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In Ñspel: The Guardian view on Rishi Sunak’s cabinet: rewards for failure

From left, Dominic Raab, Rishi Sunak, Suella Braverman and Jeremy Hunt on the front bench at PMQs. Photograph: UK Parliament/Andy Bailey/PA
Fṛm left, Doṃnic Rāb, Riśi Sūnac, Suela Braṿmn n Jeṛmi Hunt on ɖ frunt bnć at PMQz. Foṭgraf: YC Parḷmnt/Andi Beili/PA

Ɖ Gardịn vy on Riśi Sūnac’s cabiṇt: rwordz fr fełr

(Transcription of a Guardian editorial of 16 Nov. 2022)

A loñ bac̦aṭlog v scandl n incompitns in guvnmnt mcs it imposbl fr ɖ Tōriz t trn ovr a ny līf

Wnzde 16 Nvmbr 2022

Sins ɖ start v ɖs yir, ɖr hv bn 147 guvnmnt reẓgneśnz or sacñz. Ɖt dz’nt mīn 147 indivijlz hv ćenjd jobz. In mni cesz it z ɖ sem ppl sîc̣lñ in n ǎt v ofis. Suela Braṿmn holdz ɖ record, wɖ jst six dez ilapsñ btwn hr biyñ fîrd fṛm ɖ Hom Ofis bî Liz Trus n rīhîrd bî Riśi Sūnac.

Doṃnic Rāb wêtd a litl longr fr rīhbiḷteśn, dsmist az justișecṛtri on 6 Sptmbr, bac in post bî 25 Octobr. Hǎ loñ h cntinyz in ofis mt dpnd on ɖ ǎtcm v an indipndnt invstgeśn intu clemz v bŭliyñ stāf. Mr Rāb dnîz ol roñduwñ.

Ɖ justișecṛtri rout t ɖ prîm̦inistr, rfŕrñ himslf fr invstgeśn aftr tū forml cmplents wr md abt hiz bhevyr. It z nt yt clir hu wl d ɖ invstgetñ in ɖ absns v an advîzr on miṇstirịl eʈics. Ɖ post hz bn vecnt sins Lord Gît rzînd rlịr ɖs yir. Hiz prīdisesr, Sr Alix Aḷn, std dǎn aftr Boris Jonsn tc no ax́n agnst Priti Ptél, ɖen homsecṛtri, dspt an inqîri sjstñ ɖt hr bŭliyñ hd brīćt ɖ miṇstirịl cod.

Mr Sūnac hz promist t fil ɖ post, bt hz nt yt got rnd t it. H hz olso plejd t guvn wɖ “integṛti, pṛfeśṇlizm n acǎntbiḷti at evri levl”. Ɖt forḿla wz mnt t signl a brec fṛm ɖ Jonsn ira, bt ɖ prîm̦inistr z fîndñ it hard t trn ovr a ny līf wɖ so mni fmiłr fesz in hiz guvnmnt.

Onli last wīc, Gavin Wiłmsn, ministr wɖt portfolio, wz forst t rzîn ovr akześnz v bŭliyñ colīgz. Mr Wiłmsn hd prīvịsli bn dsmist fṛm Mr Jonsn’z cabiṇt, ẃr h cnspiksli feld az edyceśnsecṛtri jrñ ɖ pandemic. Bfr ɖt, h wz sact bî T’rīza Me fr līcñ inḟmeśn fṛm a naśnl-s’kṛti caunslmītñ.

Ɖ probbiḷti ɖt eni ministr hîrd bî Mr Sūnac hz prīvịsli bn fîrd bî wn v hiz prīdisesrz z rezd nt onli bî ɖ leñʈ v Cnsrṿtiv incumbnsi bt bî ɖ volym v bad guvnmnt páct intu ɖoz 12 yirz. Ɖ Jonsn rên wz ispeṣ́li dns wɖ scandl.

Mr Rāb’z dparćr fṛm ɖ Foṛn Ofis in Sptmbr last yir wz wîdli sìn az a rbyc fr hiz hanḍlñ v ɖ crîsis in Afgaṇstan a munʈ rlịr, ẃn ɖ Taliban sizd Cbŭl. Ɖ ɖen foṛn secṛtri hd nt cut śort a hoḷde t tec ćarj v an ivakeśn ɖt wz lêtr dscrîbd az “ceotic n arbitrri” in a parḷmntri-cmiti rport. MPz olso notd “a funḍmntl lac v sirịsnis, grip or līdrśp” at ɖ Foṛn Ofis.

Bt fełr rerli gz unriwordd fr loñ in ɖ cuṛnt Cnsrṿtiv parti. T compnset Mr Rāb fr hiz dmośn, Mr Jonsn gev him ɖ tîtl v depyti prîm̦inistr. Ɖt rǒl hz olso bn rstord bî Mr Sūnac, alñ wɖ ɖ justisportfolio n ɖ oṗtyṇti t rvîv ɖ pôntlis, posć̣rñ bil v rîts ɖt Mz Trus ślvd jrñ hr brīf teńr in Dǎnñ Strīt.

Ɖus ɖ sîcl gz on, wɖ cabiṇtjobz pasñ fṛm wn per v unsef handz t ɖ nxt, n bac agn. Mr Sūnac’s ambiśn fr a freś start wz far-fećt, gvn ɖ leñʈ v tîm hiz parti hz bn in guvnmnt. Hiz poḷsi v îɖr ignorñ or rwordñ past miṇstirịl fełr mcs it lc dǎnrît dluźnl.

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Fṛm Đ Gardịn: Johnson the Criminal lays down the law for asylum seekers

Prime minister proffers surreal reasons for sending people fleeing war to human rights paradise of Rwanda
Boris Jonsn ‘traid t cnvins a fy bord srvisprṣnél ɖt Cgāli wd host ɖ ny ǎtpost v Butlin’z’. Foṭgraf: Mát Dunm/PA

Jonsn ɖ Criminl lez dǎn ɖ lw fr asîḷmsīcrz

(Transcription of an article published in the Guardian on 14 April 2022)

Prîm̦inistr profrz sriyl rīznz fr sndñ ppl fliyñ wor t hymn-rîts paṛdîs v Rwanda

John Crace

Jon Crês, Ʈrzde 14 Epril 2022

Hymaṇti z’nt ɖ Hom Ofis’z strongist sūt. Bt ɖen, nɖr z cḿṇceśn. Last wīc Rićd Harñtn, ɖ refyjīzministr, wz asct bî ɖ brōdcastr LBC f ɖ guvnmnt hd eni planz t ofśor refyjīz t Rwanda. H rplaid wɖ an unambigẏs no. H hd no clu ẃr sć an îdīa mt hv cm fṛm. Nwn in ɖ Hom Ofis hd dscust enʈñ lîc ɖs wɖ him. It wz a nonstori; scer tactics fṛm paṛnôd libṛlz trayñ t dscredit Priti Ptél. Nt ɖt ɖ homsecṛtri nīdz eni hlp. Ś nvr felz t dscredit hrslf.

Cy 10 dez lêtr n Boris Jonsn wz at a hangr in Líd, Cnt, t anǎns ẃt h traid t cnvins a fy bord srvisprṣnél n a hanfl v scepticl hacs wz ɖ ny ǎtpost v Butlin’z in Cgāli. A pleźrpalis fr refyjīz mor ɖn 5,000 mîlz awe. In a cuntri ẃr ɖ probḷm wz wel ǎt v sît v Britiś îz. God fbid ɖt eni Brits mt hv t incǎntr despṛt ppl fliyñ wor n prṣkśn.

Sm hd ʈt ɖ tîmñ wz ol a bit tù cnvińnt. Aftr dez v bad hedlînz abt ɖ prîm̦inistr’z ǒn criṃnaḷti, a ćans t muv ʈñz on wɖ a poḷsi ɖt wd g dǎn a storm wɖ red-wōl Tori votrz bfr ɖ Me locl ilex́nz n pis of jst abt evrwn wɖ a moṛl conśns. It wz ɖt sinicl. Ol ɖ mor so bcz ɖ Cgāli hostl cd wel rmen emti fr yirz az sivl-rîts loyrz tec ɖ guvnmnt t cort fr actñ ilīġli. Ɖ Ptemcin Pleźrdom.

Bt ɖ riaḷti wz ɖt it wz mor lîc cilñ tū brdz wɖ wn ston. Śr, it wz gd t tōc abt smʈñ uɖr ɖn Partiget, bt ɖ Convict n Ptél hd jenyinli bn wrcñ on ɖ d’renjd plan fr munʈs, dspt ɖ bst eḟts v sivl srvnts t tōc ɖm ǎt v it, n wr fîṇli redi t pt ɖer idịsi n cruwlti on vy. N stl nwn hd ʈt t cīp Lord Harñtn in ɖ lūp.

Jonsn startd wɖ ɖ yźl wofl. Ɖ stuf h nīdz t tel himslf ć mornñ so h cn drag himslf ǎt v hiz bed n lc in ɖ mirr. Smhǎ h hz t fînd a we v cnvinsñ himslf h’z a dīsnt man. Nt sm layñ narssist hu wl d n se enʈñ t gt him ʈru ɖ de reḷtivli unsceɖd. So h mumbld smʈñ abt Britn’z fîn hisṭri v opņis n jeṇroṣti t refyjīz.

’r, hlo. W tc jst 9,000 ćildṛn in ɖ Kindertransport. N onli md a big fus abt cngrać̣letñ ǎrslvz fr ɖt bcz w hd’nt tecn eni adult Juz fliyñ Natsi prṣkśn. N ɖen w md olmst no planz t tec in eni Afgan refyjīz last yir aftr ɖ YS wɖdrwl n hd t hesṭli scūp p a fy ʈǎznd intrpritrz n uɖr ci wrcrz at ɖ last momnt. N īvn ɖen w sīmd mor inṭrestd in gtñ pets ǎt v ɖ cuntri rɖr ɖn ppl in fir fr ɖer lîvz. So, nt so gret. A qc riaḷti ćec. Ɖ YC z ɖ fifʈ or sixʈ larjist icoṇmi n tecs jst 0.2% v ɖ wrld’z refyjīz.

Ɖen ɖ Convict got dǎn t ɖ niti-griti. H wontd t stop ɖ tred in ppltraḟcñ. Bt h dd’nt wont t d it bî mcñ it īzịr fr ppl t clem asîḷm in ɖ cuntri. At preznt refyjīz r stuc in a cać-22. Ɖe cn onli clem asîḷm wns ɖe r in ɖ YC bt ɖ onli we t gt hir z ilīġli. Jonsn dd’nt wont t adres ɖt. Ẃt h pṛpozd wz ɖt eni asîḷmsīcrz – includñ Ycreńnz wɖt a vīza – hu rīćt ɖ YC wɖt hvñ bn pśt bac n drǎnd ẃl crosñ ɖ Ćanl wd b rǎndd p bî ɖ armi n gvn a wn-we ticit t Rwanda. Ẃr ɖe cd rot ẃl ɖer apḷceśnz wr prosest. N f ɖe wr cold, wet n frîtnd ɖen so mć ɖ betr. Tīć ɖm nt t cm t ɖ YC.

Ɖen ʈñz jst trnd sriyl. Frst, ɖ Convict traid t portre Rwanda az sm cnd v tropicl hymn-rîts paṛdîs. Rgardlis v ɖ fact ɖt it wz a dictetrśp ɖt ɖ YC hd cndemd fr hymn-rîts vạleśnz. Ɖen h traid t clem ɖ program wd b a bargin. Ignorñ ɖ fact ɖt sm Tori MPz hd esṭmetd it wd b ćīpr t pt ol ɖ refyjīz p at ɖ Ríts. Bt h sevd ɖ bst tl last. Ɖs wz nesṣri bcz h wz a frm b’livr in ɖ rūl v lw. Fṛm ɖ man hu hz śoun a spectaklr disrigard fr it sins h bcem prîm̦inistr. Cīp ɖoz fixt-penlti noṭsz cmñ.

Jonsn cept ɖ blśit gwñ ẃn it cem t qsćnz. H mirli rpitd ɖt h wz probbli trītñ refyjīz wɖ tù mć cîndnis. Britn wd b oṿẃlmd wɖ asîḷmsīcrz despṛt t b intrnd in Rwanda. Mbi h śd trî t mc ɖ ny reźīm mor pyṇtiv.

Az fr hiz ǒn criṃnaḷti, h mirli smrct n tugd ɖ todlr hercut. F it wz ol ɖ sem, h wd fel t ansr ɖ qsćnz smtm nxt wīc. H’z tecñ ɖ hol cuntri fr mugz. W hv a criminl in Nu 10 n h rfyzz t xplen himslf. Ɖ Tori wancocṛsi in oṿdrîv, h olso sd Riśi Sŭnac wz sef in hiz job. So ɖt mīnz h’z tost. Riśi mst b wśñ h hd ɖ slf-wrʈ t rzîn.

Abt an aur lêtr, w dis’pird ʈru ɖ lcñglas. Hir w hd Ptél, az viśs az ś z haf-witd, in Cgāli. Bac in ɖ 60z hr peṛnts hd fled Yganda. Nǎ ś wz pṛpozñ t snd teṛfaid refyjīz t a neḅrñ cuntri huz ǒn sitiznz sīc sañćri elsẃr. Priti Vecnt lct a bit glum az ś réd ǎt ol ɖ poẓtivz v ɖ program, bt ćird p ẃn ś rmembrd it wz ol lîz n ɖt ɖ refyjīz wd b bañd p in a hostl aftr ol. Ɖs wz hr lîf’s wrc n ś cd dî hapi.

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Families fleeing the war in Ukraine arrive in Poland. Photograph: Omar Marques/Getty Images
Faṃliz fliyñ ɖ wor in Ycren arîv in Poḷnd. Foṭgraf: Omar Marques/Geti Iṃjz

Ɖ Gardịn vy on ɖ YC’z śemfl trītmnt v Ycreńnz: nt an axidnt

(Transcription of an editorial published in the Guardian on Wednesday 9 March 2022)

Ẃl uɖr cuntriz welcm refyjīz, Britn’z rspons hz bn ceotic n cruwl

Wnzde, 9 Marć 2022

At ɖ start v ɖ wīc, ɖ Hom Ofis bostd v unpresdntd ax́n, dclerñ breʈlisli: “Ɖ YC guvnmnt’s Ycren faṃliscīm z ɖ frst vīẓscīm in ɖ wrld t lōnć sins Prezidnt Pūtin’z inveźn v Ycren.” It wz a telñ asrśn, nt onli bcz it z ɖ sort v caẓ́li mslidñ clem w hv groun yst t fṛm ɖ homsecṛtri, Priti Ptél, n Boris Jonsn, bt olso bcz it xpresz a brōdr truʈ abt ɖ YC’z trītmnt v refyjīz.

Ɖ stetmnt wz facć̣li tru – bt onli bcz Ycreńnz d nt nīd vīzaz t entr ɖ Yṛpiyn Yńn, n ɖ YC hd t b stroñ-armd intu brōḍnñ its rstrictiv deḟniśn v “clos reḷtivz”. Mor ɖn 2 miłn ppl hv iscept ɖ wor, bt ɖ YC hz axptd onli 760 v 22,000 apḷceśnz so far. A secnd scīm, yt t bgin, wl alǎ indivijlz n orġnîześnz t sponsr Ycreńnz – agn, ćeripicñ victimz v wor rɖr ɖn rspctñ ɖ inṭnaśnl cnvnśn setñ ǎt ɖer rîts. Mz Ptél spouc v a ny hymaṇterịn rùt, onli fr Dǎnñ Strīt t swiftli rūl ɖt ǎt. Az wɖ ɖ asîḷmsistm oṿol, ɖ aproć z grujñ, inifiśnt n ovrli byṛcratic, in larj part bcz it z dzînd t cīp ppl ǎt.

Ẃt mīgr hlp z biyñ ofrd hz bn dogd bî cnfyźn n contṛdix́n. Ɖ homsecṛtri promist ś hd “srjd a Hom Ofis tīm” t hlp at Calais, bt faṃliz hu hd travld ovr a ʈǎznd mîlz faund a fy ofiślz gvñ ǎt pacits v crisps, n wr tld t g t Paris or Bruslz t aplî. Ɖen a ny “pop-up” sntr in Lille, stl 70 mîlz fṛm Calais, wz anǎnst; it nǎ apirz ɖt it wl nɖr tec wōc-in apḷceśnz nr ofr apôntmnts bt dīl wɖ bîometrics fr ɖ “most vulnṛbl” v ɖz trōṃtîzd ppl. Wn Ycreńn muɖr n dōtr md et trips t ɖ YC vīza-prosesñ sntr in Paris, tū trips t ɖ Britiś consyḷt ɖr n wn trip t ɖ Britiś emḅsi. Īvn aftr obtenñ ɖ c’rect vīzaz, ɖe wr dtend fr a secnd tîm bî YC Bordrfors ofiślz in Calais.

Plenti v refyjīz cd tsṭfî t ɖ incompitns n inhymaṇti v ɖ YC’z asîḷmsistm. Ɖ difṛns ɖs tîm z ɖt acrs Yṛp, includñ in plesz prīvịsli xtrimli hostîl t mîgṛnts n refyjīz, ɖr z gretr public simṗʈi fr ẃît Yṛpiynz fliyñ ɖer homz. Ɖ mīņis v ɖ YC guvnmnt’s aproć z nt ny; it z mor viẓbl ɖs tîm, hvr, bcz it z nt onli ǎt v step wɖ dmestic public opińn bt strîcñli at odz wɖ ɖ welcm nǎ ofrd bî uɖr neśnz. Moldova, wn v ɖ puríst cuntriz in Yṛp, wɖ a popyleśn v jst 4 miłn, hz tecn mor ɖn 80,000 Ycreńnz.

Ɖ YC’z fełr t hlp Ycreńn refyjīz z nt an axidnt, ɖo its inepttyd hz wrsnd ɖ plît v mni. It z poṣbl t hv a hymen n ifiśnt asîḷmsistm, bt nt ẃn y pṛmot sterịtîps v refyjīz az a ʈret n a brdn. Ɖ guvnmnt hz clozd of sef rùts – ẃl its naṣ́naḷti-n-bordrz bil sīcs t crimiṇlîz ɖoz hu arîv hir bî ireğlr mīnz. Ycreńnz r ɖ lêtist victimz v its cruwlti.

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In Ñspel: A woman’s place appears to be anywhere but the Downing Street press briefing

John Crace
Jon Crês
A wmn’z ples apirz t b enẃr bt ɖ Dǎnñ Strīt presbrīfñ

(Transcription of an article published in the Guardian on 9 April 2020)

Asct t rîz t ɖ oceźn fr ɖ ʈrd tîm in a wīc, Randm Rāb olmst pṛdyst sm chiṛnt sntnsz

Jon Crês, Ʈrzde, 9 Epril 2020

Priti Patel: clearly not considered a key worker. Photograph: Dominic Lipinski/PA
Priti Ptel: clirli nt cnsidrd a ci wrcr. Foṭgraf: Dóṃnic Lipinsci/PA

C’roṇvîṛs z man’z wrc. At līst, ɖt apirz t b ɖ guvnmnt’s asesmnt v it, fr in ɖ ʈri wīcs v dêli Dǎnñ Strīt presbrīfñz, nt wns hz a wmn ministr bn alaud ǎt t b frunt-v-hǎs comper. Priti Ptel, Liz Trus n T’rêz Cófi hv bcm ol bt inviẓbl. Misñ in ax́n. Ɖe mt az wel nt xist.

Fr ɖ ʈrd tîm ɖs wīc it wz Doṃnic Rāb – ɖ de facto prîm ministr ẃl Boris Jonsn z in intnsiv cer – hu dd ɖ biznis fr ɖ guvnmnt. N, t b fer, h’z gtñ viẓbli betr at it. H lcs les unstebl n mor ɖ man hu cn īẓli si ǎt 24 aurz v clos p’līsinteṛgeśn ovr unsolvd misñ-prsnz cesz. Ɖo h mt hv strugld f enwn hd qsćnd him abt ɖ dis’piṛns v ɖ homsecṛtri.

It olso hlpt ɖt ɖ foṛn secṛtri dd’nt hv eni nyz, uɖr ɖn ɖ grim dêli deʈsttistics, t impart. So h cd stic t dwñ ẃt h nz bst, ẃć z spilñ ǎt a randm siriz v wrdz, onli sm v ẃć amǎnt t fŭli chiṛnt sntnsz. At sm pônt in hiz c’rir, ɖ blac-blt marśl arts speṣ́list z gwñ t hv t riylîz ɖt ɖ bren z olso a musl. Cmñ p wɖ lînz lîc “W r foc̣sñ on ɖ ʈñz w nīd t foc̣s on” me sǎnd impresiv at cabiṇtmītñz, bt dz’nt trnzlet wel t ɖoz v s hu spīc hymn.

Stl, aftr Rāb hd spent ɖ bst part v fîv minits telñ evrwn t ste at hom fr Īstr – ɖ No 10 lectn hd bn hlpf̣li updetd wɖ ɖs ny logo – it dd bcm clir ẃ Ptel mt hv dojd a bŭlit bî biyñ xcludd fṛm ɖs brīfñ. Bcz Rāb wnt on t dlivr a loñ ʈanc-yu t ol ɖ NHS staf, cerwrcrz, hospitlclīnrz, dlivridrîvrz n sūṗmarcitstaf hu wr cīpñ ppl alîv n ɖ cuntri runñ: ɖ vri ppl hu wd nvr hv bn let intu ɖ cuntri f ɖ homsecṛtri hd bn alaud t implimnt hr pônts-best iṃgreśnsistm a fy yirz rlịr. Fr Priti, îdioḷji z ol. Ś dd’nt vot t tec bac cntrol t hv an imigṛnt clīnñ a hospitlflor or oṗret a sūṗmarcit ćecǎt.

“W nǎ nǒ hu ɖ ci wrcrz riyli r,” sd Rāb. Indd w dd. N t ɖ s’prîz v mni Tori MPz, ɖe wr’nt ɖ hejfund manijrz or partidonrz ɖe hd imajind. Hir Rāb’z lejnḍri abiḷti t dsośiet cem in handi. Bcz bac in 2010, h, Ptel n sevṛl uɖr līdñ Tōriz rout a bc, Britańa Unćend, in ẃć ɖe advcetd incrist osteṛti, duḅlñ dǎn on laissez-faire īc̣nomics n brandd ɖ Brits az sm v ɖ îdlist ppl in ɖ wrld.

Bt sm ʈñz d’nt ćenj. Asct f ɖ guvnmnt mt cer t śo its grattyd t ɖ ci wrcrz wɖ a caśboṇs wns ɖ pandemic wz ovr, Rāb bcem ivesiv. Muni, ẃt muni? Wz’nt it inuf fr ɖz wrcrz t hv sevd ɖ cuntri bfr biyñ asct t līv? At tîmz lîc ɖz, Dóm cd olmst b a dubl fr Devid Brent. “Ɖ bad nyz z ɖt sm v y wl lūz yr jobz. On a mor poẓtiv not, ɖ gd nyz z ɖt I’v bn pṛmotd – so evri clǎd, ê?”

Nt ɖt Rāb sīmd ovrli cīn t emf̣sîz ɖ xtnt v hiz ny pǎrz az de facto prîm ministr. F enʈñ, h traid t dǎnple ɖm, sjstñ ɖt ol cabiṇt-dsiźnz wr nǎ mor lîc tantric medteśnseśnz.

Unforćṇtli, ɖ ansrz pṛvîdd bî ɖt proses cn b les ɖn cristl-clir. Rāb wz az ivesiv on ẃt ɖ guvnmntstraṭji fr dtrṃnñ ɖ tîmñ v ɖ end v ɖ parśl locdǎn mt b – jrṇlists hv loñ sins gvn p ascñ fr an acćl det – az h wz on ẃ ɖ guvnmnt hd hd t incris its oṿdraft wɖ ɖ Banc v Ñgḷnd. Ẃr wz Riśi ẃn y nīdd him?

Ɖ bigist unansrd qsćn, ɖo, wz ɖ wn ɖt hz bn left haññ ovr evri presconfṛns. Ẃ z Jrṃni hanḍlñ ɖ crîsis so mć betr ɖn s? Sm pṛjx́nz sjst ɖ Jrmn deʈret fṛm ɖ c’roṇvîṛs wl b abt 10% v ǎrz. Ẃt’s ɖer sīcrit? Rāb, Cris Ẃiti n Patric Vaḷns ol jst śrugd ɖer śoldrz. Ɖe hd no îdīa. Or nn fit fr public cnsumśn.

Y cd olmst sns ɖ desṗreśn in Dóm’z vôs az h plīdd wn last tîm fr cām ovr Īstr. Biyñ in ćarj z’nt nirli so mć fun az h hd imajind. H’z misñ Boris badli. Wirdli, I am tù. At līst wɖ Boris y gt sm cînd v hopfl boḷcs. Wɖ Rāb y jst gt boḷcs. In ɖ land v ɖ blînd, ɖ wn-aid man z cñ.

Instroduction to Ñspel