In Ñspel: The Guardian view on Liz Truss and the Tories: it’s time to go

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‘Ɖ cabiṇt z a certecr’dmiṇstreśn, mîndñ ɖ śop ẃl a ny līdr z ćozn. Xpt Mz Trus z smhǎ stl ɖr.’ Foṭgraf: Jesica Teilr/YC Parḷmnt/AFP/Geti

Ɖ Gardịn vy on Liz Trus n ɖ Tōriz: it’s tîm t g

(Transcription of an article published in the Guardian on 19 October 2022)

Ɖ prîm̦inistr hz cōzd ceos in guvnmnt n md Britn purr. Ś mst nt b alaud t ste in ofis t d mor harm

Wnzde 19 Octobr 2022

Liz Trus z finiśt. Hr oʈoṛti az prîm̦inistr z spent. Ɖ guvnmnt ś formd six wīcs ago no longr xists n Britn nīdz a jenṛl ilex́n t ćūz a ny wn. Last wīc, ɖ ćanslr wz sact fr inactñ ɖ prîm̦inistr’z wil in a “mini-bujit” ɖt dstroid ɖ YC’z creḍbiḷti on globl marcits. On Wnzde, Suela Breṿmn, ɖ homsecṛtri, left ɖ cabiṇt tù, ostnsbli ovr a s’kṛti brīć, olɖo ɖ dparćr sjsts mor pṛfǎnd claśz ovr poḷsi n prṣnél at ɖ hart v guvnmnt.

Nu 10 hz lost cntrol. Nɖr v ɖ rplesmnt secṛtriz v stet in Ẃîthōl’z tū most pǎrfl dpartmnts – Jeṛmi Hunt at ɖ Treẓ́ri n Grant Śaps at ɖ Hom Ofis – bact Mz Trus’z campen ovr ɖ sumr. Hr project z ovr. Diṣplin hz c’lapst. Ɖ cabiṇt z a certecr’dmiṇstreśn, mîndñ ɖ śop ẃl a ny līdr z ćozn. Xpt Mz Trus z smhǎ stl ɖr. Ɖt anoṃli mst b endd.

Sm Tori MPz hv bn rluctnt t act, firñ ɖt a mshandld trnziśn cd prisiṗtet a jenṛl ilex́n ɖt wd cost ɖ Cnsrṿtivz duznz v sīts. Anɖr factr z ɖ nīd t avôd a līdrśp contest ɖt mt pt ɖ ćôs v a rplesmntprîm̦inistr bac in ɖ handz v grasrūts Tori membrz. Ɖe ilectd Mz Trus ovr ɖ sumr, n so ɖer jujmnt on sć matrz z dīmd unsǎnd.

In uɖr wrdz, Britn z xpctd t indyr dsfuñśnl n neglijnt guvnmnt in ordr ɖt a reźīm wɖ no oʈoṛti n a ʈredbér mandet cn ʈnc v sm we t riinfors its felñ grip on pǎr. Inax́n z a simtm v wìcnis ɖt olso xpresz an aṛgns wɖ pǎr. It cmpǎndz ɖ inɉri olrdi inflictd on ɖ cuntri bî ɖ impziśn v Mz Trus az prîm̦inistr in ɖ frst ples. It wz Tori membrz hu cnfrmd hr apôntmnt, bt Tori MPz hu pt hr on ɖ baḷt. Ɖe ćird ɖ dzastṛs “mini-bujit” ɖt hz léd d’recli t hayr guvnmntborowñ costs n blastd a houl in public fînansz.

Mz Trus’z îdīaz r rsponsbl fr mcñ olmst evrwn in ɖ YC purr, bt ś dd nt cīp ɖm sīcrit ovr ɖ sumr. It z ɖ hol Cnsrṿtiv parti ɖt berz rsponsbiḷti nǎ fr traśñ ɖ YC’z cṛdnślz az a creditwrɖi neśn, hīpñ fînanśl pen on struġlñ hǎsholdz, unḍmainñ ɖ fiscl fǎndeśnz v public srṿsz, n pśñ olrdi vulnṛbl ppl dīpr intu poṿti. Mz Trus hz olrdi páct a lot v misrūl intu a śort tîm. Ś mst nt b gvn eni longr t d wrs.

Ɖr z no prospect v ɖ prîm̦inistr’z pformns impruvñ. In parḷmnt on Wnzde ś sóud cnfyźn ovr pnśnzpoḷsi, cnfrmñ ɖ tripl-loc spendñcmitmnt ɖt ɖ ćanslr hd sjstd mt b abandnd. Ẃtvr stbiḷti hz bn gend bî średñ ɖ planz ɖt Mz Trus carid wɖ hr intu Dǎnñ Strīt z jeṗdîzd fr az loñ az ɖ oʈr v ɖ c’laṃti z stl in rezidns ɖr. It z nǎ a matr v naśnl inṭrest ɖt ɖ cuntri b léd bî smwn ceṗbl. F ɖ proses ɖt gts s ɖr z an ilex́n, so mć ɖ betr. Ɖ ny prîm̦inistr wd hv a propr mandet.

Ẃt mst nt b alaud z a loñ pirịd v ceos n p’raḷsis az ɖ last drops v oʈoṛti r rúñ ǎt v ɖs ragid guvnmnt. Ɖr z no justiḟceśn fr cīpñ Mz Trus in Dǎnñ Strīt, n a Tori rplesmnt wd nt stop ɖ rot. Ś z ɖ imīɉt probḷm, bt ɖ parti ɖt pt hr in pǎr hz forḟtd ɖ rît t nem a s’xesr. Ɖt ćôs śd b md bî ɖ Britiś ppl.

Instroduction to Ñspel

20/10/2022

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