Frank Poems: CABINET CABARET

George Monbiot in the Guardian, 26 October 2022: "Sunak’s Britain is already broken. We need more than a general election to fix it." (Photograph: Stefan Rousseau/AP)

October 2022

You put Braverman in
You put Rees-Mogg out
True and Nadhim in
You sunak all about

You do the Tory party
And you gove around
That’s what it’s all about

Woah, Quin and Coffey
Woah, creepy Cleverly
Woah, Shapps and Kemi
That’s what it’s all about

You put Raab and Mordaunt in
Lewis and Morton out
Ford and Trevelyan binned
You sunak all about

You do the Tory party
And you gove around
That’s what it’s all about

Woah, Ollie Dowden
Woah, Heaton-Harris
Woah, Michelle Donelan
That’s what it’s all about

You put Williamson in
You put Clarke and Berry out
Malthouse out and Keegan in
You sunak all about

You do the Tory party
And you gove around
That’s what it’s all about

Woah, Ben Wallace
Woah, Stride and Barclay
Woah, Robert Jenrick
That’s what it’s all about

You put Jack and Davies in
Smith, Buckland, Prentice out
Sharma out and Tugendhat in
You sunak all about

You do the Tory party
And you gove around
That’s what it’s all about

Woah, Glen and Harper
Woah, Stride and Barclay
Woah, Mitchell, Mercer
That’s what it’s all about

We’re stuffed
We’re stuffed
We’re stuffed
We’re stuffed
We’re stuffed
We’re stuffed
We’re stuffed
We’re stuffed
We’re stuffed
We’re stuffed

This is a rather more uplifting version:

MY BACKING BAND

26/10/2022

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