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Frank Poems: PPE

The Guardian: Covid Enquiry

Another sort of personal equipment

might have been better than the PPE

they paid a fortune for in procurement
from their cronies in dubious companies –

equipment, much of which inevitably
turned out to be unusable. Corruption,
corroding both corruptor and corruptee,
militates against appreciation
of the finer aspects of a nation,
such as sympathy, generosity
and simple humanity.

 

Hence my notion

that instead of buying half that PPE,
the money might have been much better spent
on personal poetic equipment.

"House by the Railroad," Edward Hopper, 1925

In Ñspel: The Guardian view on crony capitalism: a moral corruption stalks parliament

‘The revelations about Lady Mone show just how much strain the upper house and British state institutions have been put under by the current political dispensation.’ Photograph: PA
‘Ɖ reṿleśnz abt Ledi Mǒn śo jst hǎ mć stren ɖ upr hǎs n Britiś stet insttyśnz hv bn pt undr bî ɖ cuṛnt p’liticl dispnseśn.’ Foṭgraf: PA

Ɖ Gardịn vy on cronicapiṭlizm: a moṛl c’rupśn stōcs parḷmnt

(Transcription of a Guardian editorial of 24 Nov. 2022)

Ɖ cuntri z in trubl f jrñ a naśnl imrjnsi ɖ icoṇmi cd b so īẓli rigd t fevr cnctd insîdrz

Ʈrzde 24 Nvmbr 2022

Cronicapiṭlizm in ɖ Hǎs v Lordz z nt a gd lc fr Britn. Yt jrñ ɖ Covid crîsis, ɖr apird t b a stroñ ces ɖt p’liticl axes alaud priṿlijd indivijlz t xtract a gret dīl v wlʈ fṛm ɖ stet. On Wnzde, ɖ Gardịn pṛdyst astoṇśñ evidns fr ɖoz wśñ t proṣkt ɖs arğmnt. It sjstd ɖt Miśél Mǒn, a Tori pir, hr huzbnd, Dugḷs Baromn, n hr ćildṛn sīcṛtli rsivd £65m oriɉnetñ fṛm ɖ profits v PPI Medpro, a cumṗni ɖt wz awordd larj guvnmntcontracts jrñ ɖ pandemic aftr ś rec̣mndd it t ministrz. F capiṭlizm jrñ a naśnl imrjnsi cn b so īẓli rigd t fevr cnctd insîdrz ɖen ɖ cuntri z in trubl.

Ɖ guvnmnt lūbṛcetd sć qsćṇbl dīl-mcñ bî setñ p a “VIP len” intu ẃć s’playrz rec̣mndd bî poḷtiśnz or ofiślz wr fast-tráct. PPI Medpro’z biznis wz rfŕd t ɖ VIP len aftr Ledi Mǒn cntactd ɖ ministrz Mîcl Gove n Lord Agny t ofr hlp in Me 2020. A fy wīcs lêtr, ɖ guvnmnt cntractd t pe ɖ frm £203m fr pṛtctiv iqipmnt fr ɖ NHS. A cort lêtr sd ɖt ɖ VIP len wz unlwfl. Phps wrs, it wz inifctiv. Ɖ guvnmnt z nǎ in dspyt ovr miłnz v srjicl gǎnz s’plaid bî PPI Medpro ɖt it sz wr nt p t scrać. PPI Medpro insists its products pást inspx́nz.

Ledi Mǒn wz apôntd az a lîftîm pir bî Devid Camṛn in 2015. Hr arîvl on ɖ Tori bnćz rezd îbrǎz, gvn hr prīvịs s’port fr Lebr. Uɖrz qsćnd hr bizniscṛdnślz, gvn hr lãẓ́ribiznis hd lost muni (it wnt undr in 2018). Bt ɖ Tori pir wz unditŕd, selñ juwlri on a hom-śopñ ćanl n pṛmotñ hrslf az a criptocuṛnsi xprt. Ledi Mǒn’z cnspiḳs s’xes hz bn hard t mis rīsntli, wɖ a laviś lîfstîl v lux̣́riyotñ, an xpandñ proṗtiportfolio, a hunimūn in ɖ Indịn Ośn n a wedñ fīćrd in Hlo! maġzīn. Ɖ pir, hvr, dnîz bcmñ fntasticli rić bî proḟtñ fṛm a cumṗni ś lobid t b awordd stetcontracts.

Ledi Mǒn z biyñ invstgetd bî ɖ Lordz cmiśnr fr standdz aftr biyñ akzd v felñ t dcler an inṭrest in PPI Medpro. Ɖ frm z olso biyñ psyd bî HM Reṿny n Custmz, apaṛntli fr unpeid taxz. It sz ɖt it wl “pe in fl” f eni ǎtstandñ muniz r oud. Ɖ Mǒn faṃliproṗtiz hv bn rêdd bî ɖ Naśnl Crîm Ejnsi, ẃć z invstgetñ ptnśl frōd rletñ t ɖ cumṗni. Ɖ Naśnl Ōdit Ofis ʈt ɖt £1.4bn v spendñ ʈru ɖ VIP len z “at risc” v nt aćivñ valy fr muni.

Ɖ hol episod rìcs v a cntmt fr guvnmnt. Piṛjz śd nt b jst a mīnz t prsnl – or îdịlojicl – endz. Nɖr śd ɖe b dǒld ǎt t wlʈi biznis ppl in rtrn fr bancrolñ p’liticl partiz. Ɖ Lordz hz bcm imprudntli blǒtd, nǎ wɖ ovr 800 pirz. Līcs sjst ɖt Sr Cir Starmr wl aboliś ɖ upr hǎs n rples it wɖ a ny ilectd ćembr az part v planz t “rstor trust in poḷtics”. Mni pirz pform a vałbl rǒl bî cāmli scrūṭnîzñ n amndñ lejsleśn ɖt hz ofn bn ruśt ʈru ɖ Comnz. Hvr, ɖ reṿleśnz abt Ledi Mǒn śo jst hǎ mć stren ɖ upr hǎs n Britiś stet insttyśnz hv bn pt undr bî ɖ cuṛnt p’liticl dispnseśn. Moṛl c’rupśn at ɖ hart v ɖ Britiś parḷmnt z a morbid simtm fr libṛl dmocṛsi itslf.

Instroduction to Ñspel

"House by the Railroad," Edward Hopper, 1925