I volunteered to fly to space
Hoping to help the human race
But as, to be honest, I’d half expected
My application was rejected
For lack of relevant experience, they said.
So I think I’ll just take my wife to Scarborough again
instead.
Tag Archives: NASA
Frank Poems: DEAR MR XI
Please don’t undermine our moon.
What harm’s it ever done to you?!
You’ve got Tibet,
You’ve got Hong Kong
And now you’re set
Upon Taiwan.
But woe betide!
If you’re still not satisfied
And do decide on lunacide
The moon might not like it.
Beware the tide!
此致