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Powmz fṛm Uncl Arʈr: CLOSE SHAVE

CLOS ŚEV

Nirli nict mslf śeving

az ofn I d

ẃn ɖ sop z so soft

n ɖ scî z so blu

Olmst slipt ptñ on mî soc

ẃć hapnz qt a bit

ẃn ɖ flor z so flîti

ɖ scî so blu

ɖ sop so soft

n mî hart gz hóp scip flip

Cd’v ćoct upn mî ti

ẃć z nt so rer at ol

f ɖ tīlīvz līv tù lêt

hóp scip flip

flor so flîti

sop so soft

scî so blu

n I fri-fōl ʈru ɖ hōl

Nirli wz run ovr

by Numbr 63

bcz ɖ bus wz rūbi-red

fri-fél ʈru hōl

līvz left tù lêt

hart hóp scip flip

flor so flîti

sop so soft

scî so blu

n I’m fīlñ nt qt m

Olmst disingejd yr get –

I d it qt a lot

ẃn yr getposts stand so prǎd

nt qt m wz rūbi-red

ʈru ɖ hōl līvz left tù lêt

scip flip so flîti

sop soft scî blu

n it’s olmst nǎ ocloc

Stumbld on yr dorstep –

mć īzịr ɖn y’d ʈnc

ẃn ɖ ston sz Welcm Hom

nǎ ocloc prǎd nt m rūbi

hōl ti hóp flip

fri soft blu scî

n ɖ pevmnt’s prpl-pnc

Nirli fél intu yr armz

ẃć z vri īzi tù

bcz yr îz r dîmnd-brît

ɖ pevmnt’s pnc ɖ ston sd Hom

it’s haf-past nǎ yr getposts prǎd

nt fīlñ m bus 63

fél ʈru ɖ hōl līvz left tù lêt

wnt hóp scip flip so flîti flor

fri soft blu scî

fri soft blu scî

n I’m so in luv wɖ y



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Powmz fṛm Uncl Arʈr: IF

IF

 

F I hd feʈ

ɖt a powm v mîn

at ɖ rît tîm

n in ɖ rît ples

cd spred luv n pīs,

mc fwa-gra hisṭri fr gīs,

tec fṛm ɖ rić n gv t ɖ pur,

fix a brocn bacdor,

mc siṿlîześn mor sivl,

stop tōcrz tōcñ drivl,

reẓrect ɖ ded,

mnd ɖ gardnśed,

sev ɖ ẃelz,

gt m a cotij in ɖ Yorcśr Dêlz,

injndr hop n ćaṛti,

gv trnspaṛnsi mor claṛti,

bwić n bgîl

or at līst mc y smîl,

cunjr smʈñ ǎt v nʈñ,

cīp ɖ foxz fri fṛm huntñ,

solv ɖ ic̣nomic crîsis,

iliṃnet Îsis,

dump Trump,

xit Brexit,

untwist m n unbitr,

imprizn lǎts hu drop ɖer litr,

pt an end t grīd,

mc Worbrec Rzrvz win ɖ ftbōl līg,

hlp ɖ Marśnz gt bî on Marz,

florịnoṗlîz ɖt emti vāz,

hīl ɖ sic n mc pen sīs,

gv caḅjz incris,

stop ɖ wor,

wrc ǎt ẃt on rʈ lîf’s fr,

sumn ɖ sblîm,

mc ɖ busz run on tîm

or

cd mc y a man, mî bô,

I mt rait mor.

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Powmz fṛm Uncl Arʈr: JUST DESSERTS

JUST DZRTS

Ɖ stori wz nicrbocr glori

untl mî î

fél on apl pî, onli t trn

t ɖ ruf n tumbl

v rūbarb crumbl, ɖ bîlatṛl wit

v bnana split, a scrumśs plet

v caṛt cec, ou peut-etre savourer

une crème brûlée, or phps a plunj

intu trīcl spunj, n ǒ! fr a bytifl

slîs v frūt trîfl, or a ćili wōltsdrīm

v Viena îscrīm, n ẃt a sinfl bt gd ʈñ

sticitofi pdñ! or ʈncñ it ovr

ẃ nt sm pvlova, or lemn mrañ

t gv lîf a tang? bt mć az I traid

I jst cd’nt dsîd. N so it wz lcñ

ol rɖr rum baba, untl trnñ t y

I sudnli ń: ɖ dzrt I dzrvd

wz yr tiṛmisu.

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Powmz fṛm Uncl Arʈr: RHYMING ROBOT

RÎMÑROBÓT

I am a robót.

A robótman I am.

I run on ti n powtri

N a slîs v bred n jam.

Ti n powtri

N a slîs v bred n jam

Z ẃt mcs a rîmñ robót

Đ robótman I am.

Plīz gv m bred n jam

Sm ti n powtri

Fr wɖt sć ʈñz a robót

Z mir mśīṇri.

wɖt sć ʈñz a robót

sć ʈñz a robót

ʈñz a robót

a robót

robót

robót

robót

robót

robót

robót

robót

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Powmz fṛm Uncl Arʈr: LIFE SENTENCE

LÎF-SNTNS

 

(wɖ ybiqiṭs apoḷjiz)

Lîf’s t b livd

so liv fr tde

or carpe diem

f yr Latin’z oce

n d’nt lūz ɖ wil t liv

or se lîf e’nt wrʈ livñ

bcz y onli liv wns

n lîf’s tù śort

az w’r hir tde

gn tmoro

indd fṛm credl t grev

e’nt ɖt loñ a ste

lîf z a caḅre old ćum

ɖ bst ʈñz in lîf r fri

livñ z īzi wɖ îz clozd

n lîf’s nt abt hǎ mni breʈs y tec

bt ɖ momnts ɖt tec yr breʈ awe

so liv n let liv

īt drinc n b meri

fr tmoro

cn lc aftr itslf

n enwe

ǎr litl lîf z rǎndd wɖ a slīp

n lîf ẃt z it bt a drīm

wć z nt t se lîf c’nt b cruwl

lîf z hard

n nʈñ z srtn bt deʈ n taxz

so lc lîvli

h cem t sev ɖ livñ nt ɖ ded

liv az if evri de wz yr last

d’nt fret abt spelñ or gramr

n srtnli nt sintax

it’s nt a matr v lîf or deʈ

it’s mor importnt ɖn ɖt

rmembr God raits stret on crŭcid lîvz

n liv lîf t ɖ fl stop

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Powmz fṛm Uncl Arʈr: FOURTEEN

FORTĪN

D’nt wōc undr a

ladr, d’nt let a frog in

sîd, d’nt opn an um

brela untl y’r ǎt ǎt

sîd, rflect bfr y brec a

mirr, crosñ blac-cat paɖz – un

wîz, d’nt sñ ẃn ītñ

dinr, d’nt brñ an alḅtros di

mîz, d’nt gift a prs wɖ emti

inr, n v cors ɖr’z mor bi

sîdz, bt apṛpo v poa

tri, ẃt’er yr rîmñ

scīm, b mnli mîti cerfl nt

t cōl yr powm Ʈr

 

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CLERIHEWS: THE THREE BREXITEERS

(26 Jūne 2016)

(Fotoz invrtd fr betr pspctv.)

Jonsn, Boris:
“ɖ hiro hu wun ǎr frīdm fr s.”
So śǎt Hip hip hre unls
y d’nt b’liv ɖ gutrpres.

Mîcl Gov:
a crtịs, intelijnt, Yrosceptic cov
hu clevrli mest p Edyceśn
n nǎ, wɖ gret rspct, ɖ Neśn.

(Foto invrtd fr betr pspctv.)

Nîjl Farāj:
ɖ YCIP līdr huz vrbl barāj
s’xesf̣li tòt s loñ diviźn
(ẃć z ẃt rmenz v Nîjl’z viźn).

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