“A cupl hu cmplitd a Wrldcup sticr albm wɖ ɖer ôn drōñz v pleyrz hv trnd ɖer handz t poḷtcs – scečñ pātīlīdrz ahd v Me’z ilẋn.
Dubd ɖ Pnīni Čīpscets, Alix n Šān Pračit, fṛm Oxfd, crietd ol 639 sticrz v ɖ Wrldcup Pnīni albm last yir.
Mr Pračit sd ɖer lêtist projct wz inspîrd bî ITV’s Līdrz’ Dbet.
H admitd ɖ cupl’z ātistc taḷnts hd nt impruvd.
H sd ɖ dbet on 2 Êpṛl hd spāct ɖ cupl’z lêtist lebr v luv n helpt t scrač ɖ ič left bhnd folowñ ɖ end v ɖ Wrldcup.
I cn caṭgoricli se mî drōñz hv nt impruvd ɖo, Mr Pračit sd.
I sat dân t woč ɖ līdrz’ dbet – mî wîf wz awe n I wz left t mî ôn dvîsz – n I ʈt t mslf ‘īvn ɖo w r stl rubiš at ɖs, šrli w cn drw ɖs lot.’
[Nîjl] Farāž wz frst n it’s fer t se it went qt badli.
Ɖ secnd wn wz ṣpozd t b Camṛn bt endd p biyñ Miliband, ẇč wz qt alāmñ.
Mr Pračit scečt an imij v ɖ prîm̦inistr bfr ɖ end v ɖ dbet, bt sd h got intu trubl wɖ hiz wîf, hvñ fêld t drw eni v ɖ wiminlīdrz.
Ɖ per hv sns cmplitd Nic̣la Strjn v ɖ Scotiš Našnl Pāti, Plîd Cumri līdr Lian Wŭd n Grīn Pāti līdr Naṭli Benit, az wel az Lib Dem līdr Nic Cleg.
On cmplitñ Mr Cleg ɖ per twītd: Dn a Cleg. Trnz ât drōñ a man wɖ no dfînñ caṛcṭristcs cn b qt an ōdīl…
Mr Pračit sd h wz nt ɖ most ṗlitcl prsn, bt wd folo ɖ campen priti clôsli.
Az wel az ɖ līdrz, ɖ cupl hv olso drwn uɖr poḷtišnz involvd in ɖ campen, includñ Šadočanslr Ed Bwlz n fwmr Prîm̦inistr Tôni Bler.
Mr Pračit sd č drōñ têcs abt 20 minits.
Šān wz olwz a bit qcr ɖo, h admitd.”
