Men for the car
A car for the don
Ants for the pirates
An O for the oath
A fig for marriage
Butter for madam
A cosy for tea
Tell William!
Dough for the merry
Love for Ellie
A fan for the fox
Staff for the Fall
Spades for the queen
An egg for Eugene
Dutch for the flying
A ring for the cycle
Peace for war
A rose for the ear
A castle for beards
A bar for the bride
Rhymes for Peter
A rake for the pro
A mack for the lady
Gore for the ruddy
A bud for Billy
A god for Boris
A daughter for Reggie
Force for the tinny
A bin for Jack
A flue for the magic
A turn for the crew
A loo for Lu
Oranges for love
A grin for the low
A hat for the wife
A loss for the fair
A dam for the gutter
A dream for the summer
China for Nick
Pearls for the fish
Juliette for Rome
A son for Sam
Midday for the semi
An opera for Penny
A tour for Dot
And dough for Mick
Vespers for Cecil
A car for the men.
Amen.