IF
F I hd feʈ
ɖt a powm v mîn
at ɖ rît tîm
n in ɖ rît ples
cd spred luv n pīs,
mc fwa-gra hisṭri fr gīs,
tec fṛm ɖ rić n gv t ɖ pur,
fix a brocn bacdor,
mc siṿlîześn mor sivl,
stop tōcrz tōcñ drivl,
reẓrect ɖ ded,
mnd ɖ gardnśed,
sev ɖ ẃelz,
gt m a cotij in ɖ Yorcśr Dêlz,
injndr hop n ćaṛti,
gv trnspaṛnsi mor claṛti,
bwić n bgîl
or at līst mc y smîl,
cunjr smʈñ ǎt v nʈñ,
cīp ɖ foxz fri fṛm huntñ,
solv ɖ ic̣nomic crîsis,
iliṃnet Îsis,
dump Trump,
xit Brexit,
untwist m n unbitr,
imprizn lǎts hu drop ɖer litr,
pt an end t grīd,
mc Worbrec Rzrvz win ɖ ftbōl līg,
hlp ɖ Marśnz gt bî on Marz,
florịnoṗlîz ɖt emti vāz,
hīl ɖ sic n mc pen sīs,
gv caḅjz incris,
stop ɖ wor,
wrc ǎt ẃt on rʈ lîf’s fr,
sumn ɖ sblîm,
mc ɖ busz run on tîm
or
cd mc y a man, mî bô,
I mt rait mor.