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‘A terse press conference on Friday, devoid of contrition, served only to prove that Ms Truss is incapable of improvement.’ Photograph: Daniel Leal/AP
‘A trs presconfṛns on Frîde, dvôd v cntriśn, srvd onli t pruv ɖt Mz Trus z inceṗbl v impruvmnt.’ Foṭgraf: Dańl Liyl/AP

Ɖ Gardịn vy on ɖ Cnsrṿtiv parti: betr of ǎt

(Transcription of an article published in the Guardian on 14 October 2022)

Liz Trus’z project z finiśt n hr MPz nǒ it. Ɖ parti nīdz ny îdīaz n tîm t rībild in opziśn

Frîde 14 Octobr 2022

Liz Trus wz nvr lîcli t mc a gd prîm̦inistr n it z tù lêt nǎ fr hr t b an orḍneṛli bad wn. Hr repyteśn canot wɖstand ɖ damij olrdi inflictd on Britn’z icoṇmi. A cors c’rex́n on fiscl poḷsi mt brñ tmprri marcit stbiḷti, bt it wl tec ny līdrśp t rstor confidns ɖt ɖr z sǎnd jujmnt at ɖ hart v guvnmnt.

Mcñ a scepgot v Qāzi Qarteñ cnvinsz nwn. Ɖ ćanslr hz bn sacṛfîst t apiz critics v a mini-bujit ɖt gev xpreśn t ɖ wil v ɖ prîm̦inistr. Apôntñ Jeṛmi Hunt az Mr Qarteñ’z s’xesr brñz xpirịns bt nt chiṛns t ɖ guvnmnt. F Mr Hunt cōlz ɖ ic̣nomic śots, ɖ prîm̦inistr z rdundnt. F h dz’nt, ceos wl cntiny.

It wz Mz Trus hu hd ɖ roñ plan, at ɖ roñ tîm, intṛdyst in ɖ roñ we. Loñ aftr it wz clir t evrwn ǎtsd Dǎnñ Strīt ɖt hr îdịlojicl priscripśnz wr pôzn, ś wz dfndñ ɖm wɖ dogmatic condisnśn. Ɖ scel v ɖ orijinl err, magṇfaid bî ɖ uncomprihndñ folo-up, dsqoḷfîz hr fṛm ofis. A trs presconfṛns on Frîde, dvôd v cntriśn, srvd onli t pruv ɖt Mz Trus z inceṗbl v impruvmnt.

Most Cnsrṿtiv MPz wd b rid v hr tmoro f ɖe cd agri on a we t d it ɖt wd’nt mc ɖer pridic̣mnt īvn wrs, bî ẃć ɖe mīn avôdñ a contest ɖt mt pṛmot smwn īvn les sūṭbl ɖn Mz Trus.

Ɖr z olso cnsrn ɖt a rplesmnt wd fes an imīɉt crîsis v l’jitiṃsi. Ɖr r wez t arenj a s’xeśn, bîpasñ a baḷt v Tori membrz, bt ɖ ces fr a jenṛl ilex́n wd ɖen b oṿẃlmñ. Fy Tori MPz fīl sef inuf in ɖer sīts t reliś ɖt prospect.

Ɖ probḷm v a ʈredbér mandet z an iśu olrdi. Ɖ unritn rūlz v Britiś dmocṛsi alǎ fr ćenjz v prîm̦inistr wɖt neśnwîd ilectṛl ratiḟceśn, bt ɖ l’jitiṃsi v a guvnmnt ɖus instōld dmandz hymiḷti in recgnîzñ ɖt pǎr z d’rîvd fṛm a parḷmntri mjoṛti wún on a ptiklr maṇfesto. Mz Trus’z mavric bujit’dvnćr dfaid ɖt prínsipl. Ś imbarct on a dstructiv cors wɖ a reṿluśnri zīl ɖt hd no deṃcratic besis.

Ɖ denjrz inhiṛnt in ɖs sićueśn r evidnt t raṣ́nl Tori MPz, mni v hūm rec̣gnîz ɖt reźīmćenj z fast bcmñ a matr v naśnl rjnsi, trumpñ eni qsćn v ẃt it mīnz fr ɖ parti. Hvñ witnist ɖ harm ɖt Mz Trus cn d t Britn in jst a fy wīcs, it z hard t mc ɖ ces fr wêtñ n siyñ ẃt mt hapn f ś stez in ɖ job fr yirz.

Ɖt z ɖ petriotic ces fr ax́n. It hapnz olso t b tru ɖt ɖ Cnsrṿtiv parti’z slf-inṭrest z srvd bî swiftli dspozñ v its cuṛnt līdrśp. Mz Trus’z funḍmnṭlist libterịn îdioḷji hz bn stres-tstd n brocn bî ɖ vri fors it veṇrets az a s’prīm oʈoṛti – ɖ marcit. Hr cṛdnślz n hr crīd cd hardli b mor comprihnsivli dmoliśt. Ɖr r uɖr strenz v Cnsrṿtizm n tṛdiśnz in ɖ parti wrʈ salṿjñ fṛm ɖ ruin v Mz Trus’z project. Ɖt z a tasc t b unḍtecn in opziśn, ẃć z clirli nǎ ɖ propr ples fr ɖ Tōriz, az its mor onṛbl MPz n s’portrz mst riylîz.

Instroduction to Ñspel

15/10/2022

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