Fṛm Đ Gardịn: Starmer makes no attempt to conceal his hatred and contempt for The Convict

Keir Starmer was in no mood to let Johnson off the hook. Photograph: UK Parliament/Jessica Taylor/PA
Cir Starmr wz in no mūd t let Jonsn of ɖ hc. Foṭgraf: YC Parḷmnt/Jesica Teilr/PE Jon Crês, Wnzde 20 Epril 2022

Starmr mcs no atmt t cnsil hiz hetrid n cntmt fr Ɖ Convict

(Transcription of an article published in the Guardian on 20 April 2022)

Jonsn wz cīn t tōc abt enʈñ bt Partiget, az Tori fruntbnćrz wśt ɖe wr enẃr bt bhnd him

John Crace

Jon Crês, Wnzde 20 Epril 2022

Ɖ  lcs on ɖ Tori fruntbnć sd it ol. Doṃnic Rāb, Aloc Śarma, Liz Trus n Sajid Javid cd bérli brñ ɖmslvz t īvn glans at Boris Jonsn. Ɖer îz wr ded, ɖer fesz xpreśnlis. Jst wśñ ɖe wr enẃr bt in ɖ Comnz fr prîm̦inistr’z qsćnz. Bīm m p. Riylîzñ ɖe wr stuc in ɖer līdr’z ǒn nîtmer. Partiget wz’nt gwñ awe eni tîm sn. It wd b wɖ ɖm fr munʈs yt. Slǒli dragñ evrwn dǎn wɖ it. Ɖ Convict’s śem wz nǎ ɖer śem.

Jonsn wz cīn t muv on. H wz despṛt t tōc abt ɖ cost v livñ crîsis – īvn ɖo it’s gtñ wrs bî ɖ de undr hiz guvnmnt. At ɖs ret, haf ɖ cuntri wl b ītñ fṛm fūdbancs bî ɖ end v ɖ yir. Ɖt’s f enwn cn aford t yz a ccr.

Enʈñ bt foc̣s on hiz ǒn criṃnaḷti. Boris hd md an apoḷji v sorts ɖ īvnñ bfr. It hd bn dvôd v eni riyl cntriśn, bt so ẃt? It wd hv t d. Riyl rpntns wd sjst a dzîr t ćenj. N h flt no sć ʈñ. Ol Ɖ Convict wz riyli sori fr wz hvñ got còt. Ɖ lw wz nvr mnt fr ppl lîc him.

Bt it wz nvr gwñ t wrc ǎt so īẓli fr Jonsn. Ɖr wd b mor fainz fr far mor sirịs ofnsz. Tori MPz hu hd gn ǎt on a lim t dfnd him fr hiz brʈde parti – ɖ cnd v gaɖ̇rñ ɖt ɖ prîm̦inistr hd sd wz ilīgl on an olmst nîtli besis jrñ hiz locdǎn presconfṛnsz – wd nǎ fînd ɖmslvz ʈroun undr a bus az ɖe wr asct t xplen ol ɖ uɖr pis-ups.

Cir Starmr wz in no mūd t let Jonsn of ɖ hc. H bgan wɖ a simpl qsćn. Wn t ẃć h ń Ɖ Convict hd no ansr. Ẃ hd h axptd Alegra Stratn’z reẓgneśn? F ɖr hd nvr bn eni partiz, az h hd frīqntli tld MPz, ẃ wz ɖr eni nīd fr hr t līv Nu 10? Boris mumbld inc̣hiṛntli n tugd Ɖ Todlr Hercut. Hiz fes wz pesti n h wz lcñ lîc carịn. It’s a s’prîz nwn hz sjstd h gz fr hiz ǒn gd, nvr mînd ɖ cuntri’z.

Ɖs wz a visṛl crosixaṃneśn. Ɖ Lebr līdr yst t trî t cīp PMQz on a stricli pṛfeśnl wrcñbesis. Ɖ f’renzic semi-dtaćt loyr. Bt nǎ h mcs no atmt t cnsil hiz hetrid n cntmt fr Jonsn. It drips lîc asid fṛm evri sntns. N z ol ɖ mor dedli fr it. It’s nt ɖ ramḅlñ, śambolic dslîc ɖt Boris hz fr Starmr n enwn els hu derz ćalinj him. It’s d’rectd wɖ lezr prisiźn.

Aftr listñ uɖrz hu hd peid fr ɖer rūl-brecñ wɖ ɖer jobz, Starmr rtrnd t Jonsn’z bhevyr ɖ prīvịs de. Hvñ pt on a śo fr ɖ TV camraz in ɖ Comnz v apoḷjîzñ fr hvñ bn faund gilti v brecñ ɖ lw – it’s stl nt clir f h riyli b’livz h brouc a lw, or f h ʈncs ɖ lw aplîz t him – h śoud hiz tru culrz in a prîṿt mītñ v Tori MPz.

Ɖ strugl v biyñ on hiz bst bhevyr fr tū aurz hd bn tù mć, n Ɖ Convict hd let rip. H’d nvr riyli bn gilti v enʈñ. Ɖ rūlz wr stypid n h’d b śr t gv a pìs v hiz mînd t huevr hd md ɖm. Wrst v ol wr ɖ BBC n ɖ arćbiṣ́p v Canṭbri, hu hd bn tufr on ɖ guvnmnt’s iṃgreśnpoḷsi ɖn ɖe hd on Pūtin’z inveźn v Ycren.

Jonsn cnfctd ǎtrej. Starmr wz nʈñ bt a Corḅnista in an Izlñtn sūt, h blustrd. It stl dd’nt wrc ẃn h traid ɖ lîn a secnd tîm. Nwn b’livz Starmr z a Corḅnista n it wz Jonsn hu yst t ǒn ɖ £3.75m Izlñtn hǎs. P untl ɖ pônt h got sluñ ǎt fr hvñ yt anɖr afer. Layñ n dsit r Ɖ Convict’s lîfblud.

H ɖen dd a bit v PR fr ɖ Rwandan tŭristbōrd. Ɖ cuntri wz besicli wn big hoḷdecamp n f hiz plan dd hv a fōlt, it wz ɖt refyjīz wd b clogñ p Cnt bīćz in ɖer desṗreśn t gt a fri erticit t Cgāli. Bt īvn ɖen, ɖ Rwandnz wd b ʈrild t gt so mni imigṛnts. It wz olmst az f h b’livd ɖt iṃgreśn cd b beṇfiśl t a cuntri.

Ɖen Ɖ Convict trnd hiz atnśn t ɖ BBC. H hd nvr sd ɖ BBC wz bayst in its jrṇlizm. It hd jst bn a stori invntd bî ɖ … ’r, Dêli Teḷgraf. Tel ɖt t ɖ prîm̦inistr’z preșpocsprsn, hu brīft ɖ hacs. Tori MPz hu hd onli jst got yst t ɖ îdīa ɖt ɖ Bīb wr īvl leftiz hu śd hv ɖ lîsnsfī wɖdrwn lct unḍstanḍbli nonplust bî ɖs sudn rvrsl bt ćouz t rol wɖ it. Evrʈñ wz a lî, h insistd. H hd bn slandrd. Ɖ îṛni v Boris akzñ uɖrz v layñ dd’nt iscep enwn.

Bî nǎ Jonsn wz c’rirñ ǎt v cntrol n h bérli svîvd ɖ rest v ɖ seśn az wn opziśn MP aftr anɖr pôntd ǎt ɖt h cd’nt b trustd t tel ɖ truʈ abt enʈñ. Īvn ɖ most vocl Tori bacbnćrz fél sîḷnt az it graɉli dōnd on ɖm ɖt ɖer ćampịn wz nǎ ɖer lạbiḷti. Ɖe jst wontd it ol t stop. Bt it hd bérli jst bgun. Ɖr wz onli wn endñ t ɖs. N it wd’nt b priti fr Ɖ Convict.

Instroduction to Ñspel

21/04/2022

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