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Fṛm Đ Gardịn: Robert Jenrick going to war with Mickey Mouse is no surprise – this government is anti-child to its core

‘Children have become unaffordable to a generation that is worse off than their parents.’ Photograph: Dominic Lipinski/PA
‘Ćildṛn hv bcm un’forḍbl t a jeṇreśn ɖt z wrs of ɖn ɖer peṛnts.’ Foṭgraf: Dominic Lipinski/PA

Roḅt Jnric gwñ t wor wɖ Mici Mǎs z no s’prîz – ɖs guvnmnt z antīćîld t its cor

(Transcription of an Guardian article of 11 July 2023)

Pentñ ovr a ḿṛl z jst ɖ lêtist cruwl twist in 13 yirz v Cnsrṿtiv hostiḷti t faṃliz

Polly Toynbee
Póli Tônbi

Tyzde, 11 Jlî 2023

Pent ovr Mici Mǎs
Brn Ẃr ɖ Wîld Ʈñz R
Pulṿrîz ɖ Lego
Set fîr t ɖ Crisṃs-tri star.

Sīz ol ɖ tediz.
Beri evri scipñ rop
Pent ɖ wōlz darc brǎn
Aboliś ol hop.”

Ɖt’s a powm jst ritn bî ɖt wîz n b’luvid ćildṛn’z ćampịn, Mîcl Rozn, in rspons t ɖ iṃgreśnministr, Roḅt Jnric. It’s a “Stop ol ɖ clocs” fr ćildṛn, n a rtort t Jnric’s ordr t stāf at an asîḷmsīcr rspśnsntr fr ćildṛn t blac ǎt Mici Mǎs n Wini-ɖ-Pù ḿṛlz.

Stāf at ɖ Cnt intec ynit rzistd, bt Jnric wz rportidli aḍmnt, t mc clir, h sd, ɖt ɖs wz a “lw-inforsmnt invîrnmnt” n “nt a welcm-sntr”, dogidli miṃcñ hiz bos, Suela Braṿmn.

Hir wz pforṃtiv poḷtics fr imajind rîtwñ votrz, bt īvn ɖe me hv blenćt, lîc mni v hiz ǒn MPz. Ɖr wz litl denjr v ɖs ynit bcmñ a welcm-sntr, sins its last inspx́n-rport faund ɖ tôḷts “un’xptbli drti” wɖ a “tù liṃtd” renj v tôz fr yuñ ćildṛn n “litl rīdñ-mtirịl”.

A Tori ministr gwñ t wor wɖ Mici Mǎs z pićprfict p’liticl imijri fr ɖ endñ v ɖer ira. Me h b grītd fr evr bî ppl wẹrñ Mici Mǎs irz. Filip Pŭlmn twītd: “Cold, cruwl, ɖ act v a soul ɖt’s śrivld n mīn t its cor.” Stìvn Ciṇc, ɖ śado mîgreśnministr, sd: “Ol ɖe hv left z tuf tōc n cruwl n caḷs poḷsiz,” az ɖ stori flù arnd ɖ wrld t śem s ol yt agn.

So Jnric entrz ɖ frmmnt v inḟmi rzrvd fr poḷtiśnz hu oceźṇli līp ǎt v ɖ rancs v obskṛti intu ɖ hisṭri-bcs az ɖ prfict embḷm v ɖer p’liticl tîmz. Án Widdecombe wz wn, ẃn ś sprañ t noṭrayti az priznzministr fr śaclñ fīmel priznrz t ayn bedstedz wɖ hancufs n ćenz az ɖe gev brʈ: ɖ imij reẓnetd bcz it so prficli capćrd hr parti’z pyṇtiv poḷtics.

Jnric’s vîlnis rvrḅrets bcz h z nt sm mavric ćîldcrunćr, bt an embḷm v a guvnmnt ɖt hz, fr utrli bwilḍrñ rīznz, dlibṛtli foc̣st its osteṛti on faṃliz n ćildṛn. Ɖe hv bòrn ɖ brunt, nt bî axidnt, bt wɖ intnt. Naćṛli, mîgṛntćildṛn r ɖ top targit (unls ɖe dî in ɖ sī ẃn ministrz śed a wōtrfōl v croc̣dîltirz). Ɖ sinistr dis’piṛns v asîḷmćildṛn, probbli stoḷn, fṛm hotelz ẃr ɖe wr dumt wd norṃli si eni siṿlîzd guvnmnt set of a hy n crî t fînd ɖer fet. Bt sins Britiś-born ćildṛn rsiv similr neglijns, it’s no s’prîz ɖt dd’nt hapn: rîzñ numbrz v ćildṛn in cer r biyñ dumt far awe intu proḟtirñ homz in ćīp n dprîvd eriaz.

Let’s rîfl ʈru guvnmntprîoṛtiz v ɖz past 13 yirz, t śo ɖs z nt hîpŕḅle. Hvr hard ɖ tîmz, y mt xpct eni siṿlîzd ssayti t pt ćildṛn frst, yt tîm n agn ɖe cm last.

Wɖn a stricn NHS, mtrṇtisrṿsz hv sufrd ispeṣ́li badli; a ʈrd v hlʈvizitrz r gn; n īvn in mntl hlʈ, ćîld n aḍlesnt srṿsz hv ɖ longist wêts.

Ɖe mt cōl ɖs osteṛti’z axdntl c’latṛl damij, bt beṇfitspoḷsi dlibṛtli impovṛśz ćildṛn. Jorj Ozbōrn léd ɖ ćarj wɖ beṇfitcuts ɖt stript £37bn mostli fṛm faṃliz. Hiz tū-ćîld limit on beṇfits dprîvd peṛnts v £2,800 fr a ʈrd ćîld, n pśt 1.1 miłn mor ćildṛn intu poṿti, mcñ a totl v 4.2 miłn last yir. Hiz beṇfitcap cruśz ɖoz in hî-rent eriaz. Ɖ asid ton wz set bî Devid Camṛn in 2012, seyñ: “Qt simpli, w hv bn incuṛjñ wrcñ-ej ppl t hv ćildṛn n nt wrc.”

Lebr liftd 800,000 ćildṛn ǎt v reḷtiv poṿti, bt f ɖ Toriz r stl in pǎr bî 2027 ɖe wl wîp ǎt ɖ last v ɖt gen, sz ɖ Reẓluśn Fǎndeśn. Wn ttemic rzult wl last: Britiś ćildṛn hv śrunc in hît in rleśn t ɖoz in similr cuntriz.

Hir’z anɖr ifct: ɖ brʈ ret rouz in Lebr yirz, ẃn bebiz wr welcmd wɖ a ćîld trustfund at brʈ n wɖ 3,500 Śr Start sntrz, nǎ mostli gn or radicli rdyst. Bt sins 2012, brʈs hv pluṃtd bî an alarmñ n ic̣nomicli harmfl 12.2%. Ćildṛn hv bcm un’forḍbl t a jeṇreśn ɖt z wrs of ɖn ɖer peṛnts at bebipṛdysñ ej, nǎ spendñ a ʈrd v ɖer wejz on nrṣriz, wɖ lowr incmz, hayr rents n hevi dét.

Lc ẃt els ćildṛn hv lost sins 2010. Plesz t ple r dgredd bî £330m cuts t parcs’ upcīp, ofn līvñ rect plêgrǎndz. Mor ɖn 700 cḿṇti ftbōlpićz hv gn, alñ wɖ 200 scūl pleyñfīldz sold of n 400 swimñpūlz clozd. Nirli 800 lîbrriz hv gn, ɖoz hêvnz fr ćildṛn on wintrdez. In culćṛli dplitd scūlz, cuts in artstīćrz hz left a 40% fōl in stydnts tecñ eni JSSE arts.

Ol ɖs hd olrdi hapnd ẃn ɖ pandemic struc: ćildṛn peid ɖ Covid prîs, loct in n śut ǎt v scūl, nt t sev ɖmslvz bt ɖ lîvz v oldr ppl. Ẃr’z ɖ grattyd fr ol ɖe lost? Faṃliz hd £20 ript of ɖer yṇvrsl credit az sn az it wz ovr; tde’z Reẓluśn Fǎndeśn rport śoz ɖt ɖt hlpt t tip anɖr 100,000 ppl intu abṣlut poṿti. Mî tripl-loct jeṇreśn jst got a 10% pnśnrîz, ẃl ćildṛn’z oṿwrct n unḍstaft tīćrz r ofrd 4.3%. Ɖs z ɖ p’liticl bacgrǎnd t Jnricizm, ɖ antīćîld cor v hiz guvnmnt, ingrend dīp in ɖer nećr.

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"House by the Railroad," Edward Hopper, 1925

Fṛm Đ Gardịn: George Osborne destroyed Britain’s safety net. The Covid inquiry should shame him into silence

Chancellor George Osborne at the City of London Corporation's bankers’ and merchants’ dinner at the Mansion House on 16 June 2010. Photograph: Bloomberg/Getty Images
Ćanslr Jorj Ozbōrn at ɖ Siti v Lundn Corṗreśn’z bancrz’ n mrćnts’ dinr at ɖ Manśnhǎs on 16 Jūn 2010. Foṭgraf: Blūmbrg/Geti Iṃjz

Jorj Ozbōrn dstroid Britn’z seftinet. Ɖ Covid inqîri śd śem him intu sîḷns

(Transcription of an Guardian article of 1 June 2023)

Hiz iniqiṭs osteṛtiprogram left ɖ popyleśn sic, vulnṛbl, n unpriperd fr a pandemic

Polly Toynbee
Póli Tônbi

Ʈrzde 1 Jūn 2023

Ɖ  belz told at 4pm tde, ɖ dedlîn ẃn evri śred v evidns wd b handd ovr bî lw t Heɖr Halit, ɖ rtîrd hîcort juj. Ɖ guvnmnt set p ɖ Covid inqîri, ordend its wîd rīmit, gev its ćer līgl pǎrz t cmand ẃtvr evidns ś dīmz nesṣri, bt ɖen bōlct at obeyñ it.

Public atnśn wl foc̣s on ɖ contents v ɖoz WotsAps n not-bcs. Ẃt wr ministrz n ofiślz seyñ t ć uɖr? Z Doṃnic Cumñz rît ɖt Boris Jonsn sd “let ɖ bodiz pîl hî?” Uɖr formz v caḷs siṇsizm me b xpozd f w dscuvr ɖt ministrz ń “īt ǎt t hlp ǎt” wz a plegspredr n pt ɖ icoṇmi bfr sefti. Mor wl b rvild abt fast-tráct meġcontracts fr croniz, n abt ɖoz hu wr hiroz amñ ɖ gd sayntists n doctrz. Ministrz’ ton wl set ɖ contxt fr ol ɖe dd, az b’rivd faṃliz woć hōc-aid evri step v ɖ we. Ɖs batl ovr admisbl evidns n blac-ñc rdax́nz z onli ɖ frst strugl amñ poḷtiśnz hopñ t prizrv ɖer repyteśnz. Bî ɖ fînl rec̣nñz, ẃtvr ɖ blem n prêz, ɖz actrz wl hv left ɖ p’liticl stej.

Ɖ inqîri z dvîdd intu ʈri modylz: bfr, jrñ n aftr ɖ pandemic. Vîtl lésnz wl b lrnt – practicl, tecnicl, sạntific n administṛtiv – abt lînz v cmand n spīd v rspons. Têlz v hymn streñʈs, stypidtiz, briłns n felñz wl b abzorbñ. Bt bî far ɖ dīpist p’liticl lésn rzǎndñ intu ɖ fyćr wl cm fṛm modyl wn, “Rziłns n priperidnis”. Ɖs wl “lc intu ɖ priperidnis fr ɖ pandemic” n ases “f ɖ pandemic wz proprli pland fr n ẃɖr ɖ YC wz adiqtli redi fr ɖt ivnćuaḷti”. W nǒ ɖ ansr olrdi.

Amñ ɖoz sumnd t gv evidns fr ɖs modyl, t b hŕd fṛm 13 Jūn, r tū men hu hd loñ left pǎr bî ɖ tîm Covid blù in. Yt Devid Camṛn n Jorj Ozbōrn me hv most t ansr fr. Bî 2020 ɖ cndiśn v ɖ cuntri hd bn larjli set bî Ozbōrn, ɖ pǎrhǎs bhnd ɖ fruntman. Camṛn hd bn ɖ cuvr, adpt at sīmñ rīzṇbl, no glīm v ɖ îdịlog in hiz î az h hugd husciz n sumnd a big ssayti v cḿṇti ax́n. Ɖ Brexitrz, hūm h cōld “frūtcecs”, wr ɖ xtrimists hu alaud ɖz tū t sīm lîc moḍrets, ɖer copiz v Hîec n Frīdmn hidn in ɖer bac pocits.

Ɖ devsteśn ɖe cōzd fṛm ɖer frst, Jūn 2010, bujit set ɖ pes fr a pirịd v osteṛti mor savij ɖn enʈñ atmtd bî Marġrit Ʈaćr, huz fes hd adornd ɖer wōlz az stydnts. Ɖe tîtnd ʈumscruz in bujit aftr bujit, stripñ ɖ public relm n spẹrñ nʈñ in ɖer psyt v an evr-smōlr stet. Ɖ six ćanslrz hu foloud Ozbōrn wr cut fṛm ɖ sem stet-śrincñ cloʈ, n psyd hiz osteṛti program wɖ īql zīl.

Ɖ naśnl unpriperidnis Ozbōrn left in hiz wec starts wɖ ɖ NHS itslf, ẃć ɖ Cnsrṿtivz inheṛtd at pīc pformns in 2010 aftr yirz v jenṛs fînans. Bî ɖ plegyir v 2020, its fundñ p’ hed hd bn ẃitld dǎn fr mor ɖn a deced, dspt a fast-rîzñ n eldrli popyleśn. Sali Woṛn, d’rectr v poḷsi at ɖ Cñ’z Fund hlʈ ʈnctanc, woćt it hapn fṛm wɖn guvnmnt: ś pônts t fywr bedz, trenñcuts, b’lūnñ stāfvec̣nsiz, śorṭjz v iqipmnt n téc s’port, n ɖ axñ v capitl fr rperz.

Bt bynd ɖs incrisñli ʈredbér NHS, Woṛn tld m ɖt Covid hd torn ʈru a vulnṛbl popyleśn in a dtirịretñ stet v hlʈ. “Tù mni ppl’z rziłns wz wìcnd. Impruvmnts in lîf xpctnsi stōld in ɖ 2010z n Covid md ɖ wìcist ilr.” Ɖs wz dy t “lac v rli dạgnosis”, bt olso “ɖ stet v hǎzñ, erqoḷti, ppl’z dayt. Yr incm, yr invîrnmnt, yr xpoźr t advtîzñ n lac v fizicl activti afctd rziłns.” Ɖ guvnmnt’s fełr t ćalinj fūdmańfacćrrz ovr sōlt n śŭgr hlpt incris ćîld’biṣti. NHS cḿṇtisrṿsz wr drend n fundz rīdirectd t cīp akt srṿsz gwñ, ś sd.

Covid atact a sic popyleśn n a wìcnd hlʈ n sośl cer srvis. Ozbōrn wz ruʈlis in hiz beṇfitcuts, ispeṣ́li ɖoz afctñ ćildṛn, plunjñ ɖm frɖr b’lo sośl-s’kṛti levlz in similr cuntriz. Hǎ wr ɖ lǒist peid s’pozd t ste hom on sicpe ɖt z stl ɖ lǒist in ɖ OICD? Lo pe, inṣkr jobz, rîzñ rents n sm v ɖ most oṿcrǎdd hǎzñ in wstn Yṛp ol cntribytd t ɖ mortaḷti tol. Sins ɖ pandemic, 25% mor ppl hv bn of wrc, rportñ loñ-trm ilnis.

Nn v ɖz unḍlayñ vulnṛbiḷtiz bgan in 2020 ẃn Covid struc. V ol ɖ lésnz lrnt at ɖ end v ɖs inqîri, ɖ most importnt wn fr votrz wl b ɖs: nvr agn cn w fōl fr ɖ smōl-stet, lo-tax proṃsz ɖt līv evrwn vulnṛbl, wɖt ɖ s’kṛti v gd guvnmnt or ɖ pṛtx́n v gd public srṿsz. Camṛn z olrdi śemd intu sîḷns bî hiz Grīnsil grīd. Az fr Ozbōrn, h dzrvz ɖ sort v public condmneśn in ɖ fînl rport ɖt śd si him stript v ol ɖ undizrvd rwordz śǎrd on him sins līvñ parḷmnt. Ledi Halit hz startd ǎt splendidli rzistnt t p’liticl śiceṇri: hr rport cd b a nvr-agn landmarc on ɖ nīd fr a rziłnt ssayti.

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"House by the Railroad," Edward Hopper, 1925

Fṛm Đ Obzrvr: The price of failure: a moat for Johnson, jobs for Osborne and globetrotting for Truss

Liz Truss holds a press conference during her visit to Taipei this month. Photograph: Wiktor Dąbkowski/ZUMA Press Wire/Shutterstock
Liz Trus holdz a pres confṛns jrñ hr vizit t Taipei ɖs munʈ. Foṭgraf: Wiktor Dąbkowski/ZUMA Preswîr/Śuṭstoc

Ɖ prîs v fełr: a mot fr Jonsn, jobz fr Ozbōrn n globtrotñ fr Trus

(Transcription of an Observer article of 21 May 2023)

Ɖs unfgiṿbl trio cost Britn biłnz bt ɖ’v muvd on n w’r xpctd t fget

Catherine Bennett

Caʈrin Benit, Súnde 21 Me 2023

Nt t dnî ɖ apil v bcs n podcasts in ẃć s’xesfl ppl tōc insṗreśṇli abt fełr, bt a ny, qt difṛnt scūl v aṇcdotl evidns pṛpozz an oltrṇtiv aproć. Ẃt f ɖ most ifctiv we t dīl wɖ fełr z t dnî it evr hapnd? Or – s’pozñ smʈñ ǎtẉdli caṭstrofic z psivd defiṇtli t hv ocŕd – t xplen hǎ ɖs naṛtiv mirli cnfrmz ɖ harś ćaḷnjz cnfruntñ ɖ tarġtd îdiylist/sevyr/iṇsnt wrchors?

“Ẃn ɖ hrd muvz, it muvz.” (Boris Jonsn)

“Last ōtm I hd a mejr setbac.” (Liz Trus)

“I hd a riyli goldn tîm prsṇli.” (Jorj Ozbōrn)

F spectaklrli feld Cnsrṿtiv poḷtiśnz c’nt tec ol ɖ credit fr ɖs slf-suɖñ aproć t rcordd dzastr – Jeṛmi Corbin n uɖrz srv un’poḷjetic̣li elsẃr – ɖe ofr mastrclasz in fełrmanijmnt unlîcli t b s’pást untl anɖr partifeṿrit ćaḷnjz ɖ cnvnśn ɖt a leġsi v naśnl pen z incmpatbl wɖ c’rir’dvansmnt.

Trus biyñ ɖ Iliẓbʈ De v ɖs reṿluśn in fełr manijmnt. Jôn s t nt dscus ẃt ś dd’nt lrn fṛm a fełr ɖt nvr hapnd. Hr progres wɖ slf-vindceśn – az last wīc in Tîwan – mt lc pōltri bsd Ozbōrn’z mjestic x’sîz in rnywl, or Jonsn’z traṿlñ src̣s, bt ɖ formr hz tîm on hiz sîd, ɖ latr hiz fix́nz, śǒmnśp n b’wićt sponsrz.

Cnsiḍrñ hǎ mni hǎsholdz r lîcli t hv sufrd mor fînanśl pen fṛm Trus ɖn ɖe wd fṛm a mobîlfon robr – n hǎ sm me īvn rcōl ɖ misñ Ćīvnñ baʈrǒbz v ystrmunʈ – Trus’z rtrn fṛm ɖ wilḍnis, bfr ś’d īvn bn rportd misñ, wd sīm insenli msjujd f it wr’nt mor reṃnisnt v a trîumfnt Rić̣d III. Ɖt bit ẃr h sdysz ɖ wido v a man h rīsntli mrdrd. Ovr anɖr bodi. “Wz evr wmn in ɖs hymr wùd? Wz evr wmn in ɖs hymr wún?” Ɖt’s hǎ mad – or impresiv – it z t si nyz orġnîześnz ɖt lêtli ćartd ɖ £30bn cost v Trus’z idịsi nǎ rcordñ hr pṛnǎnsmnts wɖ a p’lît inṭrest olmst indistnḡśbl fṛm cmpliṣti.

Boris Johnson’s new home in Oxfordshire has a moat. Photograph: Geoffrey Swaine/Shutterstock
Boris Jonsn’z ny hom in Oxfdśr hz a mot. Foṭgraf: Jefri Swên/Śuṭstoc

Acć̣li it’s madr: Śecspir’z Rić̣d III pritndz t b penitnt. Last wīc Trus simpli stumbld ʈru inuf pṛnǎnsmnts on Ćîna t pswed ɖ guḷbl t promlget ɖ slfiz ś hz olwz cnsidrd, hr bîogṛfrz cnfrmd, criticl t hr inṭrests.“

Trus rjz Sūnac t clas Ćîna az a ‘ʈret’ t YC s’kṛti”, wz ɖ BBC’z dytifl tec, az f ɖs wz (a) nyz ǎtsd hr hed, n (b) riyli ɖ pônt v ɖ Taiwan-ʈīmd step in Trus’z rīhbiḷteśn. Sins ɖ rport sòt baḷns fṛm hr particritics, bt nt fṛm sviłn victimz v ɖ “mōrón riscprīmịm”, a popylr trm ś inspîrd az loñ ago az last Octobr, ɖs advnćr cd hardli hv gn betr fr wn v ɖ most ćarmlis vandlz in rīsnt p’liticl hisṭri. Ɖo ś z obvịsli forćṇt in ɖt rspct t beṇfit fṛm ɖ pạniyrñ xampl v Ozbōrn.
It’s ʈancs t Ozbōrn, pastmastr v fełrberịl, ɖt w nǒ ɖt public loɖñ n pṛfeśnl sspiśn cn diṣpet t cmplitli sef levlz in az litl az nîn yirz. Ɖt wz ɖ gap btwn Ozbōrn biyñ bùd at ɖ Lundn Paṛlimpics ẃn ppl stl rzntd hiz asōlt on public-srṿsz spendñ (includñ on ḿziymz), n hiz biyñ md ćermn v ɖ Britiś Ḿziym.

Hiz record az ćanslr, cndemd bʈ bfr n aftr ɖ c’rirćenj ɖt foloud hiz n Devid Camṛn’z risc-tecñ on Brexit, hd nt, v cors, cm btwn him n a s’xeśn v uɖr unlîcli bt fōlt-irezñ jobz, includñ eḍtñ Łifğeńi Leḅjef’s Īvnñ Standd.

China’s state press praised George Osborne for setting aside human rights objections, which already included the persecution of the Uyghurs. Photograph: Hannah McKay/Reuters
Ćîna’z stetpres prezd Jorj Ozbōrn fr setñ asd hymn-rîts objx́nz, ẃć olrdi includd ɖ prṣkśn v ɖ Wīgrz. Foṭgraf: Hana Mcî/Rôtrz

Tde, brniśt bî hiz Britiś Ḿziym cnx́n, freś pṛmośn fr ɖ crietr v ɖ bedrūm tax wl b rportd (h’z t orṇmnt ɖ Lingotto invstmntcumṗni), wɖt enwn ascñ ẃ y’d hîr smwn hu, az wel az wontñ T’rīza Me ćopt p “in mî frizr”, wz fr so loñ asośietd wɖ biyñ amezñli roñ. Nt onli on osteṛti, olɖo ɖt wd b inuf, bt on HS2, on ɖ gardnbrij n most memṛbli, f rmemḅrñ z yr ʈñ, on Ćîna. H léd a fōnñ deḷgeśn ɖr in 2015: “Let’s criet a goldn deced fr ɖ YC-Ćîna rleśnśp”. F h’d got hiz we, ɖ luv’fer wd stl hv tū yirz t run.

In rtrn, Ćîna’z stetpres prezd Ozbōrn fr setñ asd hymn-rîts objx́nz, ẃć olrdi includd ɖ prṣkśn v ɖ Wīgrz. “Cīpñ a modist manr z ɖ c’rect attyd fr a foṛn ministr viẓtñ Ćîna t sīc biznis oṗtyṇtiz.”
Last wīc Aḷster Cambl, aftr invîtñ ɖ modist stetsmn on t hiz podcast Ɖ Rest Z Poḷtics, sd Ozbōrn hd “sm gd advîs fr Lebr”. Hopḟli smwn in Lebr rcōlz ɖt in 2019 Ozbōrn, bacñ Jonsn, tld Standd rīdrz hiz canddet cd “pt hiz parti n cuntri bac on trac”.
Wɖ hiz rīsnt Elginwośñ hlpñ cmplit ɖ rmuvl v ẃt wns apird unśiftbl repyteśnl stenz, Ozbōrn’z riinvnśn, īzd bî onli ɖ mîldist xpreśnz v rgret, z a ri’śurñ tmplet fr eni poḷtiśn wɖ ziro dnaybiḷti fr ɖer part in ɖ YC’z post-2010 dclîn. Ẃt mt nt b fgivn bî ɖ public wl b sn fgotn, or, wɖ inuf bṛvādo n ny job tîtlz, ovŗitn.
Lîcwz, ẃtvr bcmz v Jonsn, ɖ rbycs ɖt trigrd hiz xit olrdi rīd lîc historic dokmnts, bérli rletd t ɖ prospṛs figr hu, hvñ dīreld bʈ hiz parti n cuntri, hz jst aqîrd ɖ ultiṃt stamp v Tori rspctbiḷti, a motd mánr. Phps Cári hz yt t rīd Aḷn Clarc’s dayriz.
Ẃɖr ɖ Tori we wɖ fełr wl beṇfit fełrz ǎtsd ɖ parti probbli dpndz on ɖ alījnsz v ɖ feld. A mōrón riscprīmịm ɖt ɖ Meil or Teḷgraf fgev fṛm Trus, ɖe wd nt fṛm Cir Starmr. Bt ɖ wilñnis v mor ńtṛl nyzsorsz t qot ɖ unripntnt Trus wɖ litl or no aluźn t hr dredfl prīvịs, hints ɖt ẃr śem hz olrdi gn, fełr cd stl folo.

Instroduction to Ñspel

"House by the Railroad," Edward Hopper, 1925