(7 Jańri 2018)
Đ fōnñ Vîs-Prezi cōld Pns
ʈncs ɖt fōnñ wl gv hiz lîf sns,
ẃć cn hardli b roñ
bcz ɖ Prezi z Don
n hiz īgo z maga imns
Tag Archives: Franc powmz
A CLERIHEW: DONALD J. TRUMP
(5 Jańri 2018)
DOṆLD J TRUMP, MAGA UNPRESIDNT OV Đ DISYNÎTD STETS OV A
Let s pre:
Dir God, lc dǎn upn ɖî srvnt Don n mc him mć mr bigli les s’xesf̣lr
ɖn Roḅt Mŭlr.
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A CLERIHEW: MRS T
A CLERIHEW: JACOB REES-MOGG
(3 Jańri 2018)
Jecb Rīs–Mog, MP
fr ɖ Etīnʈ Snć̣ri.
Moto: Sic Brexit Mogomania.
Livz in Rŭriteńa.
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CLERIHEWS: THE THREE BREXITEERS
(26 Jūne 2016)
Jonsn, Boris:
“ɖ hiro hu wun ǎr frīdm fr s.”
So śǎt Hip hip hre unls
y d’nt b’liv ɖ gutrpres.
Mîcl Gov:
a crtịs, intelijnt, Yrosceptic cov
hu clevrli mest p Edyceśn
n nǎ, wɖ gret rspct, ɖ Neśn.
Nîjl Farāj:
ɖ YCIP līdr huz vrbl barāj
s’xesf̣li tòt s loñ diviźn
(ẃć z ẃt rmenz v Nîjl’z viźn).
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A LIMERICK: SEPP BLATTER
(4 Jūn 2016)
Đ xbos v FIFA, Sep Blatr,
sd, “Ftbōl’z ɖ hart v ɖ matr,”
bt h wz pron t a brîb
so, līvñ ftbōl asîd,
muni z ɖ soul v Sep Blatr.
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A CLERIHEW: ABUBAKAR SHEKAU
(18 Epril 2016)
Abūbacar Śecǎ
ʈncs cid-napñ z God’z wrc smhǎ.
(H’z clirli cnfyzd abt hiz imployr. Me ɖ Devl rpe hm wel
in Hel.)
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A CLERIHEW: HENRY VIII
Henri ɖ Etʈ:
bî ɖ gres v God, Cñ v Ñgḷnd n Frans, Lord v Îrḷnd n Dfndr v ɖ Feʈ,
hiz mn b’lif biyñ: ɖ bigist probḷm in hiz lîf
wz huevr hapnd t b hiz wîf.
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A CLERIHEW: AUGUSTO PINOCHET
Ǎgŭsto Pīnoće
Ćíłn dictetr bac in ɖ de
hu trnsformd Ćíli intu Hel.
Let’s hop Hel’z ćili fr hm az wel.
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A CLERIHEW: JACOB ZUMA
(5 Epril 2016)
Jecb Zūma
z noun fr hiz sns v hymr,
hiz bst joc biyñ ɖt cnviẋn fr homimbeliśmnt c’rupśn
z jst a miscnstruẋn.
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A CLERIHEW: JINPING, XI
(4 Epril 2016)
Jinpñ, Śi:
vri pǎrfl, h,
n mć luvd bî evri Ćînīz hu
nǒ mć luvñ, ɖt ɖ sefist ʈñ t d.
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A LIMERICK: PANAMA PAPERS
(4 Epril 2016)
Đ slf-hlp gîd “Paṇmā Peprz”
hz rvild ɖ top 1%’s ceprz.
So az ɖe nǒ hǎ,
ɖ 99 nǎ
cn b ɖ top 1 tù, bjeḅz.