt īvnñ.”

“Gdnît, Gebrịl. Gdnît, Greta!”

“Gdnît, Ānt Cet, n ʈancs evr so mć. Gdnît, Ānt Jūlia.”

“Ǒ, gdnît, Greta, I dd’nt si y.”

“Gdnît, Mr. D’Arsi. Gdnît, Mis O’Caḷhn.”

“Gdnît, Mis Morcn.”

“Gdnît, agn.”

“Gdnît, ol. Sef hom.”

“Gdnît. Gdnît.”

Ɖ mornñ wz stl darc. A dul yelo lît brūdd ovr ɖ hǎzz n ɖ rivr; n ɖ scî sīmd t b dsndñ. It wz sluśi unḍft; n onli strīcs n paćz v sno le on ɖ rūfs, on ɖ paṛpits v ɖ cì n on ɖ eria-relñz. Ɖ lamps wr stl brnñ redli in ɖ mrci er n, acrs ɖ rivr, ɖ palis v ɖ For Corts std ǎt meṇsñli agnst ɖ hevi scî.

Ś wz wōcñ on bfr him wɖ Mr. Bartél D’Arsi, hr śuz in a brǎn parsl tuct undr wn arm n hr handz holdñ hr scrt p fṛm ɖ sluś. Ś hd no longr eni gres v attyd bt Gebrịl’z îz wr stl brît wɖ hapinis. Ɖ blud wnt bǎndñ alñ hiz veinz; n ɖ ʈts wnt raytñ ʈru hiz bren, prǎd, jôfl, tndr, vaḷṛs.

Ś wz wōcñ on bfr him so lîtli n so irect ɖt h loñd t run aftr hr nôzlisli, cać hr bî ɖ śoldrz n se smʈñ fūliś n afx́ṇt intu hr ir. Ś sīmd t him so frel ɖt h loñd t dfnd hr agnst smʈñ n ɖen t b alon wɖ hr. Momnts v ɖer sīcrit lîf tgɖr brst lîc starz upn hiz meṃri. A hīłtrop enṿlop wz layñ bsd hiz brecfstcup n h wz c’resñ it wɖ hiz hand. Brdz wr twiṭrñ in ɖ îvi n ɖ súni web v ɖ crtn wz śiṃrñ alñ ɖ flor: h cd nt īt fr hapinis. Ɖe wr standñ on ɖ crǎdd platform n h wz plesñ a ticit insd ɖ worm pām v hr gluv. H wz standñ wɖ hr in ɖ cold, lcñ in ʈru a greitd windo at a man mcñ botlz in a rorñ frnis. It wz vri cold. Hr fes, fregṛnt in ɖ cold er, wz qt clos t hiz; n sudnli h cōld ǎt t ɖ man at ɖ frnis:

“Z ɖ fîr hot, sr?”

Bt ɖ man cd nt hír wɖ ɖ nôz v ɖ frnis. It wz jst az wel. H mt hv ansrd rūdli.

A wev v yt mor tndr jô iscept fṛm hiz hart n wnt corsñ in worm flud alñ hiz arṭriz. Lîc ɖ tndr fîr v starz, momnts v ɖer lîf tgɖr, ɖt nwn ń v or wd evr nǒ v, brouc upn n ilumind hiz meṃri. H loñd t rcōl t hr ɖoz momnts, t mc hr fget ɖ yirz v ɖer dul xistns tgɖr n rmembr onli ɖer momnts v xṭsi. Fr ɖ yirz, h flt, hd nt qnćt hiz soul or hrz. Ɖer ćildṛn, hiz raitñ, hr hǎshold cerz hd nt qnćt ol ɖer soulz’ tndr fîr. In wn letr ɖt h hd ritn t hr ɖen h hd sd: “Ẃ z it ɖt wrdz lîc ɖz sīm t m so dul n cold? Z it bcz ɖr z no wrd tndr inuf t b yr nem?”

Lîc distnt ḿzic ɖz wrdz ɖt h hd ritn yirz bfr wr bòrn twdz him fṛm ɖ past. H loñd t b alon wɖ hr. Ẃn ɖ uɖrz hd gn awe, ẃn h n ś wr in ɖer rūm in ɖ hotel, ɖen ɖe wd b alon tgɖr. H wd cōl hr softli:


Phps ś wd nt hír at wns: ś wd b undresñ. Ɖen smʈñ in hiz vôs wd strîc hr. Ś wd trn n lc at him…

At ɖ cornr v Wîntavn Strīt ɖe met a cab. H wz glad v its raṭlñ nôz az it sevd him fṛm convseśn. Ś wz lcñ ǎt v ɖ windo n sīmd tîrd. Ɖ uɖrz spouc onli a fy wrdz, pôntñ ǎt sm bildñ or strīt. Ɖ hors gaḷpt alñ wiṛli undr ɖ mrci mornñscî, dragñ hiz old raṭlñ box aftr hiz hìlz, n Gebrịl wz agn in a cab wɖ hr, gaḷpñ t cać ɖ bot, gaḷpñ t ɖer hunimūn.

Az ɖ cab drouv acrs O’Conl Brij Mis O’Caḷhn sd:

“Ɖe se y nvr cros O’Conl Brij wɖt siyñ a ẃît hors.”

“I si a ẃît man ɖs tîm,” sd Gebrịl.

“Ẃr?” asct Mr. Bartél D’Arsi.

Gebrịl pôntd t ɖ staću, on ẃć le paćz v sno. Ɖen h nodd fmiłrli t it n wevd hiz hand.

“Gdnît, Dan,” h sd gêli.

Ẃn ɖ cab drù p bfr ɖ hotel, Gebrịl jumt ǎt n, in spît v Mr. Bartél D’Arsi’z protest, peid ɖ drîvr. H gev ɖ man a śilñ ovr hiz fér. Ɖ man s’lūtd n sd:

“A prospṛs Ny Yir t y, sr.”

“Ɖ sem t y,” sd Gebrịl corɉli.

Ś līnd fr a momnt on hiz arm in gtñ ǎt v ɖ cab n ẃl standñ at ɖ crbston, bidñ ɖ uɖrz gdnît. Ś līnd lîtli on hiz arm, az lîtli az ẃn ś hd danst wɖ him a fy aurz bfr. H hd flt prǎd n hapi ɖen, hapi ɖt ś wz hiz, prǎd v hr gres n wîfli carij. Bt nǎ, aftr ɖ cinḍlñ agn v so mni meṃriz, ɖ frst tuć v hr bodi, ḿzicl n strenj n prfymd, snt ʈru him a cīn pañ v lust. Undr cuvr v hr sîḷns h prest hr arm closli t hiz sîd; n, az ɖe std at ɖ hoteldor, h flt ɖt ɖe hd iscept fṛm ɖer lîvz n dytiz, iscept fṛm hom n frendz n run awe tgɖr wɖ wîld n redịnt harts t a ny advnćr.

An old man wz dozñ in a gret hŭdd ćer in ɖ hōl. H lit a candl in ɖ ofis n wnt bfr ɖm t ɖ sterz. Ɖe foloud him in sîḷns, ɖer fīt fōlñ in soft ʈudz on ɖ ʈicli carṗtd sterz. Ś mǎntd ɖ sterz bhnd ɖ portr, hr hed baud in ɖ asent, hr frel śoldrz crvd az wɖ a brdn, hr scrt grt tîtli abt hr. H cd hv fluñ hiz armz abt hr hips n hld hr stil, fr hiz armz wr tremḅlñ wɖ dzîr t sīz hr n onli ɖ stres v hiz nêlz agnst ɖ pāmz v hiz handz hld ɖ wîld impuls v hiz bodi in ćec. Ɖ portr hōltd on ɖ sterz t setl hiz guṭrñ candl. Ɖe hōltd tù on ɖ steps b’lo him. In ɖ sîḷns Gebrịl cd hír ɖ fōlñ v ɖ moltn wax intu ɖ tre n ɖ ʈumpñ v hiz ǒn hart agnst hiz ribz.

Ɖ portr léd ɖm alñ a coṛdor n opnd a dor. Ɖen h set hiz unstebl candl dǎn on a tôḷțebl n asct at ẃt aur ɖe wr t b cōld in ɖ mornñ.

“Et,” sd Gebrịl.

Ɖ portr pôntd t ɖ tap v ɖ ilectric lît n bgan a mutrd apoḷji bt Gebrịl cut him śort.

“W d’nt wont eni lît. W hv lît inuf fṛm ɖ strīt. N I se,” h add, pôntñ t ɖ candl, “y mt rmuv ɖt hansm articl, lîc a gd man.”

Ɖ portr tc p hiz candl agn, bt slǒli fr h wz s’prîzd bî sć a novl îdīa. Ɖen h mumbld gdnît n wnt ǎt. Gebrịl śot ɖ loc t.

A gostli lît fṛm ɖ strītlamp le in a loñ śaft fṛm wn windo t ɖ dor. Gebrịl ʈrù hiz oṿcot n hat on a cǎć n crost ɖ rūm twdz ɖ windo. H lct dǎn intu ɖ strīt in ordr ɖt hiz imośn mt cām a litl. Ɖen h trnd n līnd agnst a ćst v drorz wɖ hiz bac t ɖ lît. Ś hd tecn of hr hat n clǒc n wz standñ bfr a larj swññ mirr, unhcñ hr weist. Gebrịl pōzd fr a fy momnts, woćñ hr, n ɖen sd:


Ś trnd awe fṛm ɖ mirr slǒli n wōct alñ ɖ śaft v lît twdz him. Hr fes lct so sirịs n wiri ɖt ɖ wrdz wd nt pas Gebrịl’z lips. No, it wz nt ɖ momnt yt.

“Y lct tîrd,” h sd.

“I am a litl,” ś ansrd.

“Y d’nt fīl il or wìc?”

“No, tîrd: ɖt’s ol.”

Ś wnt on t ɖ windo n std ɖr, lcñ ǎt. Gebrịl wêtd agn n ɖen, firñ ɖt difidns wz abt t concr him, h sd abrupli:

“Bî ɖ we, Greta!”

“Ẃt z it?”

“Y nǒ ɖt pur felo Malinz?” h sd qcli.

“Yes. Ẃt abt him?”

“Wel, pur felo, h’z a dīsnt sort v ćap aftr ol,” cntinyd Gebrịl in a fōls vôs. “H gev m bac ɖt sovrin I lent him, n I dd’nt xpct it, riyli. It’s a piti h wd’nt cīp awe fṛm ɖt Braun, bcz h’z nt a bad felo, riyli.”

H wz tremḅlñ nǎ wɖ anoyns. Ẃ dd ś sīm so abstractd? H dd nt nǒ hǎ h cd bgin. Wz ś anoid, tù, abt smʈñ? F ś wd onli trn t him or cm t him v hr ǒn acord! T tec hr az ś wz wd b brūtl. No, h mst si sm ardr in hr îz frst. H loñd t b mastr v hr strenj mūd.

“Ẃn dd y lend him ɖ pǎnd?” ś asct, aftr a pōz.

Gebrịl strouv t rstren himslf fṛm brecñ ǎt intu brūtl lanḡj abt ɖ sotiś Malinz n hiz pǎnd. H loñd t crî t hr fṛm hiz soul, t cruś hr bodi agnst hiz, t oṿmastr hr. Bt h sd:

“Ǒ, at Crisṃs, ẃn h opnd ɖt litl Crisṃscard śop in Henri Strīt.”

H wz in sć a fīvr v rej n dzîr ɖt h dd nt hír hr cm fṛm ɖ windo. Ś std bfr him fr an instnt, lcñ at him strenjli. Ɖen, sudnli rezñ hrslf on tipto n restñ hr handz lîtli on hiz śoldrz, ś cist him.

“Y r a vri jenṛs prsn, Gebrịl,” ś sd.

Gebrịl, tremḅlñ wɖ dlît at hr sudn cis n at ɖ qentnis v hr frêz, pt hiz handz on hr her n bgan smuɖñ it bac, scersli tućñ it wɖ hiz fngrz. Ɖ wośñ hd md it fîn n briłnt. Hiz hart wz brimñ ovr wɖ hapinis. Jst ẃn h wz wśñ fr it ś hd cm t him v hr ǒn acord. Phps hr ʈts hd bn runñ wɖ hiz. Phps ś hd flt ɖ impećs dzîr ɖt wz in him, n ɖen ɖ yīldñ mūd hd cm upn hr. Nǎ ɖt ś hd fōḷn t him so īẓli, h wundrd ẃ h hd bn so difidnt.

H std, holdñ hr hed btwn hiz handz. Ɖen, slipñ wn arm swiftli abt hr bodi n drw̃ hr twdz him, h sd softli:

“Greta, dir, ẃt r y ʈncñ abt?”

Ś dd nt ansr nr yīld hoļi t hiz arm. H sd agn, softli:

“Tel m ẃt it z, Greta. I ʈnc I nǒ ẃt z ɖ matr. D I nǒ?”

Ś dd nt ansr at wns. Ɖen ś sd in an ǎtbrst v tirz:

“Ǒ, I am ʈncñ abt ɖt soñ, Ɖ Las v Ócṛm.”

Ś brouc lūs fṛm him n ran t ɖ bed n, ʈrowñ hr armz acrs ɖ bedrel, hid hr fes. Gebrịl std stoc-stil fr a momnt in astoniśmnt n ɖen foloud hr. Az h pást in ɖ we v ɖ śvalglas h còt sît v himslf in fl leñʈ, hiz brōd, wel-fild śrtfrunt, ɖ fes huz xpreśn olwz puzld him ẃn h sw it in a mirr n hiz gliṃrñ gílt-rimd îglasz. H hōltd a fy pesz fṛm hr n sd:

“Ẃt abt ɖ soñ? Ẃ dz ɖt mc y crî?”

Ś rezd hr hed fṛm hr armz n draid hr îz wɖ ɖ bac v hr hand lîc a ćîld. A cîndr not ɖn h hd intndd wnt intu hiz vôs.

“Ẃ, Greta?” h asct.

“I am ʈncñ abt a prsn loñ ago hu yst t sñ ɖt soñ.”

“N hu wz ɖ prsn loñ ago?” asct Gebrịl, smîlñ.

“It wz a prsn I yst t nǒ in Gōlwe ẃn I wz livñ wɖ mî granmuɖr,” ś sd.

Ɖ smîl pást awe fṛm Gebrịl’z fes. A dul angr bgan t gaɖr agn at ɖ bac v hiz mînd n ɖ dul fîrz v hiz lust bgan t glo angṛli in hiz veinz.

“Smwn y wr in luv wɖ?” h asct îronicli.

“It wz a yuñ bô I yst t nǒ,” ś ansrd, “nemd Mîcl Fyri. H yst t sñ ɖt soñ, Ɖ Las v Ócṛm. H wz vri delic̣t.”

Gebrịl wz sîḷnt. H dd nt wś hr t ʈnc ɖt h wz inṭrestd in ɖs delic̣t bô.

“I cn si him so plenli,” ś sd aftr a momnt. “Sć îz az h hd: big, darc îz! N sć an xpreśn in ɖm—an xpreśn!”

“Ǒ ɖen, y wr in luv wɖ him?” sd Gebrịl.

“I yst t g ǎt wōcñ wɖ him,” ś sd, “ẃn I wz in Gōlwe.”

A ʈt flù acrs Gebrịl’z mînd.

“Phps ɖt wz ẃ y wontd t g t Gōlwe wɖ ɖt Îvrz grl?” h sd coldli.

Ś lct at him n asct in s’prîz:

“Ẃt fr?”

Hr îz md Gebrịl fīl ōcẉd. H śrugd hiz śoldrz n sd:

“Hǎ d I nǒ? T si him, phps.”

Ś lct awe fṛm him alñ ɖ śaft v lît twdz ɖ windo in sîḷns.

“H z ded,” ś sd at leñʈ. “H daid ẃn h wz onli sevntīn. Z’nt it a teṛbl ʈñ t dî so yuñ az ɖt?”

“Ẃt wz h?” asct Gebrịl, stl îronicli.

“H wz in ɖ gaswrcs,” ś sd.

Gebrịl flt hymilietd bî ɖ fełr v hiz îṛni n bî ɖ evceśn v ɖs figr fṛm ɖ ded, a bô in ɖ gaswrcs. Ẃl h hd bn fl v meṃriz v ɖer sīcrit lîf tgɖr, fl v tndrnis n jô n dzîr, ś hd bn cmperñ him in hr mînd wɖ anɖr. A śemfl conśsnis v hiz ǒn prsn aseld him. H sw himslf az a lūdicṛs figr, actñ az a penibô fr hiz ānts, a nrṿs, wel-mīnñ snṭmnṭlist, oretñ t vulgerịnz n îdiylîzñ hiz ǒn clǎniś lusts, ɖ pitịbl faćs felo h hd còt a glims v in ɖ mirr. Instñtivli h trnd hiz bac mor t ɖ lît lest ś mt si ɖ śem ɖt brnd upn hiz fōrhed.

H traid t cīp p hiz ton v cold inteṛgeśn, bt hiz vôs ẃn h spouc wz humbl n indifṛnt.

“I s’poz y wr in luv wɖ ɖs Mîcl Fyri, Greta,” h sd.

“I wz gret wɖ him at ɖt tîm,” ś sd.

Hr vôs wz veild n sad. Gebrịl, fīlñ nǎ hǎ ven it wd b t trî t līd hr ẃiɖr h hd prṗst, c’rest wn v hr handz n sd, olso sadli:

“N ẃt dd h dî v so yuñ, Greta? Cnsumśn, wz it?”

“I ʈnc h daid fr m,” ś ansrd.

A veg terr sizd Gebrịl at ɖs ansr az f, at ɖt aur ẃn h hd hopt t trîumf, sm impalpbl n vndictiv biyñ wz cmñ agnst him, gaɖ̇rñ forsz agnst him in its veg wrld. Bt h śc himslf fri v it wɖ an ef̣t v rīzn n cntinyd t c’res hr hand. H dd nt qsćn hr agn fr h flt ɖt ś wd tel him v hrslf. Hr hand wz worm n môst: it dd nt rspond t hiz tuć bt h cntinyd t c’res it jst az h hd c’rest hr frst letr t him ɖt sprñmornñ.

“It wz in ɖ wintr,” ś sd, “abt ɖ bginñ v ɖ wintr ẃn I wz gwñ t līv mî granmuɖr’z n cm p hir t ɖ convnt. N h wz il at ɖ tîm in hiz lojñz in Gōlwe n wd’nt b let ǎt n hiz ppl in Ōṭrard wr ritn t. H wz in dclîn, ɖe sd, or smʈñ lîc ɖt. I nvr ń rîtli.”

Ś pōzd fr a momnt n said.

“Pur felo,” ś sd. “H wz vri fond v m n h wz sć a jntl bô. W yst t g ǎt tgɖr, wōcñ, y nǒ, Gebrịl, lîc ɖ we ɖe d in ɖ cuntri. H wz gwñ t studi sññ onli fr hiz hlʈ. H hd a vri gd vôs, pur Mîcl Fyri.”

“Wel; n ɖen?” asct Gebrịl.

“N ɖen ẃn it cem t ɖ tîm fr m t līv Gōlwe n cm p t ɖ convnt h wz mć wrs n I wd’nt b let si him so I rout him a letr seyñ I wz gwñ p t Dublin n wd b bac in ɖ sumr n hopñ h wd b betr ɖen.”

Ś pōzd fr a momnt t gt hr vôs undr cntrol n ɖen wnt on:

“Ɖen ɖ nît bfr I left I wz in mî granmuɖr’z hǎs in Nunz’ Îḷnd, pacñ p, n I hŕd gravl ʈroun p agnst ɖ windo. Ɖ windo wz so wet I cd’nt si so I ran dǎnsterz az I wz n slipt ǎt ɖ bac intu ɖ gardn n ɖr wz ɖ pur felo at ɖ end v ɖ gardn, śiṿrñ.”

“N dd y nt tel him t g bac?” asct Gebrịl.

“I implord v him t g hom at wns n tld him h wd gt hiz deʈ in ɖ ren. Bt h sd h dd nt wont t liv. I cn si hiz îz az wel az wel! H wz standñ at ɖ end v ɖ wōl ẃr ɖr wz a tri.”

“N dd h g hom?” asct Gebrịl.

“Yes, h wnt hom. N ẃn I wz onli a wīc in ɖ convnt h daid n h wz berid in Ōṭrard ẃr hiz ppl cem fṛm. Ǒ, ɖ de I hŕd ɖt, ɖt h wz ded!”

Ś stopt, ćocñ wɖ sobz n, oṿcm bî imośn, fluñ hrslf fes dǎnẉd on ɖ bed, sobñ in ɖ qilt. Gebrịl hld hr hand fr a momnt longr, ireẓlutli, n ɖen, śî v intrudñ on hr grīf, let it fōl jntli n wōct qaytli t ɖ windo.

Ś wz fast aslip.

Gebrịl, līnñ on hiz elbo, lct fr a fy momnts unrizntf̣li on hr tangld her n haf-opn mǎʈ, liṣnñ t hr dīp-drwn breʈ. So ś hd hd ɖt romans in hr lîf: a man hd daid fr hr sec. It hardli pend him nǎ t ʈnc hǎ pur a part h, hr huzbnd, hd pleid in hr lîf. H woćt hr ẃl ś slept az ɖo h n ś hd nvr livd tgɖr az man n wîf. Hiz krịs îz restd loñ upn hr fes n on hr her: n, az h ʈt v ẃt ś mst hv bn ɖen, in ɖt tîm v hr frst grliś byti, a strenj, frendli piti fr hr entrd hiz soul. H dd nt lîc t se īvn t himslf ɖt hr fes wz no longr bytifl bt h ń ɖt it wz no longr ɖ fes fr ẃć Mîcl Fyri hd brevd deʈ.

Phps ś hd nt tld him ol ɖ stori. Hiz îz muvd t ɖ ćer ovr ẃć ś hd ʈroun sm v hr cloɖz. A peticotstrñ dangld t ɖ flor. Wn būt std uprît, its limp upr fōḷn dǎn: ɖ felo v it le upn its sîd. H wundrd at hiz rayt v imośnz v an aur bfr. Fṛm ẃt hd it pṛsidd? Fṛm hiz ānt’s supr, fṛm hiz ǒn fūliś spīć, fṛm ɖ wîn n dansñ, ɖ meri-mcñ ẃn seyñ gdnît in ɖ hōl, ɖ pleźr v ɖ wōc alñ ɖ rivr in ɖ sno. Pur Ānt Jūlia! Ś, tù, wd sn b a śêd wɖ ɖ śêd v Patric Morcn n hiz hors. H hd còt ɖt haġd lc upn hr fes fr a momnt ẃn ś wz sññ Areid fr ɖ Brîdl. Sn, phps, h wd b sitñ in ɖt sem drw̃rūm, drest in blac, hiz silc hat on hiz niz. Ɖ blîndz wd b drwn dǎn n Ānt Cet wd b sitñ bsd him, crayñ n blowñ hr nǒz n telñ him hǎ Jūlia hd daid. H wd cast abt in hiz mînd fr sm wrdz ɖt mt consol hr, n wd fînd onli lem n yslis wnz. Yes, yes: ɖt wd hapn vri sn.

Ɖ er v ɖ rūm ćild hiz śoldrz. H strećt himslf cōśsli alñ undr ɖ śīts n le dǎn bsd hiz wîf. Wn bî wn ɖe wr ol bcmñ śêdz. Betr pas boldli intu ɖt uɖr wrld, in ɖ fl glori v sm paśn, ɖn fed n wiɖr dizṃli wɖ ej. H ʈt v hǎ ś hu le bsd him hd loct in hr hart fr so mni yirz ɖt imij v hr luvr’z îz ẃn h hd tld hr ɖt h dd nt wś t liv.

Jenṛs tirz fild Gebrịl’z îz. H hd nvr flt lîc ɖt himslf twdz eni wmn bt h ń ɖt sć a fīlñ mst b luv. Ɖ tirz gaɖrd mor ʈicli in hiz îz n in ɖ parśl darcnis h imajind h sw ɖ form v a yuñ man standñ undr a dripñ tri. Uɖr formz wr nir. Hiz soul hd aproćt ɖt rījn ẃr dwel ɖ vast hosts v ɖ ded. H wz conśs v, bt cd nt aprihnd, ɖer weẉd n flic̣rñ xistns. Hiz ǒn îdntti wz fedñ ǎt intu a gre impalpbl wrld: ɖ solid wrld itslf ẃć ɖz ded hd wn tîm rird n livd in wz dzolvñ n dwindlñ.

A fy lît taps upn ɖ pein md him trn t ɖ windo. It hd bgun t sno agn. H woćt slīṗli ɖ flecs, silvr n darc, fōlñ oblicli agnst ɖ lamplît. Ɖ tîm hd cm fr him t set ǎt on hiz jrni wstẉd. Yes, ɖ nyzpeprz wr rît: sno wz jenṛl ol ovr Îrḷnd. It wz fōlñ on evri part v ɖ darc sntṛl plen, on ɖ trīlis hilz, fōlñ softli upn ɖ Bog v Aḷn n, farɖr wstẉd, softli fōlñ intu ɖ darc ḿtiṇs Śann wevz. It wz fōlñ, tù, upn evri part v ɖ lonli ćrćyard on ɖ hil ẃr Mîcl Fyri le berid. It le ʈicli driftd on ɖ crŭcid crosz n hedstonz, on ɖ spirz v ɖ litl get, on ɖ baṛn ʈornz. Hiz soul swūnd slǒli az h hŕd ɖ sno fōlñ fentli ʈru ɖ yṇvrs n fentli fōlñ, lîc ɖ dsent v ɖer last end, upn ol ɖ livñ n ɖ ded.

In Ñspel: Grace, by James Joyce

(A transcription into Ñspel of the short story “Grace” from Dubliners, by James Joyce)


Tū jntlṃn hu wr in ɖ laṿtri at ɖ tîm traid t lift him p: bt h wz qt hlplis. H le crld p at ɖ ft v ɖ sterz dǎn ẃć h hd fōḷn. Ɖe s’xidd in trnñ him ovr. Hiz hat hd rold a fy yardz awe n hiz cloɖz wr smird wɖ ɖ filʈ n ūz v ɖ flor on ẃć h hd lein, fes dǎnwdz. Hiz îz wr clozd n h briɖd wɖ a gruntñ nôz. A ʈin strīm v blud tricld fṛm ɖ cornr v hiz mǎʈ.

Ɖz tū jntlṃn n wn v ɖ kṛts carid him p ɖ sterz n leid him dǎn agn on ɖ flor v ɖ bar. In tū minits h wz srǎndd bî a rñ v men. Ɖ manijr v ɖ bar asct evrwn hu h wz n hu wz wɖ him. Nwn ń hu h wz bt wn v ɖ kṛts sd h hd srvd ɖ jntlmn wɖ a smōl rum.

“Wz h bî himslf?” asct ɖ manijr.

“No, sr. Ɖr wz tū jntlṃn wɖ him.”

“N ẃr r ɖe?”

Nwn ń; a vôs sd:

“Gv him er. H’z fentd.”

Ɖ rñ v onlŭcrz dstndd n clozd agn ilasticli. A darc medl v blud hd formd itslf nir ɖ man’z hed on ɖ teṣletd flor. Ɖ manijr, alarmd bî ɖ gre palr v ɖ man’z fes, snt fr a p’līsmn.

Hiz colr wz unfasnd n hiz nectî undun. H opnd hiz îz fr an instnt, said n clozd ɖm agn. Wn v jntlṃn hu hd carid him upsterz hld a diñd silc hat in hiz hand. Ɖ manijr asct rpitidli dd nwn nǒ hu ɖ injrd man wz or ẃr hd hiz frendz gn. Ɖ dor v ɖ bar opnd n an imns cunsṭbl entrd. A crǎd ẃć hd foloud him dǎn ɖ lenwe c’lectd ǎtsd ɖ dor, struġlñ t lc in ʈru ɖ glas panlz.

Ɖ manijr at wns bgan t nret ẃt h ń. Ɖ cunsṭbl, a yuñ man wɖ ʈic imobîl fīćrz, lisnd. H muvd hiz hed slǒli t rît n left n fṛm ɖ manijr t ɖ prsn on ɖ flor, az f h fird t b ɖ victim v sm dluźn. Ɖen h drù of hiz gluv, pṛdyst a smōl bc fṛm hiz weist, lict ɖ led v hiz pensl n md redi t indît. H asct in a sspiśs pṛvinśl axnt:

“Hu z ɖ man? Ẃt’s hiz nem n adres?”

A yuñ man in a sîc̣lñsūt clird hiz we ʈru ɖ rñ v bîstandrz. H nelt dǎn promtli bsd ɖ injrd man n cōld fr wōtr. Ɖ cunsṭbl nelt dǎn olso t hlp. Ɖ yuñ man wośt ɖ blud fṛm ɖ injrd man’z mǎʈ n ɖen cōld fr sm brandi. Ɖ cunsṭbl rpitd ɖ ordr in an oʈorittiv vôs untl a kṛt cem runñ wɖ ɖ glas. Ɖ brandi wz forst dǎn ɖ man’z ʈrot. In a fy secndz h opnd hiz îz n lct abt him. H lct at ɖ srcl v fesz n ɖen, unḍstandñ, strouv t rîz t hiz fīt.

“Y’r ol rît nǎ?” asct ɖ yuñ man in ɖ sîc̣lñsūt.

“Śa, ’z nʈñ,” sd ɖ injrd man, trayñ t stand p.

H wz hlpt t hiz fīt. Ɖ manijr sd smʈñ abt a hospitl n sm v ɖ bîstandrz gev advîs. Ɖ batrd silc hat wz plest on ɖ man’z hed. Ɖ cunsṭbl asct:

“Ẃr d y liv?”

Ɖ man, wɖt anṣrñ, bgan t twrl ɖ endz v hiz mstaś. H md lît v hiz axidnt. It wz nʈñ, h sd: onli a litl axidnt. H spouc vri ʈicli.

“Ẃr d y liv?” rpitd ɖ cunsṭbl.

Ɖ man sd ɖe wr t gt a cab fr him. Ẃl ɖ pônt wz biyñ dbetd a tōl ajîl jntlmn v fer cmplex́n, wẹrñ a loñ yelo Ulstr, cem fṛm ɖ far end v ɖ bar. Siyñ ɖ specṭcl, h cōld ǎt:

“Hlo, Tom, old man! Ẃt’s ɖ trubl?”

“Śa, ’z nʈñ,” sd ɖ man.

Ɖ ny-cmr sveid ɖ dploṛbl figr bfr him n ɖen trnd t ɖ cunsṭbl, seyñ:

“It’s ol rît, cunsṭbl. I’l si him hom.”

Ɖ cunsṭbl tućt hiz helmit n ansrd:

“Ol rît, Mr. Pǎr!”

“Cm nǎ, Tom,” sd Mr. Pǎr, tecñ hiz frend bî ɖ arm. “No bonz brocn. Ẃt? Cn y wōc?”

Ɖ yuñ man in ɖ sîc̣lñsūt tc ɖ man bî ɖ uɖr arm n ɖ crǎd dvîdd.

“Hǎ dd y gt yrslf intu ɖs mes?” asct Mr. Pǎr.

“Ɖ jntlmn fél dǎn ɖ sterz,” sd ɖ yuñ man.

“I’ ’eri ’uć o’lîjd t y, sr,” sd ɖ injrd man.

“Nt at ol.”

“’ant w hv a litl…?”

“Nt nǎ. Nt nǎ.”

Ɖ ʈri men left ɖ bar n ɖ crǎd siftd ʈru ɖ dorz intu ɖ lenwe. Ɖ manijr bròt ɖ cunsṭbl t ɖ sterz t inspct ɖ sīn v ɖ axidnt. Ɖe agrìd ɖt ɖ jntlmn mst hv míst hiz ftñ. Ɖ custmrz rtrnd t ɖ cǎntr n a kṛt set abt rmuvñ ɖ tresz v blud fṛm ɖ flor.

Ẃn ɖe cem ǎt intu Graftn Strīt, Mr. Pǎr ẃisld fr an ǎtsîdr. Ɖ injrd man sd agn az wel az h cd:

“I’ ’eri ’uć o’lîjd t y, sr. I hop w’l ’īt agn. ’î ne’ z Crnn.”

Ɖ śoc n ɖ insipịnt pen hd partli sobrd him.

“D’nt mnśn it,” sd ɖ yuñ man.

Ɖe śc handz. Mr. Crnn wz hôstd on t ɖ car n, ẃl Mr. Pǎr wz gvñ d’rex́nz t ɖ carman, h xprest hiz grattyd t ɖ yuñ man n rgretd ɖt ɖe cd nt hv a litl drinc tgɖr.

“Anɖr tîm,” sd ɖ yuñ man.

Ɖ car drouv of twdz Wstṃḷnd Strīt. Az it pást Baḷst Ofis ɖ cloc śoud haf-past nîn. A cīn īst wind hit ɖm, blowñ fṛm ɖ mǎʈ v ɖ rivr. Mr. Crnn wz hudld tgɖr wɖ cold. Hiz frend asct him t tel hǎ ɖ axidnt hd hapnd.

“I ’a’nt, ’an,” h ansrd, “’î ’uñ z hrt.”


Ɖ uɖr līnd ovr ɖ wel v ɖ car n pīrd intu Mr. Crnn’z mǎʈ bt h cd nt si. H struc a mać n, ślṭrñ it in ɖ śel v hiz handz, pīrd agn intu ɖ mǎʈ ẃć Mr. Crnn opnd obījntli. Ɖ sweyñ muvmnt v ɖ car bròt ɖ mać t n fṛm ɖ opnd mǎʈ. Ɖ lowr tīʈ n gumz wr cuvrd wɖ clotd blud n a mînyt pìs v ɖ tuñ sīmd t hv bn bitn of. Ɖ mać wz bloun ǎt.

“Ɖt’s ugli,” sd Mr. Pǎr.

“Śa, ’z nʈñ,” sd Mr. Crnn, clozñ hiz mǎʈ n pŭlñ ɖ colr v hiz filʈi cot acrs hiz nec.

Mr. Crnn wz a cmrśl travlr v ɖ old scūl ẃć b’livd in ɖ digṇti v its cōlñ. H hd nvr bn sìn in ɖ siti wɖt a silc hat v sm dīsnsi n a per v geitrz. Bî gres v ɖz tū articlz v cloɖñ, h sd, a man cd olwz pas mustr. H carid on ɖ tṛdiśn v hiz Npołn, ɖ gret Blacẃît, huz meṃri h ivoct at tîmz bî lejnd n miṃcri. Modn biznismeʈ̇dz hd sperd him onli so far az t alǎ him a litl ofis in Crou Strīt on ɖ windoblînd v ẃć wz ritn ɖ nem v hiz frm wɖ ɖ adres—Lundn, Ī.S. On ɖ mantlpìs v ɖs litl ofis a litl ledn btałn v canistrz wz drwn p n on ɖ tebl bfr ɖ windo std for or fîv ćîna bolz ẃć wr yẓ́li haf fl v a blac liqid. Fṛm ɖz bolz Mr. Crnn testd ti. H tc a mǎʈfl, drù it p, sać̣retd hiz palit wɖ it n ɖen spat it fʈ intu ɖ greit. Ɖen h pōzd t juj.

Mr. Pǎr, a mć yungr man, wz imploid in ɖ Royl Îriś Cnstabyḷri Ofis in Dublin Casl. Ɖ arc v hiz sośl rîz inṭsctd ɖ arc v hiz frend’z dclîn, bt Mr. Crnn’z dclîn wz mitgetd bî ɖ fact ɖt srtn v ɖoz frendz hu hd noun him at hiz hîist pônt v s’xes stl istimd him az a caṛctr. Mr. Pǎr wz wn v ɖz frendz. Hiz inixplicbl déts wr a bîwrd in hiz srcl; h wz a deḅner yuñ man.

Ɖ car hōltd bfr a smōl hǎs on ɖ Glasnevin rod n Mr. Crnn wz hlpt intu ɖ hǎs. Hiz wîf pt him t bed ẃl Mr. Pǎr sat dǎnsterz in ɖ cićn ascñ ɖ ćildṛn ẃr ɖe wnt t scūl n ẃt bc ɖe wr in. Ɖ ćildṛn—tū grlz n a bô, conśs v ɖer faɖr’z hlplisnis n v ɖer muɖr’z absns, bgan sm horsple wɖ him. H wz s’prîzd at ɖer manrz n at ɖer axnts, n hiz brǎ grù ʈtfl. Aftr a ẃl Msz Crnn entrd ɖ cićn, xclemñ:

“Sć a sît! Ǒ, h’l d fr himslf wn de n ɖt’s ɖ holi olz v it. H’z bn drincñ sins Frîde.”

Mr. Pǎr wz cerfl t xplen t hr ɖt h wz nt rsponsbl, ɖt h hd cm on ɖ sīn bî ɖ mirist axidnt. Msz Crnn, rmemḅrñ Mr. Pǎr’z gd of̣sz jrñ dmestic qoṛlz, az wel az mni smōl, bt oṗtyn lounz, sd:

“Ǒ, y nīd’nt tel m ɖt, Mr. Pǎr. I nǒ y’r a frend v hiz, nt lîc sm v ɖ uɖrz h dz b wɖ. Ɖ’r ol rît so loñ az h hz muni in hiz pocit t cīp him ǎt fṛm hiz wîf n faṃli. Nîs frendz! Hu wz h wɖ tnît, I’d lîc t nǒ?”

Mr. Pǎr śc hiz hed bt sd nʈñ.

“I’m so sori,” ś cntinyd, “ɖt I’v nʈñ in ɖ hǎs t ofr y. Bt f y wêt a minit I’l snd rnd t Foġti’z at ɖ cornr.”

Mr. Pǎr std p.

“W wr wêtñ fr him t cm hom wɖ ɖ muni. H nvr sīmz t ʈnc h hz a hom at ol.”

“Ǒ, nǎ, Msz Crnn,” sd Mr. Pǎr, “w’l mc him trn ovr a ny līf. I’l tōc t Martin. H’z ɖ man. W’l cm hir wn v ɖz nîts n tōc it ovr.”

Ś sw him t ɖ dor. Ɖ carman wz stampñ p n dǎn ɖ ftpaʈ, n swññ hiz armz t worm himslf.

“It’s vri cînd v y t brñ him hom,” ś sd.

“Nt at ol,” sd Mr. Pǎr.

H got p on ɖ car. Az it drouv of h rezd hiz hat t hr gêli.

“W’l mc a ny man v him,” h sd. “Gdnît, Msz Crnn.”

Msz Crnn’z puzld îz woćt ɖ car tl it wz ǎt v sît. Ɖen ś wɖdru ɖm, wnt intu ɖ hǎs n emtid hr huzbnd’z pocits.

Ś wz an activ, practicl wmn v midl ej. Nt loñ bfr ś hd seḷbretd hr silvr wedñ n rnyd hr intiṃsi wɖ hr huzbnd bî wōltsñ wɖ him t Mr. Pǎr’z acumṗnimnt. In hr dez v cortśp Mr. Crnn hd sīmd t hr a nt ungaḷnt figr: n ś stl hurid t ɖ ćapldor ẃnvr a wedñ wz rportd n, siyñ ɖ brîdl per, rcōld wɖ vivid pleźr hǎ ś hd pást ǎt v ɖ Star v ɖ Sì Ćrć in Sandimǎnt, līnñ on ɖ arm v a jovịl wel-féd man, hu wz drest smartli in a froc̦ot n lavndr trǎzrz n carid a silc hat gresf̣li baḷnst upn hiz uɖr arm. Aftr ʈri wīcs ś hd faund a wîf’s lîf rcsm n, lêtr on, ẃn ś wz bginñ t fînd it unbeṛbl, ś hd bcm a muɖr. Ɖ part v muɖr prizntd t hr no insūpṛbl dificltiz n fr twenti-fîv yirz ś hd cept hǎs śrūdli fr hr huzbnd. Hr tū eldist sunz wr lōnćt. Wn wz in a drepr’z śop in Glazgo n ɖ uɖr wz clarc t a tīmrćnt in Belfast. Ɖe wr gd sunz, rout reğlrli n smtmz snt hom muni. Ɖ uɖr ćildṛn wr stl at scūl.

Mr. Crnn snt a letr t hiz ofis nxt de n rmend in bed. Ś md bīf ti fr him n scoldd him rǎndli. Ś axptd hiz frīqnt intmpṛns az part v ɖ clîṃt, hīld him dytifli ẃnvr h wz sic n olwz traid t mc him īt a brecfst. Ɖr wr wrs huzbndz. H hd nvr bn vayḷnt sins ɖ bôz hd groun p n ś ń ɖt h wd wōc t ɖ end v Toṃs Strīt n bac agn t bc īvn a smōl ordr.

Tū nîts aftr, hiz frendz cem t si him. Ś bròt ɖm p t hiz bedrūm, ɖ er v ẃć wz impṛgnetd wɖ a prsnl ǒdr, n gev ɖm ćerz at ɖ fîr. Mr. Crnn’z tuñ, ɖ oceźnl stññ pen v ẃć hd md him smẃt iritbl jrñ ɖ de, bcem mor p’lît. H sat propt p in ɖ bed bî piloz n ɖ litl culr in hiz pufi ćīcs md ɖm rzmbl worm sindrz. H apoḷjîzd t hiz gests fr ɖ dsordr v ɖ rūm, bt at ɖ sem tîm lct at ɖm a litl prǎdli, wɖ a vetṛn’z prîd.

H wz qt unconśs ɖt h wz ɖ victim v a plot ẃć hiz frendz, Mr. Cunñm, Mr. M’Cô n Mr. Pǎr hd dsclozd t Msz Crnn in ɖ parlr. Ɖ îdīa hd bn Mr. Pǎr’z bt its dveḷpmnt wz intrustd t Mr. Cunñm. Mr. Crnn cem v Protistnt stoc n, ɖo h hd bn cnvrtd t ɖ Caʈ̇lic feʈ at ɖ tîm v hiz marij, h hd nt bn in ɖ pel v ɖ Ćrć fr twenti yirz. H wz fond, morovr, v gvñ sîd-ʈrusts at Cʈoḷsizm.

Mr. Cunñm wz ɖ vri man fr sć a ces. H wz an eldr colīg v Mr. Pǎr. Hiz ǒn dmestic lîf wz nt vri hapi. Ppl hd gret simṗʈi wɖ him fr it wz noun ɖt h hd marid an unprizntbl wmn hu wz an inkṛbl drunc̣d. H hd set p hǎs fr hr six tîmz; n ć tîm ś hd pònd ɖ frnićr on him.

Evrwn hd rspct fr pur Martin Cunñm. H wz a ʈuṛli snṣbl man, influenśl n intelijnt. Hiz bled v hymn nolij, naćṛl astytnis ptikḷrîzd bî loñ asośieśn wɖ cesz in ɖ p’līscorts, hd bn tmprd bî brīf imrśnz in ɖ wōtrz v jenṛl f’loṣfi. H wz wel-informd. Hiz frendz baud t hiz opińnz n cnsidrd ɖt hiz fes wz lîc Śecspir’z.

Ẃn ɖ plot hd bn dsclozd t hr, Msz Crnn hd sd:

“I līv it ol in yr handz, Mr. Cunñm.”

Aftr a qortr v a snćri v marid lîf, ś hd vri fy iluźnz left. Rlijn fr hr wz a habit n ś sspctd ɖt a man v hr huzbnd’z ej wd nt ćenj gretli bfr deʈ. Ś wz tmtd t si a krịs aproprịtnis in hiz axidnt n, bt ɖt ś dd nt wś t sīm bludi-mîndd, ś wd hv tld ɖ jntlṃn ɖt Mr. Crnn’z tuñ wd nt sufr bî biyñ śortnd. Hvr, Mr. Cunñm wz a ceṗbl man; n rlijn wz rlijn. Ɖ scīm mt d gd n, at līst, it cd d no harm. Hr b’lifs wr nt xtraṿgnt. Ś b’livd steḍli in ɖ Secrid Hart az ɖ most jenṛli ysfl v ol Caʈ̇lic dvośnz n apruvd v ɖ sacṛmnts. Hr feʈ wz baundd bî hr cićn bt, f ś wz pt t it, ś cd b’liv olso in ɖ banśī n in ɖ Holi Gost.

Ɖ jntlṃn bgan t tōc v ɖ axidnt. Mr. Cunñm sd ɖt h hd wns noun a similr ces. A man v sevnti hd bitn of a pìs v hiz tuñ jrñ an epileptic fit n ɖ tuñ hd fild in agn so ɖt nwn cd si a tres v ɖ bît.

“Wel, I’m nt sevnti,” sd ɖ inṿlid.

“God fbid,” sd Mr. Cunñm.

“It dz’nt pen y nǎ?” asct Mr. M’Cô.

Mr. M’Cô hd bn at wn tîm a tenr v sm repyteśn. Hiz wîf, hu hd bn a s’prāno, stl tòt yuñ ćildṛn t ple ɖ piano at lo trmz. Hiz lîn v lîf hd nt bn ɖ śortist distns btwn tū pônts n fr śort pirịdz h hd bn drivn t liv bî hiz wits. H hd bn a clarc in ɖ Midḷnd Relwe, a canvsr fr advrtismnts fr Ɖ Îriś Tîmz n fr Ɖ Frīmn’z Jrnl, a tǎntravlr fr a colfrm on cmiśn, a prîṿt inqîri-ejnt, a clarc in ɖ ofis v ɖ Sub-Śerif n h hd rīsntli bcm secṛtri t ɖ Siti Coṛnr. Hiz ny ofis md him pṛfeśṇli inṭrestd in Mr. Crnn’z ces.

“Pen? Nt mć,” ansrd Mr. Crnn. “Bt it’s so sic̣nñ. I fīl az f I wontd t réć of.”

“Ɖt’s ɖ būz,” sd Mr. Cunñm frmli.

“No,” sd Mr. Crnn. “I ʈnc I còt a cold on ɖ car. Ɖr’z smʈñ cīps cmñ intu mî ʈrot, flém or——”

“Ḿc̣s,” sd Mr. M’Cô.

“It cīps cmñ lîc fṛm dǎn in mî ʈrot; sic̣nñ ʈñ.”

“Yes, yes,” sd Mr. M’Cô, “ɖt’s ɖ ʈorax.”

H lct at Mr. Cunñm n Mr. Pǎr at ɖ sem tîm wɖ an er v ćalinj. Mr. Cunñm nodd hiz hed rapidli n Mr. Pǎr sd:

“Ā, wel, ol’z wel ɖt endz wel.”

“I’m vri mć oblîjd t y, old man,” sd ɖ inṿlid.

Mr. Pǎr wevd hiz hand.

“Ɖoz uɖr tū feloz I wz wɖ——”

“Hu wr y wɖ?” asct Mr. Cunñm.

“A ćap. I d’nt nǒ hiz nem. Dám it nǎ, ẃt’s hiz nem? Litl ćap wɖ sandi her…”

“N hu els?”


“Hm,” sd Mr. Cunñm.

Ẃn Mr. Cunñm md ɖt rmarc, ppl wr sîḷnt. It wz noun ɖt ɖ spīcr hd sīcrit sorsz v inf̣meśn. In ɖs ces ɖ moṇsiḷbl hd a moṛl intnśn. Mr. Harf̣d smtmz formd wn v a litl dtaćmnt ẃć left ɖ siti śortli aftr nūn on Súnde wɖ ɖ prṗs v arîvñ az sn az poṣbl at sm publichǎs on ɖ ǎtscrts v ɖ siti ẃr its membrz dyli qoḷfaid ɖmslvz az bona fide travlrz. Bt hiz felotravlrz hd nvr cnsntd t oṿlc hiz oṛjin. H hd bgun lîf az an obskr finansịr bî lendñ smōl sumz v muni t wrcṃn at yźurịs inṭrest. Lêtr on h hd bcm ɖ partnr v a vri fat śort jntlmn, Mr. Goldbrg, in ɖ Lifi Lounbanc. Ɖo h hd nvr imbrest mor ɖn ɖ Juiś eʈicl cod, hiz felo-Caʈ̇lics, ẃnvr ɖe hd smartd in prsn or bî proxi undr hiz xax́nz, spouc v him bitrli az an Îriś Ju n an ilitṛt n sw dvîn dis’pruvl v yẓ́ri md maṇfest ʈru ɖ prsn v hiz idịtsun. At uɖr tîmz ɖe rmembrd hiz gd pônts.

“I wundr ẃr dd h g t,” sd Mr. Crnn.

H wśt ɖ dītelz v ɖ insidnt t rmen veg. H wśt hiz frendz t ʈnc ɖr hd bn sm mstec, ɖt Mr. Harf̣d n h hd míst ć uɖr. Hiz frendz, hu ń qt wel Mr. Harf̣d’z manrz in drincñ, wr sîḷnt. Mr. Pǎr sd agn:

“Ol’z wel ɖt endz wel.”

Mr. Crnn ćenjd ɖ subjict at wns.

“Ɖt wz a dīsnt yuñ ćap, ɖt medicl felo,” h sd. “Onli fr him——”

“Ǒ, onli fr him,” sd Mr. Pǎr, “it mt hv bn a ces v sevn dez, wɖt ɖ opśn v a fîn.”

“Yes, yes,” sd Mr. Crnn, trayñ t rmembr. “I rmembr nǎ ɖr wz a p’līsmn. Dīsnt yuñ felo, h sīmd. Hǎ dd it hapn at ol?”

“It hapnd ɖt y wr p’luɖrd, Tom,” sd Mr. Cunñm grevli.

“Tru bil,” sd Mr. Crnn, īqli grevli.

“I s’poz y sqerd ɖ cunsṭbl, Jac,” sd Mr. M’Cô.

Mr. Pǎr dd nt reliś ɖ ys v hiz Crisćn nem. H wz nt stret-lêst, bt h cd nt fget ɖt Mr. M’Cô hd rīsntli md a crūsed in srć v vlīzz n portmantoz t inebl Msz M’Cô t flfil imajinri ingejmnts in ɖ cuntri. Mor ɖn h rzntd ɖ fact ɖt h hd bn vicṭmîzd h rzntd sć lo pleyñ v ɖ gem. H ansrd ɖ qsćn, ɖrfr, az f Mr. Crnn hd asct it.

Ɖ naṛtiv md Mr. Crnn indignnt. H wz cīnli conśs v hiz sitiznśp, wśt t liv wɖ hiz siti on trmz ḿć̣li onṛbl n rzntd eni afrunt pt upn him bî ɖoz hūm h cōld cuntribumcinz.

“Z ɖs ẃt w pe rets fr?” h asct. “T fīd n cloɖ ɖz ignṛnt bostumz … n ɖ’r nʈñ els.”

Mr. Cunñm laft. H wz a Casl ofiśl onli jrñ ofis-aurz.

“Hǎ cd ɖe b enʈñ els, Tom?” h sd.

H asymd a ʈic pṛvinśl axnt n sd in a ton v cmand:

“65, cać yr cabij!”

Evrwn laft. Mr. M’Cô, hu wontd t entr ɖ convseśn bî eni dor, pritndd ɖt h hd nvr hŕd ɖ stori. Mr. Cunñm sd:

“It z s’pozd—ɖe se, y nǒ—t tec ples in ɖ depo ẃr ɖe gt ɖz ʈunḍrñ big cuntrifeloz, oṃdōnz, y nǒ, t dril. Ɖ sarjnt mcs ɖm stand in a ro agnst ɖ wōl n hold p ɖer plets.”

H iḷstretd ɖ stori bî gṛtesc jsćrz.

“At dinr, y nǒ. Ɖen h hz a bludi big bol v cabij bfr him on ɖ tebl n a bludi big spūn lîc a śuvl. H tecs p a wod v cabij on ɖ spūn n pegz it acrs ɖ rūm n ɖ pur devlz hv t trî n cać it on ɖer plets: 65, cać yr cabij.”

Evrwn laft agn: bt Mr. Crnn wz smẃt indignnt stl. H tōct v raitñ a letr t ɖ peprz.

“Ɖz yāhuz cmñ p hir,” h sd, “ʈnc ɖe cn bos ɖ ppl. I nīd’nt tel y, Martin, ẃt cnd v men ɖe r.”

Mr. Cunñm gev a qoḷfaid asnt.

“It’s lîc evrʈñ els in ɖs wrld,” h sd. “Y gt sm bad wnz n y gt sm gd wnz.”

“Ǒ yes, y gt sm gd wnz, I admit,” sd Mr. Crnn, saṭsfaid.

“It’s betr t hv nʈñ t se t ɖm,” sd Mr. M’Cô. “Ɖt’s mî opińn!”

Msz Crnn entrd ɖ rūm n, plesñ a tre on ɖ tebl, sd:

“Hlp yrslvz, jntlṃn.”

Mr. Pǎr std p t ofiśiet, of̣rñ hr hiz ćer. Ś dclînd it, seyñ ś wz aynñ dǎnsterz, n, aftr hvñ xćenjd a nod wɖ Mr. Cunñm bhnd Mr. Pǎr’z bac, priperd t līv ɖ rūm. Hr huzbnd cōld ǎt t hr:

“N hv y nʈñ fr m, duci?”

“Ǒ, y! Ɖ bac v mî hand t y!” sd Msz Crnn tartli.

Hr huzbnd cōld aftr hr:

“Nʈñ fr pur litl hubi!”

H asymd sć a comicl fes n vôs ɖt ɖ distṛbyśn v ɖ botlz v stǎt tc ples amd jenṛl merimnt.

Ɖ jntlṃn dranc fṛm ɖer glasz, set ɖ glasz agn on ɖ tebl n pōzd. Ɖen Mr. Cunñm trnd twdz Mr. Pǎr n sd caẓ́li:

“On Ʈrzde nît, y sd, Jac.”

“Ʈrzde, yes,” sd Mr. Pǎr.

“Rîto!” sd Mr. Cunñm promtli.

“W cn mīt in M’Ōli’z,” sd Mr. M’Cô. “Ɖt’l b ɖ most cnvińnt ples.”

“Bt w ms’nt b lêt,” sd Mr. Pǎr rṇstli, “bcz it z śr t b cramd t ɖ dorz.”

“W cn mīt at haf-sevn,” sd Mr. M’Cô.

“Rîto!” sd Mr. Cunñm.

“Haf-sevn at M’Ōli’z b it!”

Ɖr wz a śort sîḷns. Mr. Crnn wêtd t si ẃɖr h wd b tecn intu hiz frendz’ confidns. Ɖen h asct:

“Ẃt’s in ɖ wind?”

“Ǒ, it’s nʈñ,” sd Mr. Cunñm. “It’s onli a litl matr ɖt w’r arenjñ abt fr Ʈrzde.”

“Ɖ oṗra, z it?” sd Mr. Crnn.

“No, no,” sd Mr. Cunñm in an ivesiv ton, “it’s jst a litl … spirićl matr.”

“Ǒ,” sd Mr. Crnn.

Ɖr wz sîḷns agn. Ɖen Mr. Pǎr sd, pônt blanc:

“T tel y ɖ truʈ, Tom, w’r gwñ t mc a rtrit.”

“Yes, ɖt’s it,” sd Mr. Cunñm, “Jac n I n M’Cô hir—w’r ol gwñ t woś ɖ pot.”

H utrd ɖ meṭfr wɖ a srtn homli eṇji n, incurijd bî hiz ǒn vôs, pṛsidd:

“Y si, w me az wel ol admit w’r a nîs c’lex́n v scǎndṛlz, wn n ol. I se, wn n ol,” h add wɖ gruf ćaṛti n trnñ t Mr. Pǎr. “Ǒn p nǎ!”

“I ǒn p,” sd Mr. Pǎr.

“N I ǒn p,” sd Mr. M’Cô.

“So w’r gwñ t woś ɖ pot tgɖr,” sd Mr. Cunñm.

A ʈt sīmd t strîc him. H trnd sudnli t ɖ inṿlid n sd:

“D’yi nǒ ẃt, Tom, hz jst ocŕd t m? Y mt jôn in n w’d hv a for-handd rīl.”

“Gd îdīa,” sd Mr. Pǎr. “Ɖ for v s tgɖr.”

Mr. Crnn wz sîḷnt. Ɖ pṛpozl cnveid vri litl mīnñ t hiz mînd bt, unḍstandñ ɖt sm spirićl ejnsiz wr abt t cnsrn ɖmslvz on hiz bhaf, h ʈt h oud it t hiz digṇti t śo a stif nec. H tc no part in ɖ convseśn fr a loñ ẃl bt lisnd, wɖ an er v cām enṃti, ẃl hiz frendz dscust ɖ Jeźuits.

“I hv’nt sć a bad opińn v ɖ Jeźuits,” h sd, inṭvinñ at leñʈ. “Ɖ’r an edycetd ordr. I b’liv ɖe mīn wel tù.”

“Ɖ’r ɖ grandist ordr in ɖ Ćrć, Tom,” sd Mr. Cunñm, wɖ inʈyziazm. “Ɖ Jenṛl v ɖ Jeźuits standz nxt t ɖ Pǒp.”

“Ɖr’z no mstec abt it,” sd Mr. M’Cô, “f y wont a ʈñ wel dn n no flîz abt it y g t a Jeźuit. Ɖ’r ɖ bôoz hv inflụns. I’l tel y a ces in pônt…”

“Ɖ Jeźuits r a fîn bodi v men,” sd Mr. Pǎr.

“It’s a krịs ʈñ,” sd Mr. Cunñm, “abt ɖ Jeźuit Ordr. Evri uɖr ordr v ɖ Ćrć hd t b rformd at sm tîm or uɖr bt ɖ Jeźuit Ordr wz nvr wns rformd. It nvr fél awe.”

“Z ɖt so?” asct Mr. M’Cô.

“Ɖt’s a fact,” sd Mr. Cunñm. “Ɖt’s hisṭri.”

“Lc at ɖer ćrć, tù,” sd Mr. Pǎr. “Lc at ɖ congṛgeśn ɖe hv.”

“Ɖ Jeźuits cetr fr ɖ upr clasz,” sd Mr. M’Cô.

“V cors,” sd Mr. Pǎr.

“Yes,” sd Mr. Crnn. “Ɖt’s ẃ I hv a fīlñ fr ɖm. It’s sm v ɖoz seklr prīsts, ignṛnt, bumśs——”

“Ɖ’r ol gd men,” sd Mr. Cunñm, “ć in hiz ǒn we. Ɖ Îriś prīsthd z onrd ol ɖ wrld ovr.”

“Ǒ yes,” sd Mr. Pǎr.

“Nt lîc sm v ɖ uɖr prīsthdz on ɖ continnt,” sd Mr. M’Cô, “unwrɖi v ɖ nem.”

“Phps y’r rît,” sd Mr. Crnn, rlentñ.

“V cors I’m rît,” sd Mr. Cunñm. “I hv’nt bn in ɖ wrld ol ɖs tîm n sìn most sîdz v it wɖt biyñ a juj v caṛctr.”

Ɖ jntlṃn dranc agn, wn folowñ anɖr’z xampl. Mr. Crnn sīmd t b weyñ smʈñ in hiz mînd. H wz imprest. H hd a hî opińn v Mr. Cunñm az a juj v caṛctr n az a rīdr v fesz. H asct fr ptiklrz.

“Ǒ, it’s jst a rtrit, y nǒ,” sd Mr. Cunñm. “Faɖr Prdn z gvñ it. It’s fr biznisṃn, y nǒ.”

“H w’nt b tù hard on s, Tom,” sd Mr. Pǎr pswesivli.

“Faɖr Prdn? Faɖr Prdn?” sd ɖ inṿlid.

“Ǒ, y mst nǒ him, Tom,” sd Mr. Cunñm stǎtli. “Fîn joli felo! H’z a man v ɖ wrld lîc ǎrslvz.”

“Ā, … yes. I ʈnc I nǒ him. Rɖr red fes; tōl.”

“Ɖt’s ɖ man.”

“N tel m, Martin… Z h a gd prīćr?”

“Muno… It’s nt xacli a srmn, y nǒ. It’s jst cnd v a frendli tōc, y nǒ, in a comn-sns we.”

Mr. Crnn dliḅretd. Mr. M’Cô sd:

“Faɖr Tom Brc, ɖt wz ɖ bô!”

“Ǒ, Faɖr Tom Brc,” sd Mr. Cunñm, “ɖt wz a born oṛtr. Dd y evr hír him, Tom?”

“Dd I evr hír him!” sd ɖ inṿlid, netld. “Rɖr! I hŕd him…”

“N yt ɖe se h wz’nt mć v a ʈịlojn,” sd Mr. Cunñm.

“Z ɖt so?” sd Mr. M’Cô.

“Ǒ, v cors, nʈñ roñ, y nǒ. Onli smtmz, ɖe se, h dd’nt prīć ẃt wz qt orʈ̇dox.”

“Ā! … h wz a splendid man,” sd Mr. M’Cô.

“I hŕd him wns,” Mr. Crnn cntinyd. “I fget ɖ subjict v hiz discors nǎ. Croftn n I wr in ɖ bac v ɖ … pit, y nǒ … ɖ——”

“Ɖ bodi,” sd Mr. Cunñm.

“Yes, in ɖ bac nir ɖ dor. I fget nǎ ẃt… Ǒ yes, it wz on ɖ Pǒp, ɖ lêt Pǒp. I rmembr it wel. Upn mî wrd it wz mgnifisnt, ɖ stîl v ɖ oṛtri. N hiz vôs! God! hd’nt h a vôs! Ɖ Priznr v ɖ Vaticn, h cōld him. I rmembr Croftn seyñ t m ẃn w cem ǎt——”

“Bt h’z an Orinjmn, Croftn, z’nt h?” sd Mr. Pǎr.

“‘Cors h z,” sd Mr. Crnn, “n a dámd dīsnt Orinjmn tù. W wnt intu Butlr’z in Mōr Strīt—feʈ, I wz jenyinli muvd, tel y ɖ God’z truʈ—n I rmembr wel hiz vri wrdz. Crnn, h sd, w wrśp at difṛnt ōltrz, h sd, bt ǎr b’lif z ɖ sem. Struc m az vri wel pt.”

“Ɖr’z a gd dīl in ɖt,” sd Mr. Pǎr. “Ɖr yst olwz t b crǎdz v Protistnts in ɖ ćapl ẃr Faɖr Tom wz prīćñ.”

“Ɖr’z nt mć difṛns btwn s,” sd Mr. M’Cô.

“W bʈ b’liv in——”

H heztetd fr a momnt.

“… in ɖ Rdimr. Onli ɖe d’nt b’liv in ɖ Pǒp n in ɖ muɖr v God.”

“Bt, v cors,” sd Mr. Cunñm qaytli n ifctivli, “ǎr rlijn z ɖ rlijn, ɖ old, orijinl feʈ.”

“Nt a dǎt v it,” sd Mr. Crnn wormli.

Msz Crnn cem t ɖ dor v ɖ bedrūm n anǎnst:

“Hir’z a vizitr fr y!”

“Hu z it?”

“Mr. Foġti.”

“Ǒ, cm in! cm in!”

A pel ovl fes cem fwd intu ɖ lît. Ɖ arć v its fer trelñ mstaś wz rpitd in ɖ fer îbrǎz lūpt abv plezntli astoniśt îz. Mr. Foġti wz a modist grosr. H hd feld in biznis in a lîsnst hǎs in ɖ siti bcz hiz fnanśl cndiśn hd cnstrend him t tî himslf t secnd-clas dstilrz n bruwrz. H hd opnd a smōl śop on Glasnevin Rod ẃr, h flatrd himslf, hiz manrz wd ingreśiet him wɖ ɖ hǎswîvz v ɖ district. H bòr himslf wɖ a srtn gres, compḷmntd litl ćildṛn n spouc wɖ a nīt inunsieśn. H wz nt wɖt culćr.

Mr. Foġti bròt a gift wɖ him, a haf-pînt v speśl ẃisci. H inqîrd p’lîtli fr Mr. Crnn, plest hiz gift on ɖ tebl n sat dǎn wɖ ɖ cumṗni on īql trmz. Mr. Crnn aprīśietd ɖ gift ol ɖ mor sins h wz awer ɖt ɖr wz a smōl acǎnt fr groṣriz unsetld btwn him n Mr. Foġti. H sd:

“I wd’nt dǎt y, old man. Opn ɖt, Jac, wl y?”

Mr. Pǎr agn ofiśietd. Glasz wr rinst n fîv smōl meźrz v ẃisci wr pord ǎt. Ɖs ny inflụns inlîvnd ɖ convseśn. Mr. Foġti, sitñ on a smōl eria v ɖ ćer, wz speṣ́li inṭrestd.

“Pǒp Lio XIII.,” sd Mr. Cunñm, “wz wn v ɖ lîts v ɖ ej. Hiz gret îdīa, y nǒ, wz ɖ yńn v ɖ Latin n Grīc Ćrćz. Ɖt wz ɖ em v hiz lîf.”

“I ofn hŕd h wz wn v ɖ most inṭlecćl men in Yṛp,” sd Mr. Pǎr. “I mīn, apart fṛm hiz biyñ Pǒp.”

“So h wz,” sd Mr. Cunñm, “f nt ɖ most so. Hiz moto, y nǒ, az Pǒp, wz Lux upn Lux—Lît upn Lît.”

“No, no,” sd Mr. Foġti īgrli. “I ʈnc y’r roñ ɖr. It wz Lux in Tenebris, I ʈnc—Lît in Darcnis.”

“Ǒ yes,” sd Mr. M’Cô, “Tenebrae.”

“Alǎ m,” sd Mr. Cunñm poztivli, “it wz Lux upn Lux. N Pius IX. hiz prīdisesr’z moto wz Crux upn Crux—ɖt z, Cros upn Cros—t śo ɖ difṛns btwn ɖer tū pontific̣ts.”

Ɖ infṛns wz alaud. Mr. Cunñm cntinyd.

“Pǒp Lio, y nǒ, wz a gret scolr n a powt.”

“H hd a stroñ fes,” sd Mr. Crnn.

“Yes,” sd Mr. Cunñm. “H rout Latin powtri.”

“Z ɖt so?” sd Mr. Foġti.

Mr. M’Cô testd hiz ẃisci cntntidli n śc hiz hed wɖ a dubl intnśn, seyñ:

“Ɖt’s no joc, I cn tel y.”

“W dd’nt lrn ɖt, Tom,” sd Mr. Pǎr, folowñ Mr. M’Cô’z xampl, “ẃn w wnt t ɖ peni-a-wīc scūl.”

“Ɖr wz mni a gd man wnt t ɖ peni-a-wīc scūl wɖ a sod v trf undr hiz oxtr,” sd Mr. Crnn sntnśsli. “Ɖ old sistm wz ɖ bst: plen onist edyceśn. Nn v yr modn trumṗri…”

“Qt rît,” sd Mr. Pǎr.

“No sūṗfluwtiz,” sd Mr. Foġti.

H inunsietd ɖ wrd n ɖen dranc grevli.

“I rmembr rīdñ,” sd Mr. Cunñm, “ɖt wn v Pǒp Lio’z powmz wz on ɖ invnśn v ɖ foṭgraf—in Latin, v cors.”

“On ɖ foṭgraf!” xclemd Mr. Crnn.

“Yes,” sd Mr. Cunñm.

H olso dranc fṛm hiz glas.

“Wel, y nǒ,” sd Mr. M’Cô, “z’nt ɖ foṭgraf wundrfl ẃn y cm t ʈnc v it?”

“Ǒ, v cors,” sd Mr. Pǎr, “gret mîndz cn si ʈñz.”

“Az ɖ powt sz: Gret mîndz r vri nir t madnis,” sd Mr. Foġti.

Mr. Crnn sīmd t b trubld in mînd. H md an ef̣t t rcōl ɖ Protistnt ʈioḷji on sm ʈorni pônts n in ɖ end adrest Mr. Cunñm.

“Tel m, Martin,” h sd. “Wr’nt sm v ɖ pǒps—v cors, nt ǎr preznt man, or hiz prīdisesr, bt sm v ɖ old pǒps—nt xacli … y nǒ … p t ɖ nocr?”

Ɖr wz a sîḷns. Mr. Cunñm sd:

“Ǒ, v cors, ɖr wr sm bad lots… Bt ɖ astoṇśñ ʈñ z ɖs. Nt wn v ɖm, nt ɖ bigist drunc̣d, nt ɖ most … ǎt-n-ǎt rufịn, nt wn v ɖm evr prīćt ex cathedra a wrd v fōls doctrin. Nǎ z’nt ɖt an astoṇśñ ʈñ?”

“Ɖt z,” sd Mr. Crnn.

“Yes, bcz ẃn ɖ Pǒp spīcs ex cathedra,” Mr. Foġti xplend, “h z infaḷbl.”

“Yes,” sd Mr. Cunñm.

“Ǒ, I nǒ abt ɖ infaḷbiḷti v ɖ Pǒp. I rmembr I wz yungr ɖen… Or wz it ɖt——?”

Mr. Foġti inṭruptd. H tc p ɖ botl n hlpt ɖ uɖrz t a litl mor. Mr. M’Cô, siyñ ɖt ɖr wz nt inuf t g rnd, plīdd ɖt h hd nt finiśt hiz frst meźr. Ɖ uɖrz axptd undr protest. Ɖ lît ḿzic v ẃisci fōlñ intu glasz md an agriybl inṭlud.

“Ẃt’s ɖt y wr seyñ, Tom?” asct Mr. M’Cô.

“Pepl infaḷbiḷti,” sd Mr. Cunñm, “ɖt wz ɖ gretist sīn in ɖ hol hisṭri v ɖ Ćrć.”

“Hǎ wz ɖt, Martin?” asct Mr. Pǎr.

Mr. Cunñm hld p tū ʈic fngrz.

“In ɖ secrid colij, y nǒ, v cardinlz n arćbiṣ́ps n biṣ́ps ɖr wr tū men hu hld ǎt agnst it ẃl ɖ uɖrz wr ol fr it. Ɖ hol conclev xpt ɖz tū wz ynaniṃs. No! Ɖe wd’nt hv it!”

“Ha!” sd Mr. M’Cô.

“N ɖe wr a Jrmn cardinl bî ɖ nem v Dolñ … or Dǎlñ … or——”

“Dǎlñ wz no Jrmn, n ɖt’s a śr fîv,” sd Mr. Pǎr, lafñ.

“Wel, ɖs gret Jrmn cardinl, ẃtvr hiz nem wz, wz wn; n ɖ uɖr wz Jon McHel.”

“Ẃt?” craid Mr. Crnn. “Z it Jon v Tuwm?”

“R y śr v ɖt nǎ?” asct Mr. Foġti dybịsli. “I ʈt it wz sm Itałn or Americn.”

“Jon v Tuwm,” rpitd Mr. Cunñm, “wz ɖ man.”

H dranc n ɖ uɖr jntlṃn foloud hiz līd. Ɖen h rzymd:

“Ɖr ɖe wr at it, ol ɖ cardinlz n biṣ́ps n arćbiṣ́ps fṛm ol ɖ endz v ɖ rʈ n ɖz tū fîtñ dog n devl untl at last ɖ Pǒp himslf std p n dclerd infaḷbiḷti a dogma v ɖ Ćrć ex cathedra. On ɖ vri momnt Jon McHel, hu hd bn argywñ n argywñ agnst it, std p n śǎtd ǎt wɖ ɖ vôs v a layn: ‘Credo!’”

I b’liv!” sd Mr. Foġti.

Credo!” sd Mr. Cunñm. “Ɖt śoud ɖ feʈ h hd. H sbmitd ɖ momnt ɖ Pǒp spouc.”

“N ẃt abt Dǎlñ?” asct Mr. M’Cô.

“Ɖ Jrmn cardinl wd’nt sbmit. H left ɖ ćrć.”

Mr. Cunñm’z wrdz hd bilt p ɖ vast imij v ɖ ćrć in ɖ mîndz v hiz hírrz. Hiz dīp rōc̣s vôs hd ʈrild ɖm az it utrd ɖ wrd v b’lif n sbmiśn. Ẃn Msz Crnn cem intu ɖ rūm drayñ hr handz ś cem intu a soḷm cumṗni. Ś dd nt dstrb ɖ sîḷns, bt līnd ovr ɖ rel at ɖ ft v ɖ bed.

“I wns sw Jon McHel,” sd Mr. Crnn, “n I’l nvr fget it az loñ az I liv.”

H trnd twdz hiz wîf t b cnfrmd.

“I ofn tld y ɖt?”

Msz Crnn nodd.

“It wz at ɖ unveilñ v Sr Jon Gre’z staću. Edṃnd Dwîr Gre wz spīcñ, blaɖ̇rñ awe, n hir wz ɖs old felo, crabd-lcñ old ćap, lcñ at him fṛm undr hiz bŭśi îbrǎz.”

Mr. Crnn nitd hiz brǎz n, lowrñ hiz hed lîc an angri bl, glerd at hiz wîf.

“God!” h xclemd, rzymñ hiz naćṛl fes, “I nvr sw sć an î in a man’z hed. It wz az mć az t se: I hv y proprli tept, mî lad. H hd an î lîc a hōc.”

“Nn v ɖ Grez wz eni gd,” sd Mr. Pǎr.

Ɖr wz a pōz agn. Mr. Pǎr trnd t Msz Crnn n sd wɖ abrupt joviaḷti:

“Wel, Msz Crnn, w’r gwñ t mc yr man hir a gd holi pays n God-firñ Romn Caʈ̇lic.”

H swept hiz arm rnd ɖ cumṗni inclūsivli.

“W’r ol gwñ t mc a rtrit tgɖr n cnfes ǎr sinz—n God nz w wont it badli.”

“I d’nt mînd,” sd Mr. Crnn, smîlñ a litl nrṿsli.

Msz Crnn ʈt it wd b wîzr t cnsil hr saṭsfax́n. So ś sd:

“I piti ɖ pur prīst ɖt hz t lisn t yr têl.”

Mr. Crnn’z xpreśn ćenjd.

“F h dz’nt lîc it,” h sd bluntli, “h cn … d ɖ uɖr ʈñ. I’l jst tel him mî litl têl v wo. I’m nt sć a bad felo——”

Mr. Cunñm inṭvind promtli.

“W’l ol rnǎns ɖ devl,” h sd, “tgɖr, nt fgetñ hiz wrcs n pomps.”

“Gt bhnd m, Setn!” sd Mr. Foġti, lafñ n lcñ at ɖ uɖrz.

Mr. Pǎr sd nʈñ. H flt cmplitli ǎt-genṛld. Bt a plizd xpreśn flicrd acrs hiz fes.

“Ol w hv t d,” sd Mr. Cunñm, “z t stand p wɖ lîtd candlz in ǎr handz n rny ǎr baptizml vǎz.”

“Ǒ, d’nt fget ɖ candl, Tom,” sd Mr. M’Cô, “ẃtvr y d.”

“Ẃt?” sd Mr. Crnn. “Mst I hv a candl?”

“Ǒ yes,” sd Mr. Cunñm.

“No, dám it ol,” sd Mr. Crnn snṣbli, “I drw ɖ lîn ɖr. I’l d ɖ job rît inuf. I’l d ɖ rtritbiznis n cnfeśn, n … ol ɖt biznis. Bt … no candlz! No, dám it ol, I bar ɖ candlz!”

H śc hiz hed wɖ farsicl graṿti.

“Lisn t ɖt!” sd hiz wîf.

“I bar ɖ candlz,” sd Mr. Crnn, conśs v hvñ crietd an ifct on hiz ōdịns n cntinywñ t śec hiz hed t n fro. “I bar ɖ majic-lantn biznis.”

Evrwn laft harṭli.

“Ɖr’z a nîs Caʈ̇lic fr y!” sd hiz wîf.

“No candlz!” rpitd Mr. Crnn objṛtli. “Ɖt’s of!”

Ɖ transept v ɖ Jeźuit Ćrć in Gardinr Strīt wz olmst fl; n stl at evri momnt jntlṃn entrd fṛm ɖ sîd dor n, d’rectd bî ɖ le bruɖr, wōct on tipto alñ ɖ ailz untl ɖe faund sītñ acoṃdeśn. Ɖ jntlṃn wr ol wel drest n ordrli. Ɖ lît v ɖ lamps v ɖ ćrć fél upn an asmbli v blac cloɖz n ẃît coḷrz, rlivd hir n ɖr bî twīdz, on darc motld pilrz v grīn marbl n on l’gubrịs canvsz. Ɖ jntlṃn sat in ɖ bnćz, hvñ hićt ɖer trǎzrz slîtli abv ɖer niz n leid ɖer hats in s’kṛti. Ɖe sat wel bac n gezd forṃli at ɖ distnt spec v red lît ẃć wz sspndd bfr ɖ hî ōltr.

In wn v ɖ bnćz nir ɖ plpit sat Mr. Cunñm n Mr. Crnn. In ɖ bnć bhnd sat Mr. M’Cô alon: n in ɖ bnć bhnd him sat Mr. Pǎr n Mr. Foġti. Mr. M’Cô hd traid unṣxesf̣li t fînd a ples in ɖ bnć wɖ ɖ uɖrz n, ẃn ɖ parti hd setld dǎn in ɖ form v a qincunx, h hd traid unṣxesf̣li t mc comic rmarcs. Az ɖz hd nt bn wel rsivd h hd dzistd. Īvn h wz snṣbl v ɖ decṛs atṃsfir n īvn h bgan t rspond t ɖ rlijs stiḿḷs. In a ẃispr Mr. Cunñm drù Mr. Crnn’z atnśn t Mr. Harf̣d, ɖ munilendr, hu sat sm distns of, n t Mr. Fanñ, ɖ rejstreśn-ejnt n mẹr-mcr v ɖ siti, hu wz sitñ imīɉtli undr ɖ plpit bsd wn v ɖ nyli ilectd cǎnslrz v ɖ word. T ɖ rît sat old Mîcl Grîmz, ɖ ǒnr v ʈri pònbrocr’z śops, n Dan Hogn’z nefy, hu wz p fr ɖ job in ɖ Tǎnclarc’s ofis. Farɖr in frunt sat Mr. Hendric, ɖ ćīf rportr v Ɖ Frīmn’z Jrnl, n pur O’Caṛl, an old frend v Mr. Crnn’z, hu hd bn at wn tîm a cnsidṛbl cmrśl figr. Graɉli, az h rec̣gnîzd fmiłr fesz, Mr. Crnn bgan t fīl mor at hom. Hiz hat, ẃć hd bn rīhbiḷtetd bî hiz wîf, restd upn hiz niz. Wns or twîs h pld dǎn hiz cufs wɖ wn hand ẃl h hld ɖ brim v hiz hat lîtli, bt frmli, wɖ ɖ uɖr hand.

A pǎrfl-lcñ figr, ɖ upr part v ẃć wz drept wɖ a ẃît srplis, wz obzrvd t b struġlñ intu ɖ plpit. Simlteńsli ɖ congṛgeśn unsetld, pṛdyst hanc̣ćīfs n nelt upn ɖm wɖ cer. Mr. Crnn foloud ɖ jenṛl xampl. Ɖ prīst’s figr nǎ std uprît in ɖ plpit, tū-ʈrdz v its bulc, crǎnd bî a masiv red fes, apirñ abv ɖ baḷstred.

Faɖr Prdn nelt dǎn, trnd twdz ɖ red spec v lît n, cuṿrñ hiz fes wɖ hiz handz, preid. Aftr an inṭvl, h uncuvrd hiz fes n rouz. Ɖ congṛgeśn rouz olso n setld agn on its bnćz. Mr. Crnn rstord hiz hat t its orijinl pziśn on hiz ni n prizntd an atntiv fes t ɖ prīćr. Ɖ prīćr trnd bac ć wîd slīv v hiz srplis wɖ an ilabṛt larj jsćr n slǒli sveid ɖ are v fesz. Ɖen h sd:

“Fr ɖ ćildṛn v ɖs wrld r wîzr in ɖer jeṇreśn ɖn ɖ ćildṛn v lît. Ẃr-fr mc untu yrslvz frendz ǎt v ɖ mamn v iniqti so ɖt ẃn y dî ɖe me rsiv y intu eṿlastñ dwelñz.”

Faɖr Prdn dveḷpt ɖ txt wɖ reẓnnt aśuṛns. It wz wn v ɖ most dificlt txts in ol ɖ Scripćrz, h sd, t intrprit proprli. It wz a txt ẃć mt sīm t ɖ caźl obzrvr at verịns wɖ ɖ lofti mraḷti elsẃr prīćt bî Jīzs Crîst. Bt, h tld hiz hírrz, ɖ txt hd sīmd t him speṣ́li adaptd fr ɖ gîdns v ɖoz huz lot it wz t līd ɖ lîf v ɖ wrld n hu yt wśt t līd ɖt lîf nt in ɖ manr v wrldlñz. It wz a txt fr biznisṃn n pṛfeśnl men. Jīzs Crîst, wɖ Hiz dvîn unḍstandñ v evri crani v ǎr hymn nećr, unḍstd ɖt ol men wr nt cōld t ɖ rlijs lîf, ɖt bî far ɖ vast mjoṛti wr forst t liv in ɖ wrld n, t a srtn xtnt, fr ɖ wrld: n in ɖs sntns H dzînd t gv ɖm a wrd v cǎnsl, setñ bfr ɖm az xmpḷrz in ɖ rlijs lîf ɖoz vri wrśiprz v Mamn hu wr v ol men ɖ līst s’lisiṭs in matrz rlijs.

H tld hiz hírrz ɖt h wz ɖr ɖt īvnñ fr no teṛfayñ, no xtraṿgnt prṗs; bt az a man v ɖ wrld spīcñ t hiz felo-men. H cem t spīc t biznisṃn n h wd spīc t ɖm in a bizṇslîc we. F h mt yz ɖ meṭfr, h sd, h wz ɖer spirićl acǎntnt; n h wśt ć n evrwn v hiz hírrz t opn hiz bcs, ɖ bcs v hiz spirićl lîf, n si f ɖe talid akṛtli wɖ conśns.

Jīzs Crîst wz nt a hard tascmastr. H unḍstd ǎr litl felñz, unḍstd ɖ wìcnis v ǎr pur fōḷn nećr, unḍstd ɖ tmteśnz v ɖs lîf. W mt hv hd, w ol hd fṛm tîm t tîm, ǎr tmteśnz: w mt hv, w ol hd, ǎr felñz. Bt wn ʈñ onli, h sd, h wd asc v hiz hírrz. N ɖt wz: t b stret n manli wɖ God. F ɖer acǎnts talid in evri pônt t se:

“Wel, I hv veṛfaid mî acǎnts. I fînd ol wel.”

Bt f, az mt hapn, ɖr wr sm dscrepnsiz, t admit ɖ truʈ, t b franc n se lîc a man:

“Wel, I hv lct intu mî acǎnts. I fînd ɖs roñ n ɖs roñ. Bt, wɖ God’z gres, I wl recṭfî ɖs n ɖs. I wl set rît mî acǎnts.”

In Ñspel: A Mother, by James Joyce

(A transcription into Ñspel of the short story “A Mother” from Dubliners, by James Joyce)


Mr. Hoḷhn, asistnt secṛtri v ɖ E’ra Abu Ssayti, hd bn wōcñ p n dǎn Dublin fr nirli a munʈ, wɖ hiz handz n pocits fl v drti pìsz v pepr, arenjñ abt ɖ siriz v conṣts. H hd a gem leg n fr ɖs hiz frendz cōld him Hopi Hoḷhn. H wōct p n dǎn constntli, std bî ɖ aur at strītcornrs argywñ ɖ pônt n md nots; bt in ɖ end it wz Msz Cirni hu arenjd evrʈñ.

Mis Devlin hd bcm Msz Cirni ǎt v spît. Ś hd bn edycetd in a hî-clas convnt, ẃr ś hd lrnt Frenć n ḿzic. Az ś wz naćṛli pel n unbndñ in manr ś md fy frendz at scūl. Ẃn ś cem t ɖ ej v marij ś wz snt ǎt t mni hǎzz ẃr hr pleyñ n îṿri manrz wr mć admîrd. Ś sat amd ɖ ćili srcl v hr acumpliśmnts, wêtñ fr sm sūtr t brev it n ofr hr a briłnt lîf. Bt ɖ yuñ men hūm ś met wr ordnri n ś gev ɖm no incurijmnt, trayñ t consol hr r’mantic dzîrz bî ītñ a gret dīl v Trciś Dlît in sīcrit. Hvr, ẃn ś drù nir ɖ limit n hr frendz bgan t lūsn ɖer tuñz abt hr, ś sîḷnst ɖm bî mariyñ Mr. Cirni, hu wz a būt-mcr on Orṃnd Cì.

H wz mć oldr ɖn ś. Hiz convseśn, ẃć wz sirịs, tc ples at inṭvlz in hiz gret brǎn bird. Aftr ɖ frst yir v marid lîf, Msz Cirni psivd ɖt sć a man wd wer betr ɖn a r’mantic prsn, bt ś nvr pt hr ǒn r’mantic îdīaz awe. H wz sobr, ʈrifti n pays; h wnt t ɖ ōltr evri frst Frîde, smtmz wɖ hr, of̣nr bî himslf. Bt ś nvr wìcnd in hr rlijn n wz a gd wîf t him. At sm parti in a strenj hǎs ẃn ś liftd hr îbrǎ evr so slîtli h std p t tec hiz līv n, ẃn hiz cof trubld him, ś pt ɖ îdrdǎn qilt ovr hiz fīt n md a stroñ rum punć. Fr hiz part, h wz a modl faɖr. Bî peyñ a smōl sum evri wīc intu a ssayti, h inśurd fr bʈ hiz dōtrz a dǎri v wn hundṛd pǎndz ć ẃn ɖe cem t ɖ ej v twenti-for. H snt ɖ eldr dōtr, Caʈlīn, t a gd convnt, ẃr ś lrnt Frenć n ḿzic, n afṭwd peid hr fiz at ɖ Acaḍmi. Evri yir in ɖ munʈ v Jlî Msz Cirni faund oceźn t se t sm frend:

“Mî gd man z pacñ s of t Sceriz fr a fy wīcs.”

F it wz nt Sceriz it wz Hoʈ or Grêstonz.

Ẃn ɖ Îriś Rvîvl bgan t b aprīśbl Msz Cirni dtrmind t tec advantij v hr dōtr’z nem n bròt an Îriś tīćr t ɖ hǎs. Caʈlīn n hr sistr snt Îriś picćr-poscardz t ɖer frendz n ɖz frendz snt bac uɖr Îriś picćr-poscardz. On speśl Súndez, ẃn Mr. Cirni wnt wɖ hiz faṃli t ɖ pro-cʈīdṛl, a litl crǎd v ppl wd asmbl aftr mas at ɖ cornr v Cʈīdṛl Strīt. Ɖe wr ol frendz v ɖ Cirniz—ḿzicl frendz or Naśṇlist frendz; n, ẃn ɖe hd pleid evri litl cǎntr v gosip, ɖe śc handz wɖ wn anɖr ol tgɖr, lafñ at ɖ crosñ v so mni handz, n sd gdbî t wn anɖr in Îriś. Sn ɖ nem v Mis Caʈlīn Cirni bgan t b hŕd ofn on ppl’z lips. Ppl sd ɖt ś wz vri clevr at ḿzic n a vri nîs grl n, morovr, ɖt ś wz a b’livr in ɖ lanḡj muvmnt. Msz Cirni wz wel cntnt at ɖs. Ɖrfr ś wz nt s’prîzd ẃn wn de Mr. Hoḷhn cem t hr n pṛpozd ɖt hr dōtr śd b ɖ acumṗnist at a siriz v for grand conṣts ẃć hiz Ssayti wz gwñ t gv in ɖ Enćnt Conṣtrūmz. Ś bròt him intu ɖ drw̃rūm, md him sit dǎn n bròt ǎt ɖ dcantr n ɖ silvr biscitbaṛl. Ś entrd hart n soul intu ɖ dītelz v ɖ enṭprîz, advîzd n dswedd; n fîṇli a contract wz drwn p bî ẃć Caʈlīn wz t rsiv et giniz fr hr srṿsz az acumṗnist at ɖ for grand conṣts.

Az Mr. Hoḷhn wz a novis in sć delic̣t matrz az ɖ wrdñ v bílz n ɖ dspozñ v îtmz fr a program, Msz Cirni hlpt him. Ś hd tact. Ś ń ẃt artīsts śd g intu capitlz n ẃt artīsts śd g intu smōl tîp. Ś ń ɖt ɖ frst tenr wd nt lîc t cm on aftr Mr. Mìd’z comic trn. T cīp ɖ ōdịns cntińli dvrtd ś slipt ɖ dǎtfl îtmz in btwn ɖ old feṿrits. Mr. Hoḷhn cōld t si hr evri de t hv hr advîs on sm pônt. Ś wz inverịbli frendli n advîzñ—homli, in fact. Ś pśt ɖ dcantr twdz him, seyñ:

“Nǎ, hlp yrslf, Mr. Hoḷhn!”

N ẃl h wz hlpñ himslf ś sd:

“D’nt b afred! D’nt b afred v it!”

Evrʈñ wnt on smuɖli. Msz Cirni bòt sm luvli bluś-pnc śarmŕz in Brǎn Toṃs’z t let intu ɖ frunt v Caʈlīn’z dres. It cost a priti peni; bt ɖr r oceźnz ẃn a litl xpns z jusṭfaybl. Ś tc a duzn v tū-śilñ ticits fr ɖ fînl conṣt n snt ɖm t ɖoz frendz hu cd nt b trustd t cm uɖ̇wz. Ś fgot nʈñ n, ʈancs t hr, evrʈñ ɖt wz t b dn wz dn.

Ɖ conṣts wr t b on Wenzde, Ʈrzde, Frîde n Saṭde. Ẃn Msz Cirni arîvd wɖ hr dōtr at ɖ Enćnt Conṣtrūmz on Wenzde nît ś dd nt lîc ɖ lc v ʈñz. A fy yuñ men, wẹrñ brît blu bajz in ɖer cots, std îdl in ɖ vsṭbyl; nn v ɖm wòr īvnñdres. Ś pást bî wɖ hr dōtr n a qc glans ʈru ɖ opn dor v ɖ hōl śoud hr ɖ cōz v ɖ stywdz’ îdlnis. At frst ś wundrd hd ś mstecn ɖ aur. No, it wz twenti minits t et.

In ɖ dresñrūm bhnd ɖ stej ś wz intṛdyst t ɖ secṛtri v ɖ Ssayti, Mr. Fitspatric. Ś smîld n śc hiz hand. H wz a litl man, wɖ a ẃît vecnt fes. Ś notist ɖt h wòr hiz soft brǎn hat cerlisli on ɖ sîd v hiz hed n ɖt hiz axnt wz flat. H hld a program in hiz hand n, ẃl h wz tōcñ t hr, h ćùd wn end v it intu a môst pulp. H sīmd t ber dis’pôntmnts lîtli. Mr. Hoḷhn cem intu ɖ dresñrūm evri fy minits wɖ rports fṛm ɖ box-ofis. Ɖ artīsts tōct amñ ɖmslvz nrṿsli, glanst fṛm tîm t tîm at ɖ mirr n rold n unrold ɖer ḿzic. Ẃn it wz nirli haf-past et, ɖ fy ppl in ɖ hōl bgan t xpres ɖer dzîr t b enttend. Mr. Fitspatric cem in, smîld vecntli at ɖ rūm, n sd:

“Wel nǎ, lediz n jntlṃn. I s’poz w’d betr opn ɖ bōl.”

Msz Cirni rwordd hiz vri flat fînl siḷbl wɖ a qc stér v cntmt, n ɖen sd t hr dōtr incuṛjñli:

“R y redi, dir?”

Ẃn ś hd an oṗtyṇti, ś cōld Mr. Hoḷhn asd n asct him t tel hr ẃt it mnt. Mr. Hoḷhn dd nt nǒ ẃt it mnt. H sd ɖt ɖ Cmiti hd md a mstec in arenjñ fr for conṣts: for wz tù mni.

“N ɖ artīsts!” sd Msz Cirni. “V cors ɖe r dwñ ɖer bst, bt riyli ɖe r nt gd.”

Mr. Hoḷhn admitd ɖt ɖ artīsts wr no gd bt ɖ Cmiti, h sd, hd dsîdd t let ɖ frst ʈri conṣts g az ɖe plizd n rzrv ol ɖ taḷnt fr Saṭde nît. Msz Cirni sd nʈñ, bt, az ɖ mīdiocr îtmz foloud wn anɖr on ɖ platform n ɖ fy ppl in ɖ hōl grù fywr n fywr, ś bgan t rgret ɖt ś hd pt hrslf t eni xpns fr sć a conṣt. Ɖr wz smʈñ ś dd’nt lîc in ɖ lc v ʈñz n Mr. Fitspatric’s vecnt smîl iṛtetd hr vri mć. Hvr, ś sd nʈñ n wêtd t si hǎ it wd end. Ɖ conṣt xpîrd śortli bfr ten, n evrwn wnt hom qcli.

Ɖ conṣt on Ʈrzde nît wz betr atndd, bt Msz Cirni sw at wns ɖt ɖ hǎs wz fild wɖ pepr. Ɖ ōdịns bhevd indecṛsli, az f ɖ conṣt wr an informl dres-rhrsl. Mr. Fitspatric sīmd t injô himslf; h wz qt unconśs ɖt Msz Cirni wz tecñ angri not v hiz conduct. H std at ɖ éj v ɖ scrīn, fṛm tîm t tîm jutñ ǎt hiz hed n xćenjñ a laf wɖ tū frendz in ɖ cornr v ɖ balc̣ni. In ɖ cors v ɖ īvnñ, Msz Cirni lrnt ɖt ɖ Frîde conṣt wz t b abandnd n ɖt ɖ Cmiti wz gwñ t muv hevn n rʈ t s’kr a bumpr hǎs on Saṭde nît. Ẃn ś hŕd ɖs, ś sòt ǎt Mr. Hoḷhn. Ś butnhould him az h wz limpñ ǎt qcli wɖ a glas v leṃned fr a yuñ ledi n asct him wz it tru. Yes, it wz tru.

“Bt, v cors, ɖt dz’nt oltr ɖ contract,” ś sd. “Ɖ contract wz fr for conṣts.”

Mr. Hoḷhn sīmd t b in a huri; h advîzd hr t spīc t Mr. Fitspatric. Msz Cirni wz nǎ bginñ t b alarmd. Ś cōld Mr. Fitspatric awe fṛm hiz scrīn n tld him ɖt hr dōtr hd sînd fr for conṣts n ɖt, v cors, acordñ t ɖ trmz v ɖ contract, ś śd rsiv ɖ sum orijiṇli stipyletd fr, ẃɖr ɖ ssayti gev ɖ for conṣts or nt. Mr. Fitspatric, hu dd nt cać ɖ pônt at iśu vri qcli, sīmd unebl t rzolv ɖ dificlti n sd ɖt h wd brñ ɖ matr bfr ɖ Cmiti. Msz Cirni’z angr bgan t flutr in hr ćīc n ś hd ol ś cd d t cīp fṛm ascñ:

“N hu z ɖ Cometi pre?”

Bt ś ń ɖt it wd nt b ledilîc t d ɖt: so ś wz sîḷnt.

Litl bôz wr snt ǎt intu ɖ prinsipl strīts v Dublin rli on Frîde mornñ wɖ bundlz v hanbílz. Speśl pufs apird in ol ɖ īvnñpeprs, rmîndñ ɖ ḿzic-luvñ public v ɖ trīt ẃć wz in stor fr it on ɖ folowñ īvnñ. Msz Cirni wz smẃt ri’śurd, bt ś ʈt wel t tel hr huzbnd part v hr sspiśnz. H lisnd cerf̣li n sd ɖt phps it wd b betr f h wnt wɖ hr on Saṭde nît. Ś agrìd. Ś rspctd hr huzbnd in ɖ sem we az ś rspctd ɖ Jenṛl Post-ofis, az smʈñ larj, s’kr n fixt; n ɖo ś ń ɖ smōl numbr v hiz taḷnts ś aprīśietd hiz abstract valy az a mel. Ś wz glad ɖt h hd sjstd cmñ wɖ hr. Ś ʈt hr planz ovr.

Ɖ nît v ɖ grand conṣt cem. Msz Cirni, wɖ hr huzbnd n dōtr, arîvd at ɖ Enćnt Conṣtrūmz ʈri-qortrs v an aur bfr ɖ tîm at ẃć ɖ conṣt wz t bgin. Bî il luc it wz a reni īvnñ. Msz Cirni plest hr dōtr’z cloɖz n ḿzic in ćarj v hr huzbnd n wnt ol ovr ɖ bildñ lcñ fr Mr. Hoḷhn or Mr. Fitspatric. Ś cd fînd nɖr. Ś asct ɖ stywdz wz eni membr v ɖ Cmiti in ɖ hōl n, aftr a gret dīl v trubl, a stywd bròt ǎt a litl wmn nemd Mis Beirn t hūm Msz Cirni xplend ɖt ś wontd t si wn v ɖ secṛtriz. Mis Beirn xpctd ɖm eni minit n asct cd ś d enʈñ. Msz Cirni lct srćñli at ɖ oldiś fes ẃć wz scrùd intu an xpreśn v trustflnis n inʈyziazm n ansrd:

“No, ʈanc y!”

Ɖ litl wmn hopt ɖe wd hv a gd hǎs. Ś lct ǎt at ɖ ren untl ɖ meḷnc̣li v ɖ wet strīt ifest ol ɖ trustflnis n inʈyziazm fṛm hr twistd fīćrz. Ɖen ś gev a litl sai n sd:

“Ā, wel! W dd ǎr bst, ɖ dir nz.”

Msz Cirni hd t g bac t ɖ dresñrūm.

Ɖ artīsts wr arîvñ. Ɖ beis n ɖ secnd tenr hd olrdi cm. Ɖ beis, Mr. Dugn, wz a slendr yuñ man wɖ a scatrd blac mstaś. H wz ɖ sun v a hōlportr in an ofis in ɖ siti n, az a bô, h hd suñ pṛloñd beis nots in ɖ rzǎndñ hōl. Fṛm ɖs humbl stet h hd rezd himslf untl h hd bcm a frst-ret artīst. H hd apird in grand oṗra. Wn nît, ẃn an oṗratic artīst hd fōḷn il, h hd unḍtecn ɖ part v ɖ cñ in ɖ oṗra v Maritana at ɖ Qīn’z Ʈiytr. H sañ hiz ḿzic wɖ gret fīlñ n volym n wz wormli welcmd bî ɖ gaḷri; bt, unforćṇtli, h mard ɖ gd impreśn bî wîpñ hiz nǒz in hiz gluvd hand wns or twîs ǎt v ʈtlisnis. H wz un’symñ n spouc litl. H sd yuz so softli ɖt it pást uņotist n h nvr dranc enʈñ strongr ɖn milc fr hiz vôs’z sec. Mr. Bel, ɖ secnd tenr, wz a fer-herd litl man hu cmpitd evri yir fr prîzz at ɖ Feis Ceoil. On hiz forʈ trîl h hd bn awordd a bronz medl. H wz xtrimli nrṿs n xtrimli jeḷs v uɖr tenrz n h cuvrd hiz nrṿs jeḷsi wɖ an ibŭłnt frendlinis. It wz hiz hymr t hv ppl nǒ ẃt an ordīl a conṣt wz t him. Ɖrfr ẃn h sw Mr. Dugn h wnt ovr t him n asct:

“R y in it tù?”

“Yes,” sd Mr. Dugn.

Mr. Bel laft at hiz felo-sufrr, hld ǎt hiz hand n sd:


Msz Cirni pást bî ɖz tū yuñ men n wnt t ɖ éj v ɖ scrīn t vy ɖ hǎs. Ɖ sīts wr biyñ fild p rapidli n a pleznt nôz srkletd in ɖ ōḍtorịm. Ś cem bac n spouc t hr huzbnd prîṿtli. Ɖer convseśn wz evidntli abt Caʈlīn fr ɖe bʈ glanst at hr ofn az ś std ćatñ t wn v hr Naśṇlist frendz, Mis Hīli, ɖ cntralto. An uņoun solitri wmn wɖ a pel fes wōct ʈru ɖ rūm. Ɖ wimin foloud wɖ cīn îz ɖ fedd blu dres ẃć wz strećt upn a mīgr bodi. Smwn sd ɖt ś wz Madm Glin, ɖ s’prāno.

“I wundr ẃr dd ɖe dig hr p,” sd Caʈlīn t Mis Hīli. “I’m śr I nvr hŕd v hr.”

Mis Hīli hd t smîl. Mr. Hoḷhn limt intu ɖ dresñrūm at ɖt momnt n ɖ tū yuñ lediz asct him hu wz ɖ uņoun wmn. Mr. Hoḷhn sd ɖt ś wz Madm Glin fṛm Lundn. Madm Glin tc hr stand in a cornr v ɖ rūm, holdñ a rol v ḿzic stifli bfr hr n fṛm tîm t tîm ćenjñ ɖ d’rex́n v hr startld gêz. Ɖ śado tc hr fedd dres intu śltr bt fél revengefully intu ɖ litl cup bhnd hr colrbon. Ɖ nôz v ɖ hōl bcem mor ōḍbl. Ɖ frst tenr n ɖ baṛton arîvd tgɖr. Ɖe wr bʈ wel drest, stǎt n cmplesnt n ɖe bròt a breʈ v opyḷns amñ ɖ cumṗni.

Msz Cirni bròt hr dōtr ovr t ɖm, n tōct t ɖm emịbli. Ś wontd t b on gd trmz wɖ ɖm bt, ẃl ś strouv t b p’lît, hr îz foloud Mr. Hoḷhn in hiz limpñ n dīvịs corsz. Az sn az ś cd ś xkzd hrslf n wnt ǎt aftr him.

“Mr. Hoḷhn, I wont t spīc t y fr a momnt,” ś sd.

Ɖe wnt dǎn t a dscrit part v ɖ coṛdor. Msz Cirni asct him ẃn wz hr dōtr gwñ t b peid. Mr. Hoḷhn sd ɖt Mr. Fitspatric hd ćarj v ɖt. Msz Cirni sd ɖt ś dd’nt nǒ enʈñ abt Mr. Fitspatric. Hr dōtr hd sînd a contract fr et giniz n ś wd hv t b peid. Mr. Hoḷhn sd ɖt it wz’nt hiz biznis.

“Ẃ z’nt it yr biznis?” asct Msz Cirni. “Dd’nt y yrslf brñ hr ɖ contract? Enwe, f it’s nt yr biznis it’s mî biznis n I mīn t si t it.”

“Y’d betr spīc t Mr. Fitspatric,” sd Mr. Hoḷhn distntli.

“I d’nt nǒ enʈñ abt Mr. Fitspatric,” rpitd Msz Cirni. “I hv mî contract, n I intnd t si ɖt it z carid ǎt.”

Ẃn ś cem bac t ɖ dresñrūm hr ćīcs wr slîtli s’fyzd. Ɖ rūm wz lîvli. Tū men in ǎtdor dres hd tecn pześn v ɖ fîrples n wr ćatñ fmiłrli wɖ Mis Hīli n ɖ baṛton. Ɖe wr ɖ Frīmn man n Mr. O’Madn Brc. Ɖ Frīmn man hd cm in t se ɖt h cd nt wêt fr ɖ conṣt az h hd t rport ɖ lecćr ẃć an Americn prīst wz gvñ in ɖ Manśnhǎs. H sd ɖe wr t līv ɖ rport fr him at ɖ Frīmn ofis n h wd si ɖt it wnt in. H wz a gre-herd man, wɖ a plōẓbl vôs n cerfl manrz. H hld an xtnḡśt sgar in hiz hand n ɖ aroma v sgar smoc flotd nir him. H hd nt intndd t ste a momnt bcz conṣts n artīsts bord him cnsidṛbli bt h rmend līnñ agnst ɖ mantlpìs. Mis Hīli std in frunt v him, tōcñ n lafñ. H wz old inuf t sspct wn rīzn fr hr p’lîtnis bt yuñ inuf in spirit t trn ɖ momnt t acǎnt. Ɖ wormʈ, fregṛns n culr v hr bodi apild t hiz snsz. H wz plezntli conśs ɖt ɖ bŭzm ẃć h sw rîz n fōl slǒli bnʈ him rouz n fél at ɖt momnt fr him, ɖt ɖ laftr n fregṛns n wilfl glansz wr hiz tribyt. Ẃn h cd ste no longr h tc līv v hr rgretf̣li.

“O’Madn Brc wl rait ɖ notis,” h xplend t Mr. Hoḷhn, “n I’l si it in.”

“Ʈanc y vri mć, Mr. Hendric,” sd Mr. Hoḷhn, “y’l si it in, I nǒ. Nǎ, w’nt y hv a litl smʈñ bfr y g?”

“I d’nt mînd,” sd Mr. Hendric.

Ɖ tū men wnt alñ sm torćs paṣjz n p a darc sterces n cem t a s’cludd rūm ẃr wn v ɖ stywdz wz uncorcñ botlz fr a fy jntlṃn. Wn v ɖz jntlṃn wz Mr. O’Madn Brc, hu hd faund ǎt ɖ rūm bî instñt. H wz a swāv, eldrli man hu baḷnst hiz impozñ bodi, ẃn at rest, upn a larj silc umbrela. Hiz magniḷqnt wstn nem wz ɖ moṛl umbrela upn ẃć h baḷnst ɖ fîn probḷm v hiz fnansz. H wz wîdli rspctd.

Ẃl Mr. Hoḷhn wz enttenñ ɖ Frīmn man Msz Cirni wz spīcñ so aṇmetidli t hr huzbnd ɖt h hd t asc hr t lowr hr vôs. Ɖ convseśn v ɖ uɖrz in ɖ dresñrūm hd bcm strend. Mr. Bel, ɖ frst îtm, std redi wɖ hiz ḿzic bt ɖ acumṗnist md no sîn. Evidntli smʈñ wz roñ. Mr. Cirni lct stret bfr him, strocñ hiz bird, ẃl Msz Cirni spouc intu Caʈlīn’z ir wɖ sbdyd emf̣sis. Fṛm ɖ hōl cem sǎndz v incurijmnt, clapñ n stampñ v fīt. Ɖ frst tenr n ɖ baṛton n Mis Hīli std tgɖr, wêtñ tranqli, bt Mr. Bel’z nrvz wr gretli ajtetd bcz h wz afred ɖ ōdịns wd ʈnc ɖt h hd cm lêt.

Mr. Hoḷhn n Mr. O’Madn Brc cem intu ɖ rūm. In a momnt Mr. Hoḷhn psivd ɖ huś. H wnt ovr t Msz Cirni n spouc wɖ hr rṇstli. Ẃl ɖe wr spīcñ ɖ nôz in ɖ hōl grù lǎdr. Mr. Hoḷhn bcem vri red n xîtd. H spouc vołbli, bt Msz Cirni sd crtli at inṭvlz:

“Ś w’nt g on. Ś mst gt hr et giniz.”

Mr. Hoḷhn pôntd despṛtli twdz ɖ hōl ẃr ɖ ōdịns wz clapñ n stampñ. H apild t Mr. Cirni n t Caʈlīn. Bt Mr. Cirni cntinyd t stroc hiz bird n Caʈlīn lct dǎn, muvñ ɖ pônt v hr ny śu: it wz nt hr fōlt. Msz Cirni rpitd:

“Ś w’nt g on wɖt hr muni.”

Aftr a swift strugl v tuñz Mr. Hoḷhn hobld ǎt in hest. Ɖ rūm wz sîḷnt. Ẃn ɖ stren v ɖ sîḷns hd bcm smẃt penfl Mis Hīli sd t ɖ baṛton:

“Hv y sìn Msz Pat Cambl ɖs wīc?”

Ɖ baṛton hd nt sìn hr bt h hd bn tld ɖt ś wz vri fîn. Ɖ convseśn wnt no frɖr. Ɖ frst tenr bnt hiz hed n bgan t cǎnt ɖ lincs v ɖ gold ćen ẃć wz xtndd acrs hiz weist, smîlñ n humñ randm nots t obzrv ɖ ifct on ɖ fruntl sîṇs. Fṛm tîm t tîm evrwn glanst at Msz Cirni.

Ɖ nôz in ɖ ōḍtorịm hd rizn t a clamr ẃn Mr. Fitspatric brst intu ɖ rūm, foloud bî Mr. Hoḷhn, hu wz pantñ. Ɖ clapñ n stampñ in ɖ hōl wr puñćuetd bî ẃiṣlñ. Mr. Fitspatric hld a fy bancnots in hiz hand. H cǎntd ǎt for intu Msz Cirni’z hand n sd ś wd gt ɖ uɖr haf at ɖ inṭvl. Msz Cirni sd:

“Ɖs z for śilñz śort.”

Bt Caʈlīn gaɖrd in hr scrt n sd: “Nǎ, Mr. Bel,” t ɖ frst îtm, hu wz śecñ lîc an aspn. Ɖ sñr n ɖ acumṗnist wnt ǎt tgɖr. Ɖ nôz in ɖ hōl daid awe. Ɖr wz a pōz v a fy secndz: n ɖen ɖ piano wz hŕd.

Ɖ frst part v ɖ conṣt wz vri s’xesfl xpt fr Madm Glin’z îtm. Ɖ pur ledi sañ Cilarni in a bodilis gaspñ vôs, wɖ ol ɖ old-faśnd maṇrizmz v inṭneśn n pṛnunsieśn ẃć ś b’livd lent eligns t hr sññ. Ś lct az f ś hd bn reẓrectd fṛm an old stej-wordrob n ɖ ćīpr parts v ɖ hōl md fun v hr hî weilñ nots. Ɖ frst tenr n ɖ cntralto, hvr, bròt dǎn ɖ hǎs. Caʈlīn pleid a s’lex́n v Îriś erz ẃć wz jenṛsli aplōdd. Ɖ frst part clozd wɖ a stŕñ petriotic reṣteśn dlivrd bî a yuñ ledi hu arenjd aṃćr ʈiatriclz. It wz dzrvidli aplōdd; n, ẃn it wz endd, ɖ men wnt ǎt fr ɖ inṭvl, cntnt.

Ol ɖs tîm ɖ dresñrūm wz a hîv v xîtmnt. In wn cornr wr Mr. Hoḷhn, Mr. Fitspatric, Mis Beirn, tū v ɖ stywdz, ɖ baṛton, ɖ beis, n Mr. O’Madn Brc. Mr. O’Madn Brc sd it wz ɖ most scandḷs xbiśn h hd evr witnist. Mis Caʈlīn Cirni’z ḿzicl c’rir wz endd in Dublin aftr ɖt, h sd. Ɖ baṛton wz asct ẃt dd h ʈnc v Msz Cirni’z conduct. H dd nt lîc t se enʈñ. H hd bn peid hiz muni n wśt t b at pīs wɖ men. Hvr, h sd ɖt Msz Cirni mt hv tecn ɖ artīsts intu cnsiḍreśn. Ɖ stywdz n ɖ secṛtriz dbetd hotli az t ẃt śd b dn ẃn ɖ inṭvl cem.

“I agri wɖ Mis Beirn,” sd Mr. O’Madn Brc. “Pe hr nʈñ.”

In anɖr cornr v ɖ rūm wr Msz Cirni n hr huzbnd, Mr. Bel, Mis Hīli n ɖ yuñ ledi hu hd t rsît ɖ petriotic pìs. Msz Cirni sd ɖt ɖ Cmiti hd trītd hr scandḷsli. Ś hd sperd nɖr trubl nr xpns n ɖs wz hǎ ś wz rpeid.

Ɖe ʈt ɖe hd onli a grl t dīl wɖ n ɖt, ɖrfr, ɖe cd rîd ruf-śod ovr hr. Bt ś wd śo ɖm ɖer mstec. Ɖe wd’nt hv derd t hv trītd hr lîc ɖt f ś hd bn a man. Bt ś wd si ɖt hr dōtr got hr rîts: ś wd’nt b fūld. F ɖe dd’nt pe hr t ɖ last farɖñ ś wd mc Dublin rñ. V cors ś wz sori fr ɖ sec v ɖ artīsts. Bt ẃt els cd ś d? Ś apild t ɖ secnd tenr hu sd h ʈt ś hd nt bn wel trītd. Ɖen ś apild t Mis Hīli. Mis Hīli wontd t jôn ɖ uɖr grūp bt ś dd nt lîc t d so bcz ś wz a gret frend v Caʈlīn’z n ɖ Cirniz hd ofn invîtd hr t ɖer hǎs.

Az sn az ɖ frst part wz endd Mr. Fitspatric n Mr. Hoḷhn wnt ovr t Msz Cirni n tld hr ɖt ɖ uɖr for giniz wd b peid aftr ɖ Cmiti mītñ on ɖ folowñ Tyzde n ɖt, in ces hr dōtr dd nt ple fr ɖ secnd part, ɖ Cmiti wd cnsidr ɖ contract brocn n wd pe nʈñ.

“I hv’nt sìn eni Cmiti,” sd Msz Cirni angṛli. “Mî dōtr hz hr contract. Ś wl gt for pǎndz et intu hr hand or a ft ś w’nt pt on ɖt platform.”

“I’m s’prîzd at y, Msz Cirni,” sd Mr. Hoḷhn. “I nvr ʈt y wd trīt s ɖs we.”

“N ẃt we dd y trīt m?” asct Msz Cirni.

Hr fes wz inndetd wɖ an angri culr n ś lct az f ś wd atac smwn wɖ hr handz.

“I’m ascñ fr mî rîts.” ś sd.

“Y mt hv sm sns v dīsnsi,” sd Mr. Hoḷhn.

“Mt I, indd?… N ẃn I asc ẃn mî dōtr z gwñ t b peid I c’nt gt a sivl ansr.”

Ś tóst hr hed n asymd a hōti vôs:

“Y mst spīc t ɖ secṛtri. It’s nt mî biznis. I’m a gret felo fol-ɖ-didl-I-du.”

“I ʈt y wr a ledi,” sd Mr. Hoḷhn, wōcñ awe fṛm hr abrupli.

Aftr ɖt Msz Cirni’z conduct wz cndemd on ol handz: evrwn apruvd v ẃt ɖ Cmiti hd dn. Ś std at ɖ dor, haġd wɖ rej, argywñ wɖ hr huzbnd n dōtr, jstikletñ wɖ ɖm. Ś wêtd untl it wz tîm fr ɖ secnd part t bgin in ɖ hop ɖt ɖ secṛtriz wd aproć hr. Bt Mis Hīli hd cîndli cnsntd t ple wn or tū acumpnimnts. Msz Cirni hd t stand asd t alǎ ɖ baṛton n hiz acumṗnist t pas p t ɖ platform. Ś std stil fr an instnt lîc an angri ston imij n, ẃn ɖ frst nots v ɖ soñ struc hr ir, ś còt p hr dōtr’z clǒc n sd t hr huzbnd:

“Gt a cab!”

H wnt ǎt at wns. Msz Cirni rápt ɖ clǒc rnd hr dōtr n foloud him. Az ś pást ʈru ɖ dorwe ś stopt n glerd intu Mr. Hoḷhn’z fes.

“I’m nt dn wɖ y yt,” ś sd.

“Bt I’m dn wɖ y,” sd Mr. Hoḷhn.

Caʈlīn foloud hr muɖr mīcli. Mr. Hoḷhn bgan t pes p n dǎn ɖ rūm, in ordr t cūl himslf fr h flt hiz scin on fîr.

“Ɖt’s a nîs ledi!” h sd. “Ǒ, ś’z a nîs ledi!”

“Y dd ɖ propr ʈñ, Hoḷhn,” sd Mr. O’Madn Brc, pôzd upn hiz umbrela in apruvl.

In Ñspel: Ivy Day in the Committee Room, by James Joyce

(A transcription into Ñspel of the short story “Ivy Day in the Committee Room” from Dubliners, by James Joyce)


Old Jac rêct ɖ sindrz tgɖr wɖ a pìs v cardbord n spred ɖm jdiśsli ovr ɖ ẃîṭnñ dom v colz. Ẃn ɖ dom wz ʈinli cuvrd hiz fes lapst intu darcnis bt, az h set himslf t fan ɖ fîr agn, hiz crǎćñ śado asndd ɖ oṗzit wōl n hiz fes slǒli riimrjd intu lît. It wz an old man’z fes, vri boni n hẹri. Ɖ môst blu îz blinct at ɖ fîr n ɖ môst mǎʈ fél opn at tîmz, munćñ wns or twîs mcanicli ẃn it clozd. Ẃn ɖ sindrz hd còt h leid ɖ pìs v cardbord agnst ɖ wōl, said n sd:


In Ñspel: A Painful Case, by James Joyce

(A transcription into Ñspel of the short story “A Painful Case” from Dubliners, by James Joyce)


Mr. Jemz Dufi livd in Ćaṗliẓd bcz h wśt t liv az far az poṣbl fṛm ɖ siti v ẃć h wz a sitizn n bcz h faund ol ɖ uɖr subrbz v Dublin mìn, modn n pritnśs. H livd in an old sombr hǎs n fṛm hiz windoz h cd lc intu ɖ dsyzd dstiḷri or upwdz alñ ɖ śalo rivr on ẃć Dublin z bilt. Ɖ lofti wōlz v hiz uncarṗtd rūm wr fri fṛm picćrz. H hd himslf bòt evri articl v frnićr in ɖ rūm: a blac ayn bedsted, an ayn wośstand, for cen ćerz, a cloɖzrac, a colscutl, a fndr n aynz n a sqer tebl on ẃć le a dubl desc. A bc̣es hd bn md in an alcov bî mīnz v ślvz v ẃît wŭd. Ɖ bed wz cloɖd wɖ ẃît bedcloɖz n a blac n scarlit rug cuvrd ɖ ft. A litl handmirr huñ abv ɖ wośstand n jrñ ɖ de a ẃît-śêdd lamp std az ɖ sol orṇmnt v ɖ mantlpìs. Ɖ bcs on ɖ ẃît wŭdn ślvz wr arenjd fṛm b’lo upwdz acordñ t bulc. A cmplit Wrdzwrʈ std at wn end v ɖ lǒist ślf n a copi v ɖ Menūʈ Caṭcizm, soun intu ɖ cloʈ cuvr v a not-bc, std at wn end v ɖ top ślf. Raitñ mtirịlz wr olwz on ɖ desc. In ɖ desc le a mańscripțrnzleśn v Hoptman’z Mîcl Cremr, ɖ stejd’reẋnz v ẃć wr ritn in prpl ñc, n a litl śīf v peprz hld tgɖr bî a bras pin. In ɖz śīts a sntns wz inscrîbd fṛm tîm t tîm n, in an îronicl momnt, ɖ hedlîn v an advrtismnt fr Bîl Bīnz hd bn pestd on t ɖ frst śīt. On liftñ ɖ lid v ɖ desc a fent fregṛns iscept—ɖ fregṛns v ny sīdrwŭd pnslz or v a botl v gum or v an ovŗîp apl ẃć mt hv bn left ɖr n fgotn.


From Portuguese: With Muffled Drum, by Machado de Assis

(My translation of the short story Marcha Fúnebre by Machado de Assis)


ne night in August 1866, Senator Cordovil was having difficulty sleeping. He’d come away early from the Fluminense Casino, soon after the Emperor had left, and had felt perfectly well, both mentally and physically. Indeed it had been an excellent evening, especially as one of his enemies, who had a heart problem, had died at about ten o’clock, the news arriving at the Casino shortly after eleven.

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From Portuguese: Our Song, by Machado de Assis

(My translation of the short story Cantiga de esponsais by Machado de Assis – 1839-1908)


magine it’s 1813. You’re in the Carmelite Church, listening to one of those marvellous old masses that used to be the essence of public entertainment and musical artistry. You know what a sung mass is; you can imagine what a sung mass would have been in those far-off times. I’m not asking you to concentrate on the priests and sacristans, nor the sermon, nor the eyes of the Cariocan girls (already beautiful in those days), nor the mantillas of the dour senhoras, nor the shoes, hairdos, pelmets, lights, incense… none of that. I’m not even talking about the orchestra (which is excellent). I’m just pointing out the white-haired old man who—with all his devoted soul—is conducting the orchestra.

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