October 2022
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You put Braverman in
You put Rees-Mogg out
True and Nadhim in
You sunak all about
You do the Tory party
And you gove around
That’s what it’s all about
Woah, Quin and Coffey
Woah, creepy Cleverly
Woah, Shapps and Kemi
That’s what it’s all about
♣
You put Raab and Mordaunt in
Lewis and Morton out
Ford and Trevelyan binned
You sunak all about
You do the Tory party
And you gove around
That’s what it’s all about
Woah, Ollie Dowden
Woah, Heaton-Harris
Woah, Michelle Donelan
That’s what it’s all about
♦
You put Williamson in
You put Clarke and Berry out
Malthouse out and Keegan in
You sunak all about
You do the Tory party
And you gove around
That’s what it’s all about
Woah, Ben Wallace
Woah, Stride and Barclay
Woah, Robert Jenrick
That’s what it’s all about
♠
You put Jack and Davies in
Smith, Buckland, Prentice out
Sharma out and Tugendhat in
You sunak all about
You do the Tory party
And you gove around
That’s what it’s all about
Woah, Glen and Harper
Woah, Stride and Barclay
Woah, Mitchell, Mercer
That’s what it’s all about
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We’re stuffed
We’re stuffed
We’re stuffed
We’re stuffed
We’re stuffed
We’re stuffed
We’re stuffed
We’re stuffed
We’re stuffed
We’re stuffed
This is a rather more uplifting version:
