FRITTERING A BANANA BY ELECTRICITY

THE SIGNALMAN’S FIRST DUTY IN THE MORNING – OILING THE SIGNAL

A SIMPLE METHOD OF DEALING WITH THE SMOKE NUISANCE IN THE DAYS OF THE OPEN CARRIAGE

THE NEW YEAR’S BEDROOM SUITE DE-LUXE

REJUVENATED JUNK

THE COLD EGG

THE ALL-WAYS-AT-ONCE INCENDIARY EXTINGUISHER

AN EARLY TYPE OF ENGINE FOR CLEANING TUNNELS

TO AVOID TEMPTATION AND EMBARRASSING SITUATIONS ON ST VALENTINE’S MORN

TAKING SEATS FOR LUNCH ON ONE OF THE FIRST TRAINS TO BE EQUIPPED WITH RESTAURANT CARS

COMMUNAL DECK CHAIRS

FAIRER RATIONING – RATIONING BUTTER BY DISPLACEMENT OF CUSTOMER

W HEATH ROBINSON AND CECIL HUNT: TESTING FIANCÉE’S REACTION TO SHOCK

W HEATH ROBINSON AND CECIL HUNT: THE PROPOSAL SCREEN FOR MAKING PROPOSALS IN CROWDED ROOMS

A WELL THOUGHT OUT AND NEARLY SUCCESSFUL EXPERIMENT BY EARLY RAILWAY PIONEER

W HEATH ROBINSON AND CECIL HUNT: THE BEDSIDE GAS COOKER BREAKFAST IN BED FOR THE HARDWORKED HOUSEWIFE

BOLD MOVE IN THE CAMPAIGN TO DO AWAY WITH RAILWAY PORTERS

THE FIRST MAGNETIC SIGNAL

W H ROBINSON AND K R G BROWNE: AN ‘AIR FRAIS’ BUNGALOW FOR WARM WEATHER

W HEATH ROBINSON AND K R G BROWNE: THE NEW REAR WHEEL GEAR FOR TURNING THE CAR RIGHT ROUND IN ONE MOVEMENT

THE PEACEFUL CONVERSION OF A TORPEDO TO A FOOT-WARMER

“Ɖ nem v Hīʈ Robinsn entrd ɖ Ñgliš lanĝj az a trm fr crêzi cntrapšnz aftr onli abt ten yirz v prodysñ ɖ frst drōñ v an ovrli complicetd mšin.

Ātist n iḷstretr Wiłm Hīʈ Robinsn (1872-1944) z bst nôn fr hiz drōñz v mšīnz, bt h stātd hiz c̣rir az a sirı̣s bciḷstretr. Ɖ axeṣbiḷti n hymr v ɖz cntrapšnz n mšinz gvz Hīʈ Robinsn an apil ɖt fy uɖr ātists hv ačivd. Hiz abiḷti t têc an evrīde tasc n ovrcomplicet it in a we ɖt w ol fînd amyzñ z a grt scil.

Ɖs z a spešl xibišn v drōñz v krı̣s cntrapšnz n mad mšinz fṛm ɖ c̣lẋnz v Ɖ Wiłm Hīʈ Robinsn Trust. Az ɖ YC’z līdñ manyfacčrñ siti, Dābi z a fitñ plês t šo ɖ wrc v Hīʈ Robinsn. Ẇn Ɖ Silcmil wz bilt in ɖ 1720z it wz ɖ wrld’z frst factri n sns ɖen Dābi hz bn at ɖ fwfrunt v ɖ criešn v mšinz. Ɖs z ɖ frst xibišn v Hīʈ Robinsn’z wrc in Dābi sns 1941, ẇn ɖ myziym kretr rcwdd it az ɖ most popylr xibišn v ɖt yir.

W r priṿlijd t b ebl t hôst ɖs xibišn at ɖ tîm ɖt Ɖ Wiłm Hīʈ Robinsn Trust r bildñ a ny myziym at West Hâs in Pinr, Midlsex, dy t ôpn in 2016. Ɖs wl b ɖ onli myziym dedicetd t Hīʈ Robinsn.

SCŪLZ! W’r invîtñ y t têc pāt in a Hīʈ Robinsn comṗtišn. Info hir.”

GAḶRI WEBSAIT

Đ WIŁM HĪƮ ROBINSN TRUST

J.V.J. PUBLIŠÑ

CRIS BĪTLZ GAḶRI

Robt Butlr, Đ ICOṆMIST: INTELIJNT LÎF, 19 Dsmbr 2014

14/06/2015