Can’t stand people
who think they’re the centre
of the universe, the star
of the show, the belle
of the ball, the life
and soul, the big
cheese, the bee’s
knees, the capo
di tutti capi,

people who could hardly be

more happy,

who are always I
I I and me
me me and my
my my,

people so self-obsessed they cannot see
the centre of the universe
is…

Ahem