Britn lîcs t cnsidr itslf ɖ credl v fri spīć – untl smwn heclz Prins Andru
(Transcription of an article published in the Guardian on 13 September 2022)
Vocl antiṗʈi twdz eni numbr v ʈñz z a cornrston v Ɖ Gret Britiś We. Śem ɖ oʈoṛtiz d’nt agri
Mrīna Haid, Tyzde 13 Sptmbr 2022
Yesṭde, p’līs arestd a 22-yir-old man in Ednbra aftr Prins Andru wz hecld az h wōct bhnd ɖ Qīn’z cofin. “Andru,” ɖ śǎt wz hŕd, “y’r a sic old man.” Hand on hart, I’v hŕd wrs. N f Prins Andru hz’nt, h srtnli wl. Muni n pziśn n xpnsiv loyrz cn insylet y fṛm a hyj numbr v consiqnsz in ǎr imprfict wrld, bt f sm bô in ɖ strīts wonts t g fl Emprr’z Ny Cloɖz on y, y mt jst hv t suc it p, īvn f it z bad manrz in ɖ srcs.
Ǒ, hañ on. Y d’nt acć̣li hv t. Ɖ man – h lcs lîc a bô – wz cuft n lêtr ćarjd. Ɖr cd b mor t it ɖn cuṛntli mīts ɖ î, bt it z arğbli nt hyjli incuṛjñ ɖt a hecl me b dīmd ilīgl ẃn brgḷri ifctivli z’nt eni mor. Ɖen agn, d rmembr ɖt ɖs yir’z P’līs, Crîm, Sntnsñ n Corts Act incrist ɖ minimm trm fr verịs sirịs sx́l asōlts t for yirz, n ɖ maximm trm fr asōltñ a staću t 10 yirz. F wimin r gwñ t gt sx̣́li asōltd, w śd stroñli cnsidr dwñ so ẃl drest az a livñ staću v Winstn Ćrćl. Ɖt we w cn sīc ɖ fl fors v ɖ lw az aplaid t inaniṃt mtirịlz, az opozd t ɖ lesr vrśnz tipicli ofrd t fīmel fleś n blud.
‘Andru, y’r a sic man’: p’līs drag heclr fṛm crǎd jrñ Qīn’z pṛseśn – vidio
So yes: ɖ mōrez n codz v YC ssayti cn sīm eṣteric – bt plīz cnsult yr Bumpr Bc v Britiś Eticét fr prisîs gîdns on hǎ t bhev on ol oceźnz. Ɖr z a tîm n a ples fr śǎtñ at men hu hv peid ǎt mni miłnz v dolrz t setl sx́l-asōlt cesz, y wl not, n ɖ xprts se it’s nt ẃl ɖ’r wōcñ bhnd ɖer muɖr’z cofin alñsd sm b’rivd siblñz hu hv’nt peid ǎt mni miłnz v dolrz t setl sx́l-asōlt cesz. N fer ple t ɖ xprts. Hvr, a brīć v eticét z nt a brīć v lw. F w startd arestñ ppl fr nt śowñ dcoṛm, ǎr cortșistm wd c’laps. Sori – c’laps mor.
‘Nt mî Cñ’: ɖ anti-moṇci pṛtstrz ʈretnd wɖ arest – vidio rport
Ɖs îṣletd insidnt, in p’līsparḷns, z nt an îṣletd insidnt. In Oxḟd, a man wz arestd ɖen di’restd fr śǎtñ “Hu ilectd him?” at ɖ locl procḷmeśn v ɖ ny cñ. In Wsminstr, a p’līs ofisr wz filmd dmandñ ɖ dītelz v a man hu hd hld p a blanc śīt v pepr. Ɖ man (a baristr) asct ẃt wd hv hapnd f h’d ritn “Nt Mî Cñ” on it, at ẃć pônt ɖ ofisr rqstd hiz dītelz, “bcz y sd y wr gwñ t rait stuf on it ɖt me ofnd ppl arnd ɖ Cñ … it me ofnd smwn.” Hmmm. Ʈanc y, PC Brenz. Ɖ îdīa ɖt ɖ YC z a credl v fri spīć z wn v ɖoz cumḟtñ storiz ɖ cuntri lîcs t tel itslf, ẃn ol manr v ʈñz fṛm ɖ lîbl lwz t tīćrz biyñ hǎndd t ɖ Dêli Meil dvotñ its intîr frunt pej t ǎtrej ɖt a cmīdịn moct Liz Trus sz difṛntli.
