Tag Archives: Alphabet
Clasics in Ñspel: PRIDE AND PREJUDICE, by Jane Austen
CLERIHEWS: THE THREE BREXITEERS
(26 Jūne 2016)
Jonsn, Boris:
“ɖ hiro hu wun ǎr frīdm fr s.”
So śǎt Hip hip hre unls
y d’nt b’liv ɖ gutrpres.
Mîcl Gov:
a crtịs, intelijnt, Yrosceptic cov
hu clevrli mest p Edyceśn
n nǎ, wɖ gret rspct, ɖ Neśn.
Nîjl Farāj:
ɖ YCIP līdr huz vrbl barāj
s’xesf̣li tòt s loñ diviźn
(ẃć z ẃt rmenz v Nîjl’z viźn).
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POEMS IN ÑSPEL: THE ROLLING ENGLISH ROAD by G K Chesterton
A CLERIHEW: ABUBAKAR SHEKAU
(18 Epril 2016)
Abūbacar Śecǎ
ʈncs cid-napñ z God’z wrc smhǎ.
(H’z clirli cnfyzd abt hiz imployr. Me ɖ Devl rpe hm wel
in Hel.)
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A CLERIHEW: HENRY VIII
Henri ɖ Etʈ:
bî ɖ gres v God, Cñ v Ñgḷnd n Frans, Lord v Îrḷnd n Dfndr v ɖ Feʈ,
hiz mn b’lif biyñ: ɖ bigist probḷm in hiz lîf
wz huevr hapnd t b hiz wîf.
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A CLERIHEW: AUGUSTO PINOCHET
Ǎgŭsto Pīnoće
Ćíłn dictetr bac in ɖ de
hu trnsformd Ćíli intu Hel.
Let’s hop Hel’z ćili fr hm az wel.
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A CLERIHEW: JACOB ZUMA
(5 Epril 2016)
Jecb Zūma
z noun fr hiz sns v hymr,
hiz bst joc biyñ ɖt cnviẋn fr homimbeliśmnt c’rupśn
z jst a miscnstruẋn.
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A CLERIHEW: JINPING, XI
(4 Epril 2016)
Jinpñ, Śi:
vri pǎrfl, h,
n mć luvd bî evri Ćînīz hu
nǒ mć luvñ, ɖt ɖ sefist ʈñ t d.
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A CLERIHEW: KARADŽIĆ, RADOVAN
(24 Marć 2016)
Carajić, Radovan:
wns ɖ go-tu man
fr Srbịn naśnlizm n eʈnic clenzñ.
Awordd ɖ Inṭnaśnl Criminl Trîbynl Mć–Dzrvd Unhapi Endñ.
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A CLERIHEW: GEORGE OSBORNE
(21 Marć 2016)
Jorj Ozborn
wz cnsidrd ɖ gretist p’liticl straṭjist ɖt e’r wz born
untl it bcem apaṛnt
ɖt h wz’nt.
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A CLERIHEW: JOHN PRESCOTT
(19 Marć 2016)
Jon Prescót:
prîzfîtr fr ɖt Ny Lebr lot,
hu onli agrìd t b a Lord la-di-da
t fît ɖ sistm fṛm insd ha ha